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Deshaun of the Dead: Sunday Night Game Open Thread
So I’ve been on the road all day and have relatively little firsthand knowledge of what the shit went on this afternoon. A brief…
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What We Drank Last Night: Thanksgiving Tuneup Edition
Welcome again to What We Drank Last Night. In-depth beer, wine and liquor reviews are great, but the average North American has neither the…
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Rudolph the Raycess Reindeer: CrimeBeat! Followup Edition
Whelp, the other shoe has…um…sort of dropped. While we were all distracted by Potentially P(a)edophile Princes and Tua Tagovailoa’s first contract value going from…
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What We Drank Last Night: Instant Booze Reviewz
Oh men. MEN! And women. WOMEN! And people who don’t fit those particular descriptors. PEOPLES! As you know, alcohol and other less universally-licit substances…
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CrimeBeat!: Special #Hardtime in #Hardland Edition
Well shit. Here I was, all proud of myself for getting The Deacon all snugged up in his pajamas and into his Baby Jail…
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CrimeBeat!: An Existential Quandre Edition
It’s that time again- time to examine the biggest NFL felonies (real or metaphorical) of the last couple of days weeks (gimme a break,…
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MOST GLORIOUS EL BEISBOL CARDINALS (and some NFL thing) Open Thread
That’s right, kids- Uncle Scotchy is…indisposed for the evening. Some people just can’t hold their chloroform. WHICH MEANS that Ol’ Reverend Mayhem is driving…
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Wangs of New York: Your 2019 Buffalo Bills Bye Week Bonanza
[Interior. Press Room at the Meadowlands. JOSH ALLEN is at the podium, answering questions after beating the New York “Football” “Giants”.] ANONYMOUS PR FLACK:…
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Go Home, Fate, You’re Drunk: 2019 Detroit Lions at the Bye
[INTERIOR, STAGE WITH CLOSED CURTAIN. From offstage, muffled and slurred shouts are heard, mostly inaudible but include variations on “Not goin’ outthere!” and “You…
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Huh…..: Your San Francisco 49ers Bye Week Update
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES!??!?!? YES!!!! Friends, I have preached before at interminable length about how we live in The New Time of Wonders. Now BLEERGH!,…