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CrimeBeat!: Blind Squirrel Edition
What a long, strange trip it’s been for Antonio Brown in New England. They’ve laughed. They’ve cried. They’ve grumbled. Yes, Antonio Brown’s lengthy tenure…
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“Who Are We Now?”: Where Were You On September 11, 2001 Open Thread
Folks, we’re not going to do the now-obligatory Blog Thing were we navel-gaze and pontificate on The Larger Relevance of September 11 in Our…
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Pissing Up God’s Flagpole: Your 2019 Detroit Lions Preview
[Author’s Note: So this is it. The End. The final preview before the NFL meat grinder spins up to turn convert the bodies of…
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Tripping Over The Light Fantastic; or A Desperate Plié: Your All-Dancing 2019 Buffalo Bills Season Preview
[Author’s Note: As promised/threatened, this year’s Buffalo Bills Season Preview will be conducted in the medium of interpretive dance. Yes, I know it’s particularly…
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Santa Clara Diet: A San Francisco 49ers Preview
[Author’s Note: In support of DFO’s efforts to maintain its position at the bleeding edge of Blog Innovation, I have chosen to conduct this…
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Preseason LiveBlog: It’sHereIt’sHereIt’sHereIt’sHere!
It’s TIME, biznitches! Pre-Preseason Football is upon us. It is time to anesthetize ourselves to our misgivings and celebrate the unifying factor that brought…
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TB12Tots: Your Guide to Safely Endangering Children
Hi, I’m Tom Brady. You may remember me from giving your asshole acquaintances from Boston an undeserved sense of accomplishment for the last 18…
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Monday Night Open Thread: Barstow Edition
Friends, it has come to this. We are On the Edge of the Desert, the annual Summer sports doldrums where finding non-baseball sports viewing…
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BREAKING: Blewitt Blew It, Cut From History’s Saddest Kicking Competition By Bears
BREAKING: Blewitt Blew It, Cut From History’s Saddest Kicking Competition By Bears.
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Wednesday Night Open Thread: I Miss Video Games Edition
Holy snot weasels, it’s Wednesday already? How the hell did that happen? Stupid illusion of linear spacetime…. So I was reading the Librul Elite…