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Author: The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem
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Preseason LiveBlog: It’sHereIt’sHereIt’sHereIt’sHere!
It’s TIME, biznitches! Pre-Preseason Football is upon us. It is time to anesthetize ourselves to our misgivings and celebrate the unifying factor that brought…
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TB12Tots: Your Guide to Safely Endangering Children
Hi, I’m Tom Brady. You may remember me from giving your asshole acquaintances from Boston an undeserved sense of accomplishment for the last 18…
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Monday Night Open Thread: Barstow Edition
Friends, it has come to this. We are On the Edge of the Desert, the annual Summer sports doldrums where finding non-baseball sports viewing…
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BREAKING: Blewitt Blew It, Cut From History’s Saddest Kicking Competition By Bears
BREAKING: Blewitt Blew It, Cut From History’s Saddest Kicking Competition By Bears.
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Wednesday Night Open Thread: I Miss Video Games Edition
Holy snot weasels, it’s Wednesday already? How the hell did that happen? Stupid illusion of linear spacetime…. So I was reading the Librul Elite…
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Las Razones Por Que Su Equipo Chupando: Paraguay Edicion
Paraguayan National Football and Competitive Barbershop Quartet Team First off, I’d like to apologize to our Spanish-speaking DFOers for my atrocious…
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Sermon on the Mound
Author’s Note: This is a piece I started and stopped about a hundred times since last fall. All this is long past now. We’re…
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CrimeBeat!: Patriots Schadenfreude Day Edition
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh dear…it’s so sweet it should come with a vial of insulin…I though “ROFL” was just an expression…. Brothers and sisters, we live…
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The Devil’s Other Advocate
BAILIFF: All rise! JUDGE: Ooooowweeeeeoooo! Now, what do we have before us today? BAILIFF: There are two cases involving retail theft… JUDGE: Boring! BAILIFF:…
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It’s Stuck, So Time to Force It: 2018 Detroit Lions Bye Weekapalooza
It’s a burden, being right all the time. I know, I know- I hear you virtually saying “But Mayhem, how could being right all the…