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Author: The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem
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Las Razones Por Que Su Equipo Chupando: Paraguay Edicion
Paraguayan National Football and Competitive Barbershop Quartet Team First off, I’d like to apologize to our Spanish-speaking DFOers for my atrocious…
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Sermon on the Mound
Author’s Note: This is a piece I started and stopped about a hundred times since last fall. All this is long past now. We’re…
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CrimeBeat!: Patriots Schadenfreude Day Edition
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh dear…it’s so sweet it should come with a vial of insulin…I though “ROFL” was just an expression…. Brothers and sisters, we live…
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The Devil’s Other Advocate
BAILIFF: All rise! JUDGE: Ooooowweeeeeoooo! Now, what do we have before us today? BAILIFF: There are two cases involving retail theft… JUDGE: Boring! BAILIFF:…
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It’s Stuck, So Time to Force It: 2018 Detroit Lions Bye Weekapalooza
It’s a burden, being right all the time. I know, I know- I hear you virtually saying “But Mayhem, how could being right all the…
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“Save Us, Jameis!” and Other Signs of Desperation: Tampa Bay at the Bye
So the Roadrunner’s a dick, right? Wile E. Coyote has some issues of his own, no argument. The ancient Greeks wish they had come…
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Hey Rube: Your 2018 Buffalo Bills Season “Preview”
“So maybe there’s hope. Or maybe I’m going mad… In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile — and the rest…
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2018 Detroit Lions Preview: If It Sticks, Force It. If It Breaks, It Needed Replacing Anyway
Oh, you lovably chaotic Lions. Like the drunk toddler of the NFC North, you stagger into the coming season. No sense of what you’re…
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Why Not Zoidberg?!?: Detroit Lions Bye Week Update
RECORD: 3-3 PROJECTED RECORD: 4-2 So for the Lions Season Preview, I wasted your time with an extended discussion of Film. It thus seems…
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The Tyranny of Meh: Buffalo Bills at the Bye
RECORD: 3-2 PROJECTED RECORD AT THIS POINT: 1-4 So I was all set for it, right? It would be just like a normal Bills…