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Tag It and Bag It: Tuesday Open Thread
It’s Tagging Tuesday, where NFL teams express their appreciation for a player by denying him the right to negotiate a market-appropriate salary! As of…
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Wichita, O Wichita! or No Fun With Peter King: Tuesday Open Thread
So Peter King is stepping back from his primary(?) gig writing 11,000 words per week as a columnist for NBC Sports. This is indeed…
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Is It Underwear Olympics Time?: Tuesday Open Thread
Short answer: no. The NFL’s annual meat market doesn’t begin until Leap Day, the most unholy day of the calendar (other than January 2).…
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Football in the Time of Brainworms: Tuesday Open Thread
Taylor Swift is not a CIA wokeness android. Nancy Pelosi did not threaten the league at halftime if the 49ers didn’t win. The NFL…
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Wide Right: Tuesday Wide Right Thread
Wide right. Wide right wide right wide right; wide right wide right! Wide Right wide right, wide right Wide Right. Wide right wide right-…
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Satisfaction: Tuesday Open Thread
Oh that’s the stuff. That…that’s what Daddy needed. Ok, that got weird, but stay with me, gang. Not every game was what you might…
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The Man With The Mop: Tuesday Open Thread
The NFL wastes no time chivvying its fans on to The Next Thing once the gratuitous bro-hugs-on-the-sidelines shots are finished- sometimes not even that…
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Stay On Target…: Tuesday Open Thread
Once again, it All Comes Down to This. And that’s kinda awesome. By my count, there are eleven (11) games with meaningful playoff implications,…
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Are…Are We Through?: Tuesday Open Thread
So we’re in the home stretch. 2024 is nigh upon us, and I for one am terrified. Not so much because 2024 promises to…
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Simply Having A Wonderful Sh*tsmastime: Tuesday Open Thread
Many of you voiced whole-hearted- dare I say fervent?- support for my Modest Proposal regarding summary roadside executions of rubberneckers. “What is next, wise…