Author: The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Whelp, it finally happened. This ragtag website, “run” by a bunch of idiots, shitheads, ne’erdowells, reprobates and overall dumbasses,  has  reached 10,000 posts. And…

So that was something, huh? To get 27 picks into the NFL Draft and then have the entire city of Detroit fall into a…

So here we are. Clock is ticking. Mistakes will be made, both happy accidents and career-ending missteps. Christmas Morning for our deviant kind. Ho…

Ah Spring. When the grass begins growing, the basketball and hockey playoffs still feel fresh, and the pollen counts are so high that even…

Anything that gets the adrenaline moving like a 440 volt blast in a copper bathtub is good for the reflexes and keeps the veins…

So that was a week, huh? We laughed, we cried, we pondered what we had done wrong in life to merit the mental picture…

HOLLA AT YA BITCHES, IT’S REVEREND MAYHEM ON THE MIC! E’ERYBODY SAY “HOOOOOOOO!” Tough crowd. Moving on. Horatio Cornblower, our resident Mock Draft Maestro,…

Sorry kids. Shitty weeks plus misbehaving neurochemistry means you get Grouchy Rev tonight. First, we have another stuck boat. But this time instead of…

Well that was quite a week, wasn’t it? Two teams formally gave up on their young franchise centerpieces. First, the Steelers sent Kenny Pickett…

Hello, friends. Welcome to the NFL Legal Tampering Period! Back in the Old Days (2011), agents and teams were prohibited from negotiating free agent…