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10,000ish Posts!: Tuesday Open Thread
Whelp, it finally happened. This ragtag website, “run” by a bunch of idiots, shitheads, ne’erdowells, reprobates and overall dumbasses, has reached 10,000 posts. And…
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What Draft?: Tuesday Open Thread
So that was something, huh? To get 27 picks into the NFL Draft and then have the entire city of Detroit fall into a…
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DRAFT NIGHT OPEN THREAD! (plus Reverend Mayhem’s 2024 Final Mock Draft)
So here we are. Clock is ticking. Mistakes will be made, both happy accidents and career-ending missteps. Christmas Morning for our deviant kind. Ho…
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Have You Heard the Good News of Murderbot?: Tuesday Open Thread
Ah Spring. When the grass begins growing, the basketball and hockey playoffs still feel fresh, and the pollen counts are so high that even…
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The Holy Game of Poker: Tuesday Open Thread
Anything that gets the adrenaline moving like a 440 volt blast in a copper bathtub is good for the reflexes and keeps the veins…
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Part 2 of Reverend Mayhem’s 2024 Preliminary Mock Draft Mk. 1(Taylor’s Version): Tuesday Open Thread
So that was a week, huh? We laughed, we cried, we pondered what we had done wrong in life to merit the mental picture…
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Reverend Mayhem’s 2024 Preliminary Mock Draft Mk. 1, Part 1 (Taylor’s Version): Tuesday Open Thread
HOLLA AT YA BITCHES, IT’S REVEREND MAYHEM ON THE MIC! E’ERYBODY SAY “HOOOOOOOO!” Tough crowd. Moving on. Horatio Cornblower, our resident Mock Draft Maestro,…
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Boat Stuck, Part II: Tuesday Open Thread
Sorry kids. Shitty weeks plus misbehaving neurochemistry means you get Grouchy Rev tonight. First, we have another stuck boat. But this time instead of…
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For Sale: Baby QBs. Never Won: Tuesday Open Thread
Well that was quite a week, wasn’t it? Two teams formally gave up on their young franchise centerpieces. First, the Steelers sent Kenny Pickett…
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Tampering With The Laws of Nature: Tuesday Open Thread
Hello, friends. Welcome to the NFL Legal Tampering Period! Back in the Old Days (2011), agents and teams were prohibited from negotiating free agent…
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