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Not As Think As You Drunk I Am: Tuesday Open Thread
Why yes, my elder child (aka The Deacon, aka MonkeyButt) went off to kindergarten for the first time this morning. And yes, I am…
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Like Tears In Rain: 2024 Buffalo Bills Preview
2023 PREDICTION: “12-5, tied for AFC East crown. As always, the injury factor will be dispositive, but we have reason for Hope.” 2023 REALITY:…
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The One-Eyed Man is King: 2024 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Season Preview (and Open Thread)
2023 PREDICTION: 4-13 2023 REALITY: 9-8; not good, but good enough for the NFC South title The 2023 season was a good one for…
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Meet The New Boss, Same As The Old Boss: 2024 Carolina Panthers Season Preview
2023 PREDICTION: Bad (6-11) 2023 REALITY: Worse (2-15) Truly a testament to the power of the human will, these Panthers. “Parity” has been the…
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Poles: Tuesday Open Thread
That’s right, today we celebrate poles of all persuasions: beanpoles, foulpoles, magnetic poles, fishing poles, Warsaw Poles and even (shockingly) Ryan Poles. But not…
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No Matter Where You Go…There You Are: Tuesday Open Thread
By the time you read this, the 2024 MLB Trade Deadline will have come and gone. Despite writing this ahead of time, I will…
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Achieving Transcendent Grace Through Mindless Violence: A Larry King Not Live Tuesday Open Thread
Hello, friends, Larry King here. I know it has been some time since we were on the air; I was otherwise occupied with my…
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Are You Here For “Coping With Senility”?…Tuesday Open Thread
What the fuck is a “Mason Miller” and why are they letting fetuses play in the All-Star Game? Seriously: if this boy has to…
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Pour Encourager les Autres: Tuesday Open Thread
It’s mid-Summer, which can only mean one thing: revisiting the Age of Sail! That’s right, bitches– in the absence of serious hockey, basketball and…
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Nonsense and Such: Tuesday Open Thread
I got nothing. Sometimes it seems like the Universe is against you, everything is running off the track, and the only thing left is…