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Achieving Transcendent Grace Through Mindless Violence: A Larry King Not Live Tuesday Open Thread
Hello, friends, Larry King here. I know it has been some time since we were on the air; I was otherwise occupied with my…
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Are You Here For “Coping With Senility”?…Tuesday Open Thread
What the fuck is a “Mason Miller” and why are they letting fetuses play in the All-Star Game? Seriously: if this boy has to…
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Pour Encourager les Autres: Tuesday Open Thread
It’s mid-Summer, which can only mean one thing: revisiting the Age of Sail! That’s right, bitches– in the absence of serious hockey, basketball and…
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Nonsense and Such: Tuesday Open Thread
I got nothing. Sometimes it seems like the Universe is against you, everything is running off the track, and the only thing left is…
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Signs AND Portents? In This Economy?!?: Tuesday Open Thread
Congratulations to the Florida Panthers. You have placed another nail in the coffin that is The Natural Order. We’ve covered many times how the…
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Heavy, Heavy Fuel : Tuesday Open Thread
My life makes perfect sense Lust and food and violence Dire Straits, Heavy Fuel I was born during a snowstorm. I grew up walking…
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Purple Drank: Tuesday Open Thread
Yeah Right rejoice- the Vikings have made the obvious decision without (apparently) setting themselves on fire! Justin Jefferson, who was set to make $19…
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Scarcity as Value: Tuesday Open Thread
So in addition to my other avocations (raconteur, gentleman thief, hobbyist blacksmith, Holy Man for Hire) I am also the World’s Cheapest Watch Snob.…
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In Which Rev Pays For His Hubris: Tuesday Open Thread
“Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.” Proverbs 16:18 (KJV) For someone with such deep-seated self-loathing, I can be surprisingly…
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Camping Adventures II: The Search for Spork: Tuesday Open Thread
We’re going camping this weekend. I hate camping. My ancestors camped for 40 fucking years in the desert because they were complaining dickholes who…