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Phewww!: Tuesday Open Thread
Well that was a week, wasn’t it? Highs, lows, schadenfreude and genuine FOOOBAAAAAAWWWW Stupid non-gifing gifs… ANYWAY: no matter how you felt about the…
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LemonJello’s 2024 Jacksonville Jaguars Season Preview
REV’S NOTE: Longtime commenter and multi-time Komment of the Week/Banner Quote winner LemonJello bravely volunteered to brave the murky-stadium-pool-water of Northern Florida to bring…
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Now is the Time of Monsters: Tuesday Open Thread
Holy shitsnacks, it’s here! It’s finally here! Almost seven months of waiting, watching, speculation and just plain Bullshit has finally led us here. In…
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Purdy Crazy Out There: 2024 San Francisco 49ers Season Preview (and Open Thread)
2023 PREDICTION: None. Which is probably good since I would have fallen short of the 2023 REALITY: 12-5; lost the Super Bowl in a…
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Not As Think As You Drunk I Am: Tuesday Open Thread
Why yes, my elder child (aka The Deacon, aka MonkeyButt) went off to kindergarten for the first time this morning. And yes, I am…
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Like Tears In Rain: 2024 Buffalo Bills Preview
2023 PREDICTION: “12-5, tied for AFC East crown. As always, the injury factor will be dispositive, but we have reason for Hope.” 2023 REALITY:…
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The One-Eyed Man is King: 2024 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Season Preview (and Open Thread)
2023 PREDICTION: 4-13 2023 REALITY: 9-8; not good, but good enough for the NFC South title The 2023 season was a good one for…
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Meet The New Boss, Same As The Old Boss: 2024 Carolina Panthers Season Preview
2023 PREDICTION: Bad (6-11) 2023 REALITY: Worse (2-15) Truly a testament to the power of the human will, these Panthers. “Parity” has been the…
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Poles: Tuesday Open Thread
That’s right, today we celebrate poles of all persuasions: beanpoles, foulpoles, magnetic poles, fishing poles, Warsaw Poles and even (shockingly) Ryan Poles. But not…
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No Matter Where You Go…There You Are: Tuesday Open Thread
By the time you read this, the 2024 MLB Trade Deadline will have come and gone. Despite writing this ahead of time, I will…