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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - May 3, 2022May 3, 2022

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So now it's 4 a.m. and we're all starting to get restless. The immediate afterglow of the Draft has faded, but the harsh light of morning has not yet dawned to reveal whether your team outkicked its coverage or made a horrible mistake. What you DO have is an uncomfortable

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - April 26, 2022April 26, 2022

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It's almost here! It's almost here! The most wonderful time of the year- Draftsmas Eve! The night where every fan can go to sleep and dream of the franchise-changing pick their team is going to make the next day, before the harsh sunlight of Reality reveals that they end up

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - April 19, 2022April 19, 2022

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Kids, it's all gone.  Tucker Carlson is telling men to irradiate their testicles to be more manly. I've got nothing. I've quoted it before, but the classic Penny Arcade line keeps popping to the surface: “It’s like trying to make fun of a clown. What, are you going to make fun of

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - April 5, 2022April 5, 2022

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Hey kids. Where do you want to go? That's right. To Uncle Mayhem's Clubhouse.   I was in Vegas this weekend and ended up in the Excalibur, which is a questionable decision in itself. But I flashed back to the Inagural DFOCon in 2016 and started trying to find the giant neon "FUN

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - March 29, 2022March 29, 2022

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Hi kids.  I apologize for the even-more-aggressive-than-usual tone of tonight's Open Thread, but I have Grievances. The readers, commenters and authors (be all of them!) of this site are a weird lot, with interests ranging from football to cooking, obscure history to tawdry reality shows, alcohol to other, stronger types of

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - March 8, 2022March 8, 2022

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The people who guard the rainbow don't like those who get in the way of the sun. -Terry Pratchett, Going Postal Let's jump right into it, boys and girls! It's turned out to be a Busy Day for a non-descript Tuesday in March. The big news (until FIVE FUCKING SECONDS AGO) was that

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - March 1, 2022

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Hello friends.  I apologize that I'm not making even the faint gesture toward humor that I normally do.  It's a heavy goddamned week. I won't recite the current List of Dark Shit, because that only emphasizes it. Suffice it to say, this 80s Nostalgia thing has gotten WAY THE FUCK

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - January 27, 2022January 27, 2022

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So technically the biggest "news" of the day isn't really news at all, with Ben Roethlisberger making the formal announcement of his long-expected retirement. I'm not going to waste your time or my energy with some bullshit "complicated legacy" take on his 18 year career. He was an asshole rapist