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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - July 7, 2022

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I'd like to start by congratulating our British readers on their new Prime Minister:   Much digital ink has been spilled in relation to Boris Johnson's various scandals about his longstanding resistence to stepping down, despite being a giant festering ball of blubbering dogsnot.  It's weird to the American eye, because the

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - July 4, 2022

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The real power in America is held by a fast-emerging new Oligarchy of pimps and preachers who see no need for Democracy or fairness or even trees, except maybe the ones in their own yards, and they don't mind admitting it. They worship money and power and death. Their ideal

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - May 31, 2022May 31, 2022

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It's a new week, kids! And due to Memorial Day, our US brethren and sister-en really are just starting a new week. I always questioned the American practice of placing "observed" holidays on Mondays instead of Fridays. Except our long-denied National Hangover Awareness Day, to be observed on Super Bowl Monday. Both

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - May 24, 2022May 24, 2022

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Hey kids!  It's another rip-roaring Tuesday night!  Somewhere out there, young couples are falling in love, heroes and villains vie for control of the streets, and Jim Sapperstein of 228 Oak Villas Road is deciding whether yogurt that is three weeks out of date is safe to eat! CAN YOU FEEL

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - May 3, 2022May 3, 2022

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So now it's 4 a.m. and we're all starting to get restless. The immediate afterglow of the Draft has faded, but the harsh light of morning has not yet dawned to reveal whether your team outkicked its coverage or made a horrible mistake. What you DO have is an uncomfortable

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - April 26, 2022April 26, 2022

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It's almost here! It's almost here! The most wonderful time of the year- Draftsmas Eve! The night where every fan can go to sleep and dream of the franchise-changing pick their team is going to make the next day, before the harsh sunlight of Reality reveals that they end up

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - April 19, 2022April 19, 2022

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Kids, it's all gone.  Tucker Carlson is telling men to irradiate their testicles to be more manly. I've got nothing. I've quoted it before, but the classic Penny Arcade line keeps popping to the surface: “It’s like trying to make fun of a clown. What, are you going to make fun of