Dear Someone Who Just Watched Their First Football Game, What do you think of the Jets’ surprising 2-0 start? Can Ryan Fitzpatrick lead this team to a playoff-type season? SWJWTFFG: I heard the announcers mention that he went to Harvard, so I bet he’s smarter than the other quarterbacks. Does that guy’s
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The Kansas City Chiefs Preview – What Memes May Come
The Andy Reid-era Chiefs began 9-0, and since then they have gone 11-13, including playoffs. That there is a Peter King-level contrived statistical nugget. What's worse, they haven't won a regular season game in nearly 8 months. What have they been doing all this time? For comparison purposes, the next-door
Bye Bye, Kissing Suzy Kolber
A long, long time ago I can still remember how those dick jokes used to make me smile And I knew if I created an account That I could make those komments count And maybe make the Komments of the Week But first Big Daddy Drew went packing When Matt left, the mailbag's lacking Sexy Friday has
WARNING: You’ll Be Humming This Tune The Rest Of The Day
Potty Mouth
I'm a fan of the Freakonomics podcast and they recently had one about public restrooms. The main question was, Why isn't there music playing in all public restrooms? If ever there were a venue that screamed out for some kind of masking noise, this is it. I don't like hearing
Time to Get Serious
I don't want to get too heavy here, but if a guy had some thoughts on God, church, and the afterlife that he wanted to share, this seems like it would be a good forum for 'em. There won't be any dick jokes, so if you want to skip this
Is The Glass Half Full Or Half Empty?
Here's the thing about the glass half full/half empty argument. It's not even half full. It's like, maybe a quarter, tops. Look at it! Look at that glass! Shit, did someone drink out of my glass? I swear it was half full before. Goddammit, who drank out of my glass?!!
Ladies and Gentlemen It’s The Mariner’s Revenge Song
I saw the Decemberists in concert tonight. Second time I've seen them. Man I love those guys.
Twitter Is for Thoughtful, Reasoned Discourse
If you're on Twitter and you're willing, reply with your username. Mine is @MontyStrange. I will follow each and every one of you, probably. Legit 40%. WE MUST EXHAUST ALL METHODS OF ELECTRONIC COMMUNICATION FOR SHARING AWFUL WES-WELKER-THINKS-HE'S-AUSTIN-COLLIE-THINKS-HE'S-WES-WELKER JOKES.
Suproxx Ucks
Is this where we come to bitch about Uproxx? I know it's free and all, and it's petty to bitch about a free site that has changed its format to be mildly less convenient... so here goes. Yellow bar - sometimes there, sometimes not. Have to refresh to be sure someone