Your Monday Night Football Open Thread

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scotchnaut - September 12, 2022

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Oh Lordy, did some things happen yesterday! Let's head over and take a look at a few items. Fallout: -Dank Prescott is gone for 6-8 weeks and if you leaned into the 'Boys hype and got yourself some skill dudes from that squadoo you would appear to be screwed. Without Dank back

Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread

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scotchnaut - September 11, 2022September 11, 2022

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Hello again. Just one more game to cap off a wonderful day of footballin'. Let's get at it, shall we? To The Game! Bucs/Cowboys: -It's hard to imagine Micah Parsons playing any better than he did last year but that rat bastard (he's a Cowboy) is my pick for DPOY. -Godwin must surely be

Your “I Have Questions” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

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scotchnaut - September 11, 2022September 11, 2022

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Let's ask some more, shall we? (see what I did there?) To The Games! Giants/Titans: Will the surprise cutting/setting adrift of linebacker Blake "Tackling Machine" Martinez come back and bite the Giants in the butt in Week One? Oh my, yes. Did you know that the Titans have not won less than nine

Your Very First 2022 NFL Sunday Open Thread (that counts)

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scotchnaut - September 11, 2022

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Are you ready for a great year? It'll be kinda difficult to top last year although as a Giants fan I can see some areas for improvement. Each team is facing questions as the season opens so let's do a wee bit of that for the intros. To The Games! Saints/Falcons: Will Jameis

Your “It’s Here! It’s Finally Here!” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 8, 2022September 8, 2022

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Is anyone else horny, er, excited? It's been such a wait and by golly, the scheduler-makers got this right by blasting a potential Superb Owl matchup directly into our eyeballs. (I, for one, will completely forget about this feather in their cap while being forced to watch a turgid early

Your NY Giants Team Preview/Monday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 29, 2022August 29, 2022

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[wipes spittle off monitor] Okay, where do I even start? Well, I think the team has a coach that won't have an 11 minute meltdown in a press conference as though he was a high-schooler that got caught skipping. So there's that.I've paid quite a bit more attention to the Bills

Your JV’ing and NFL’ing Saturday Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 27, 2022August 27, 2022

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Ahhh, this is more like it. Choices! We have actual choices to make regarding footballing. Although UCONN football is involved so that kills my argument right there. (which begs the question, "Does Horatio apply clothes pins to his nipples while watching in order to increase the pain?") Tuesday is the dreaded

Your Monday Night Preseason NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 22, 2022August 22, 2022

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It's not exactly 'must watch' tv but it'll do. Newsy Notes: -A stunner-Michael Thomas is injured! His body sure did pay the price for that one magnificent season. -Brady's Back! He was vacationing with his family in the Caribbean apparently. For non-GOAT's, that is usually what the offseason is for. "But Mr. Glazer,

Your Saturday Afternoon/Night Preseason NFL Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 20, 2022August 20, 2022

As I type this a few things are happening. -Ruby, our elder dog must be having a pleasant snooze because her tail is wagging back and forth. -My age-old fantasy leagues are dying on the vine. There's now six of us left for the draft and four (!) of us for the

Your Thursday Night Preseason NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 18, 2022August 18, 2022

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Good evening, sassy lads and lasses-this tilt doesn't look that promising as it would seem that both teams are headed south this year standings-wise, but it's still footed ball and we have to keep the eyeballs in shape once the real thing starts in three, three(!!!) weeks from now. Newsy Notes: -Jacoby Brissett

Your Lazy Saturday Afternoon Preseason NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 13, 2022August 13, 2022

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Hippo noted that he was writing some garbage and I'm here to garbage up the site as well. Newsy Notes: -Hey! The Giants won a meaningless game BUT the offense didn't look moribund. Coach The Ball and Coach Roach (thanks DonT) isolated Saquon on linebackers a few times! And it worked. Holy Squeezy

Your “And Away We Go” Thursday Night Preseason Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 11, 2022August 11, 2022

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A Jackie Gleason reference? WTF? Anyhoo, I'm amped. Are you amped? It might have something to do with the Giants playing and the coaches installing an offense that doesn't embrace the 80's (more about that in a hot second) and the fact that all three of their preseason games are