To The Games! Cards/Panthers: Woe is you if this is your only offering on this slate. CMC is listed as "Dicey" but should play. (Can we please have some alternate injury designations? How about 'Probable' being, "Likely Gonna Go" or 'Questionable' being, "That's a big 50-50, good buddy!") No doubt Kliffo and
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Your Post-London NFL Football Open Thread
To The Games! Browns/Falcons: Seriously considering playing Brissett because Fatt Matt is a slow-starting bastage. When is the latter ever going to get going? Atlanta rb Patterson, the 3rd leading rusher, has a knee ouchie but has vowed he's going to play. Bills/Ravens: Baltimore is giving up an unRavens-like 26 points per game and
Your Absolutely Mandatory London NFL Game Open Thread
In "The NFL Drops the Ball: Part Infinity" they didn't make the Vikings the temporary home team. Has the league never picked up a history book? Jeebuz! To The Game! Vikings/Saints: -Contrary to that Bugs Bunny opera documentary you watched, the Vikings never wore horns on their helmets. That was done by English
Your Thursday Night NFL Football Game Open Thread
Lookit that white helmet! So much blather about so little. Has Kenny Anderson weighed in yet? What is Carl Pickens' take? Is there nothing else going on in Cincy? That may very well be rhetorical. Newsy Notes: -Brett is just a good old boyshyster. I did love coming across the transcript whereby Favre
Your Monday Night Football NFC East Showdown Open Thread
Can this game possibly exceed the slug, er, slouchfest that we witnessed last night? (a hearty thank you to all that weighed in so that at least it was entertaining) Perhaps not-but first... Newsy Notes: -Despite stumbling and losing his sense of gravity, Tua has not entered the concussion protocol. Oh sure,
Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Welp, I guess the Fins are sorta for real-I'll say it again, I really like Nerd Coach's play-calling. Houston jumped out to an early lead and couldn't hold on. (I'm sensing a pattern) I'll stop right now because I don't want to step on Hippo's hooves. To The Game! Niners/Broncos: -The newly-configured Denver
Your Week 3 Afternoon Slate of NFL Games Open Thread
Your Week Three First Slate of NFL Games open Thread
Your Monday Night NFL Football Doubleheader Open Thread
This will be quick and dirty as I've be sleeping all day. The transformation into Hippo is almost complete. Newsy Notes: -The Chiefs Willie Gay has been suspended for 4 games for violating-you guessed it-'personal conduct policies'. I think Andy must be happy because it fills his one per year quota. -Trey Lance
Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
To The Game! Bears/Packers: -God, I love Qaron's predictability so much! That look of utter disdain on his face when Watkins dropped that perfectly-thrown deep pass? Perfection. -Tis no wonder that Lafleur noted that he'd like to get the ball into the hands of Jones and Dillon more often. I mean, what other
Your Five(!) Game Afternoon Slate of NFL Football Open Thread
Your Early Slate of NFL Football (Week 2 Edition) Open Thread
I'm ready for more-let's dig in. Jets/Browns: If Cleveland wins their home opener they'll be 2-0 for the first time since Islamic fundamentalists tried to bomb the World Trade center for the first time. Symmetry! Those that invested a high draft pick in Breece Hall might not have been happy with his