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What Fresh London Hell Is This? An Open Thread
Why are we here watching this? [gives the side eye to an ungulate from North Carolina] The NFL isn’t doing us any favors here.…
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Bub Means Represent! Your Broncos/Saints Thursday Night Football Open Thread
It’s week 7 already and no, I won’t be talking about Payton going back to Who Dat? Land or whatever they call it-you’ll hear…
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Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Hey, welcome back! If you liked uncompetitive games yesterday was your day! Of the 12 games played, 7 were decided by 18 or more…
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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
[Barry Manilow’s “Looks Like We Made It” plays softly in the background] We got here you and I. Our eyes and butts are sore…
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This Train Keeps Rollin’-Your Afternoon NFL Slate of Games
Surprisingly, not a lot of action on the west coast for this window but we’ll be entertained nontheless. To The Games! Chargers/Broncos: Dobbins got…
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Your Post-London Slate of Games Open Thread
That wasn’t that bad, was it? (if you’re a Bears fan-and I’m typing this early in the 2nd quarter) With four teams on the…
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What Time is it? Early. Your London NFL Game Open Thread
We’re wack and we’re back! My dumbest dog Molly is doing her part by barking her ass off at nothing at 6:30, waking up…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
It’s almost Canadian Thanksgiving Eve weekend tonight and I’m feeling fine. Will I be cooking a turkey because we’re hosting a get-together? Nope. I’m…
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Are We Still Going? Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Well, the folks out there tell me that was the most pro football that there ever was-all 15 hours and 27 minutes of it.…
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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
We made it! Maybe I did too! That’s a long day to put in. I think Lynn Swann’s amazing catch in the Super Bowl…
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