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Your Thursday Night Football Hallo’weird Open Thread
And there’s your host, Aaron Rodgers. After the game he’ll be screening one of his favorite scary movies, The Cabinet of Dr. Fauci! Let’s…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
We’re back! This here is your one-stop shop for scatter-brained observations-in the post and in the comments! That’s how we give back to the internet…
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Short And Sweet-A Cowboys/Niners Game Intro
I have some morning duties that for once I can’t evade so this is a quickie. To The Game! Cowboys/Niners: -Jerry is such a…
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Your Five Game NFL Slate Afternoon Open Thread
To The Games! Saints/Chargers: Olave is back but the presence of Rattler puts a hard ceiling on his ability to produce. LA seems ok…
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It’s Week Eight! Your NFL Football Open Thread
We’re almost at the halfway point of the season and the byes are kicking in… What’s that? There are no teams on bye this…
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Your Thursday Night Special Open Thread
Welcome back one and all to another week of the professional football that is oriented around cities rather than educational institutions. (feel the need…
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are you ready for…THE NIGHT OF THE LIVING HARBAUGHS! A Double-Heading NFL Football Open Thread
I’m 10 days early but that scary day is coming fast. Some games yesterday brought it, others didn’t-as always, the NFL is a mixed…
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Jets! Steel! This Can’t End Well. Your Last Open Thread
It’s been a long day. The Giants lost like a big buncha losers. (typing this at 12:54 EST) Just as an aside, I wish…
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You Got Yourself Another Open Thread
As long as there’s games I’ll keep intro-ing.* *not a guarantee, sometimes I feel lazy To The Games! Panthers/Commies: Have I said this before?…
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Your Next Open Football Thread
Well, there was more scoring in that London game than I expected. (typing this at the 10-7 mark, Woo! Brian Thomas Jr!) Let’s see…
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