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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
It’s almost Canadian Thanksgiving Eve weekend tonight and I’m feeling fine. Will I be cooking a turkey because we’re hosting a get-together? Nope. I’m…
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Are We Still Going? Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Well, the folks out there tell me that was the most pro football that there ever was-all 15 hours and 27 minutes of it.…
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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
We made it! Maybe I did too! That’s a long day to put in. I think Lynn Swann’s amazing catch in the Super Bowl…
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Another Round of Games? You Bet!
This train (of thought) keeps on rolling. To The Games! Raiders/Broncs: What the fresh Hippo hell is this? Denver has lost eight straight games…
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Your Second Round of NFL Games
As I write this the Jets are losing and Qaron is all shook up. Life’s been good to me so far this Sunday! To…
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Your Early Morning London-Centric NFL Football Open Thread
Welcome friends to the Early Bird Special featuring…not bird teams. Let us know what you’re drinking and snacking on as you watch this mammoth…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
The Quest for 0-5 begins tonight! No, Jacksonville isn’t playing-I’m talking about not getting a W yet again in both my fantasy leagues. Will…
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Your Monday Night Staggered NFL Football Offerings Open Thread (with bonus pic of kids showing Anthony Richardson how to slide)
I mean, we can’t call it a double-header, can we? Just a quick note-I’m getting bum-rushed in both Math Hard! and Freezer Vodka and…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Hey, we made it like we always do! To The Game! Bills/Ravens: -Baltimore dug themselves a wee hole and are trying to get to…
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Your Second Round of NFL Games-An Open Thread
So there are four games this time around on the late slate so that’s…acceptable. The games themselves? We’ll have to wait and see but…
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