Your “Another Game? Sure, I Guess I’ll Watch” Monday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 3, 2016

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Kudos to those of you that viewed *all* the football yesterday. That is an amazing commitment on your part. Between the booze and the better half staring at me with her hands on her hips I was not able to get it done. I don't use the word 'hero' very

Your “Punch (and Beer and Scotch and Martini) Drunk” Late Afternoon Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 2, 2016

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Don't you just love flurstbulb? Gspecially when they plat in Londern and you can trink all blay long. WHOO! P! 2 TA BLAMES!!@X!!!!!!!!!! Den/TB-Believe it or not, rb Doug "I'm super healthy this year, honest!" Martin is out for this one. The Broncos counter with de Ware being de-sidelined. This one's

Your “We’re Done Here, Back To You ‘Murika” Second Round OF NFL Games Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 2, 2016

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So glad all that rainy, drizzly weather that is so conducive to badly-played football is behind us now that we're back across the pond! What's that you say? Washington and Chicago are overcast? SHUT UP!!! It's a different kind of weather for one thing. And another thing, SHUT UP!!! TO

Your “Insert British Colloquialism Here” Colts/Jags Early Morning Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 2, 2016

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Hear ye, hear ye, I don't have any Sunday morning errands/chores to do because football starts so early! Of course the down side of this is that I should be 'football-ed out' by about 7:30 this evening. Whatever. This London game is great in theory-NFL fans in the U.K. get

Your Wretched Excuse For A Primetime Game Thursday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 29, 2016

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If nothing else this has fantasy implications and we get to see what is on each other's mind. Hell, tomorraw be the end of the work week and we're all grizzled veterans of faking it till 4. TO THE GAME! Mia/Cincy-Der Bingles were 12-4 last year and are now 1-2. The

Your “Sunday of The Troubles” NFL Open Thread

DFOing Good

scotchnaut - September 25, 2016September 25, 2016

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Kudos to all you folks that have stuck it out through "The Troubles". Your patience will be rewarded with the issuance of bottles of single malt scotch to your respective residences.

Power Rankings of the Best of the Worst of the 0-2 Teams

scotchnaut - September 22, 2016September 22, 2016

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There are plenty of ways to lose. There are macro reasons (meddlesome ownership) and micro (lousy use of timeouts, injuries). Let's explore the eight teams burdened by a win-less start to the season and dig deep or not so deep into the derp. Not all reasons will be looked at

Your Monday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 19, 2016September 19, 2016

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/Inside DFO Headquarters Monday Morning Me: Guys, I'm at a loss here. The Bears and Eagles played just last night and now they're playing again tonight! How do I spin this? How comes no one is talking about this? Hippo: [shakes his goddamn head] What are you talking about? Me: The game. Tonight. It's

Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 18, 2016September 18, 2016

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[is floating on a metaphorical cloud because the Giants didn't blow a close one] Hey! What? How are you doing? [shakes cobwebs from head] TO THE GAME! Phi/Chi-What is there to like about these two teams? The Eagles are in a weird spot because of Kelly's shenanigans and the Bears are a

Your Sunday Late Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 18, 2016

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Sea/LA-Pity the poor Rams. (but not their ownership or coach) They were blasted by the Niners on Monday night and now come back "home" to meet up with the Seahawks. Wr Austin was rated by Football Outsiders as the worst at his position last week. How does one go about

Your Early Afternoon Slate Of NFL Games Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 18, 2016September 18, 2016

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You read that? You can't talk about anything but football. Football, football, football. I kid of course-open up about anything you like. Just be aware that you may get drowned out by a DEZDOWN! or a HAIL BLEERG! or a FLACCOCEPTION! You spin the wheel, you take yer chances...TO THE

Your AFC East Colour Rushing Barfganza Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 15, 2016

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I guess every team deserves a shot at the national spotlight at some point in the year, if only to remind the average fan as to why he/she has no interest in watching that team. But we are not average fans, are we? We will watch anything. Besides, it's early in