Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Learning From The Masters

Sharkbait - February 10, 2023February 10, 2023

Happy hate week Friday! I don't have much hate in this space this week. That's because the local bar/restaurant near me decided to hold a cocktail making class on Monday of this week. Naturally, I signed Mrs. Sharkbait and I up for this awesome activity. The class itself was just 15

My 900th Post

ballsofsteelandfury - January 9, 2023January 8, 2023

I can't believe I've actually made it to 900! That's something Houston cannot say. I've thought long and hard about what to put into this post and I've decided I've got nothing. I thought about doing a post talking about the past and my favourite posts but I'm not really

Chapter 2

DJ TAJ - November 2, 2022

Now where were we? Oh yes K Stew and I were just about to… According to locals the temperature of the water can reach up to 118 degrees in the summer. Some go as far to say that the heavy salt

Guttersnipe

BC Dick - October 18, 2022October 18, 2022

God bless the Duke of Argyll! If the youth of today aren’t the most annoying creatures on the planet I’ll eat my finest Sunday derby. Condor-sized prairie mosquitos and door-knocking donation guilt-trippers have nothing on these grating simpletons. I went to one of those Halloween corn maze dealies with the

New Thread!

ballsofsteelandfury - June 29, 2022June 29, 2022

Due to technical difficulties, this is the new thread. Type away!

The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 7

ballsofsteelandfury - June 22, 2022June 11, 2022

At 2:55 on the dot, I walked out of the room and headed towards the pool. I like to be right on time. Not early. Not late. Right on time. If I show up exactly as Mickey's hand hits the right spot, even better. I'd called the

The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 6

ballsofsteelandfury - June 15, 2022June 8, 2022

Editor’s Note: Please click here for Part 1, here for Part 2, here for Part 3, here for Part 4, and here for Part 5. In my line of work, you see a lot of crazy things. You also see a lot of ugly things. Nothing had prepared me for what I saw next. The cabana,

DOOR FLIES 30PEN: Senor Weaselo’s 30 for 30 Playlist

Senor Weaselo - June 10, 2022June 10, 2022

Back in mid-November I briefly hijacked the Sexy Friday post because it was my birthday, and a monumental one at that since it was my 30th. (It was also The Maestro's 29th birthday, which means if he hasn't done this by the end of the offseason he knows when his

The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 5

ballsofsteelandfury - June 8, 2022June 7, 2022

Editor’s Note: Please click here for Part 1, here for Part 2, here for Part 3, and here for Part 4. I smiled as I turned around. "What the fuck is the...." The punch hit me like a ton of bricks and took all the air out of me. Some of the Buford might have come out the

The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 4

ballsofsteelandfury - June 1, 2022May 31, 2022

Editor’s Note: Please click here for Part 1, here for Part 2, and here for Part 3. "You weren't kidding about those protein bars!" Claudia laughed when she said this, but I could tell she really wasn't amused. It had been a bad night of no sleep, lies, and unspeakably awful farts. Once the

The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 3

ballsofsteelandfury - May 25, 2022May 23, 2022

Editor's Note: Please click here for Part 1 and here for Part 2. Mexicali is a LOT different from TJ. For starters, at the border in TJ, they enthusiastically wave you in. If you look carefully, you can see them mouth the words, "Spend your money!" At the border

The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 2

ballsofsteelandfury - May 18, 2022May 11, 2022

Editor's note: Read Part 1 here. The asphalt radiated heat back up my thighs as I walked back to my car. It was getting hotter by the minute and I needed to get the hell out of Palm Springs. Rölf's story spoiled what was an otherwise lovely brunch. Fuck