Sexy Friday – 20240705

Mr. Ayo - July 5, 2024July 5, 2024

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TGIF! It's already July? Oh right, it's over 90° here in P.N.W. Thank god for portable ACs. Lots of footy action to get to, so let's get this over with. Survival - Personal Edition Let's throw a party! Even better, let's be that douchebag DJ! Get yourself a mixer. So that mixer

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: I’m Back, Back in the Cocktail Groove

Sharkbait - July 5, 2024July 4, 2024

Hello once again and happy Friday. I trust everyone still has the requisite number of digits still attached to their hands after yesterday's festivities. I certainly do, and on top of that, in feeling much better after two week yous of antibiotics. I'm not 100% back yet, but that's no

Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - July 4, 2024

My sources tell me that if a certain goober gets into office later on this year your holiday will be re-named Jews-Lie Forth. Damn-this was the longest short week ever. Everyone's been through it-you just can't get caught up because different things are getting put on your plate and you leave

Sexy Friday – 20240628

Mr. Ayo - June 28, 2024June 28, 2024

TGIF! Since nothing of import happened this week, let's focus on the bounty of sports tonight. Copa America! NHL Draft! Local Baseball! That may not seem like enough to warrant a "bounty" label, but inflation has been a bit crazy lately. Survival - Personal Edition We've all been there. You find yourself

Sharkbait’s (Not) Cocktail of the Week: Down With The Sickness

Sharkbait - June 28, 2024June 28, 2024

Life pro tip. Avoid sinus infections. I'd rate them 0/10. That's right. Due to this lingering infection, I've got nothing made this week, for the second week in a row in fact. I woke up on Fathers day to the room spinning like I was drunk, but minus all the fun

Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - June 27, 2024

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Look at them dogs having an exchange of opinion. Does it remind you of anything that might be on later this evening? I don't plan on watching but morbid curiousity has gotten the best of me before. I'm sure the comment section will be rocking this evening. HA!: The NFL got dinged

Sexy Friday – 20240621

Mr. Ayo - June 21, 2024June 21, 2024

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TGIF! We're balls deep in footy and ice footy finals. Let's get straight to it! Survival - Personal Edition Heading out to the bar this evening? Here's a fun little game to get some free beers. I'm not responsible for any black eyes. Identify a group of bros drinking together. You want

Sexy Friday – 20240614

Mr. Ayo - June 14, 2024June 13, 2024

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TGIF! Hope everyone is enjoying sweeps week on the ice and hardwood. But this is actually a great outcome because we can now focus on the Euros and Copa America for some titillating 0-0, or even more exciting 1-1 ties. I kid, i kid. That won't happen until the knockout

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Unique New York

Sharkbait - June 14, 2024June 14, 2024

Hello Friday, nice to see you again. I've been looking forward to today for a myriad of reasons: I've been poked and prodded over the last few weeks with various doctors and dentist appointments and today is the last appointment! Also the Euros start today! A month of pretending to

Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - June 13, 2024June 13, 2024

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This one is short and sweet folks-wifey is going under the knife tomorrow morning. [Wags finger] Nuh Uh: The Falcons were a wee bit too eager and Cousins was a bit too forthcoming about his wooing and now Atlanta is down a draft pick. No one saw this coming a kilometer away. The

Sexy Friday – 20240607

Mr. Ayo - June 7, 2024June 7, 2024

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TGIF! Can't the NBA and NHL just get along and alternate days of playing their finals? Having nothing today is just brutal, although I have enough freezer vodka to comfort me. Survival - Personal Edition Let's talk about squirrels. Specifically, how to clean and cook one. Wait, hear me out! Or not,

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Patience is a Virtue

Sharkbait - June 7, 2024June 7, 2024

Hooray for Friday! I've had a surprisingly busy week and needed to pivot off what I was hoping to make this week. Turns out, I hit on an excellent middle ground. I went to the Martini book for a quick and easy variant to make, and found a strong sounding