Your “Well I Guess That’s Music, Allegedly – #3” Friday Evening Open Thread

Yeah, it's been a while.  But you remember.  This is one of those weeks where I can't think of anything else so I choose one (or more) musical artists to feature.  Generally, their musical accolades are debatable...at best. But not their sexy.  That is unimpeachable.  Kinda like someone else I know. Anywhooooo... This

Your “Taking Leave Of Our Senses” Friday Evening Open Thread

Leaves have been falling here for a coupla months now.  I've kept up with them, at least to a degree, up until now.  But frankly it's still been rather warm and I've come to dislike yardwork when I have to sweat to do it.  This week it has turned considerably

Your “Riding That Sugar High” Friday Evening Open Thread

Last night as I was driving home, I noticed multiple hordes of hooligans roaming the street and looking for trouble it seemed.  They were in disguise so as not to be identified.  It was a scene right out of "A Clockwork Orange ". I watched as they systematically went door to

Your “A Good Kick In The Pants” Friday Evening Open Thread

Here at [DFO] we like to pride ourselves on our "No Pants Rule".  We exercise it whenever we can. While it is a running joke on the blog, I suspect it's also not far from the truth for some of you.  At least when you're not at work. Or maybe sometimes even

Your “Girls’ Night Out” Friday Evening Open Thread

It occurred to me earlier this week that for quite a while I have been remiss in including the "Equal Time Fo' Da Ladies" portion of Sexy Friday.  At least for many months.  Maybe longer.  And after considering that, I decided they deserved some payback.  No wait, that sounds bad. 

Your “Your Ink Is In My Briefs” Friday Evening Open Thread

I've been rather busy and stressed and, yes pissed off, over the past couple of months.  Allow me to explain. When I filed for divorce from my ex-wife, now more than six years ago, I prepared and filed the documents myself.  And also when I prepared my will a few years

Your “Aw Crap I Forgot It’s Friday Already” Friday Evening Open Thread

Seriously.  With everything going on around here, I was a day further behind than I thought I was.  I thought it was still Thursday. tWBS:  Hey Ma!  What day is it? tWMS:  It's Friday. tWBS:  Really?  I thought it was still Thursday. tWMS:  That's because you're a dumbass. tWBS:  Thanks Ma.  I guess I better

Your “It’s Only A Game” Friday Evening Open Thread

I've been pretty busy lately.  I'd tell you about it, but I'm too tired this week to type that much.  Maybe next week. Anywhooooo.... Each day when my "chores" are done and I get back home, if there's no football or other sportsballing on, I've gotten into the habit of crashing onto

Your “Halloween Shows Up Early” Friday Evening Open Thread

Sorry not sorry.  That's just the way it goes sometimes. Normally, I do this theme for Halloween.  But looking at the calendar I'm going to miss it by a day this year.  It's on a Thursday and doing it six days early seems stupid. Though I still have to think of something

Your “Extremely Abbreviated” Friday Evening Open Thread

Fair warning:  You're not getting much out of me tonight. We've been dealing with hurricane stuff around here. I drove down in the middle of it overnight last night to get a friend's daughter to safety. (I know what you're thinking) ((don't say it please)) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIJwXgNdWbI - In today's version of "That was unexpected".... Both the former tWLS

Your “Stand Up And Cheer!!!” Friday Evening Open Thread

It's the first weekend of NCAA Football...2019 version. Several games have already been played.  Clemson rolled over GT, as expected.  I hate those asshats.  Minny barely got past San Diego State.  Utah got away with a big win versus the other Mormon bunch.  And UCF posted 62 up on....shit, what's the