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Your “Girls’ Night Out” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus

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It occurred to me earlier this week that for quite a while I have been remiss in including the “Equal Time Fo’ Da Ladies” portion of Sexy Friday.  At least for many months.  Maybe longer.  And after considering that, I decided they deserved some payback.  No wait, that sounds bad.  Some backpay?  Yeah that’s better.

Even though most in our little imaginary community here at [DFO] are male (allegedly), we do have some very good ladies in the mix, and they deserve their due.

Plus when I thought of this I couldn’t stop laughing at the reactions and comments this theme would likely generate.  So don’t let me down.

This week, it’s all Sexy Men .

(sorry guys)

((better luck next week))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-WFNbMohTQ

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Sports To Make You Feel Like A Man 2Nite

MLB ALCS

  • Game 5 – Houston @ NYY – 7:00pmEDT – TV: FS1 (HOU leads 3-1)

NHL

  • NYR @ Washington – 7:00pmEDT – TV: NHLN

Full Schedule

NCAA Football

  • Marshall @ Florida Atlantic – 6:30pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
  • Pittsburgh @ Syracuse – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
  • (4)Ohio State @ Northwestern – 8:30pmEDT – TV: B1GN
  • UNLV @ Fresno State – 10:30pmEDT – TV: CBSSN

Full Weekend Schedule

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Ladies’ Night

Now granted, I’m not necessarily the best judge of what women find sexy in a man.  But I did my best.

I hope the ladies will enjoy….

(again, sorry guys)

/laughs hysterically

OK, that one is just disturbing.  Seems to me that if you’re gonna try to pull that off you have to shave the legs, not just the ass.

Seems like a good place to stop now.

Also, I’m 90% sure the internet will now think I’m gay.

Feel free to lambaste me in the comments for this one.  But I thought it was both funny, and well-deserved by the ladies amongst us.

Have a nice weekend everyone.

Love ya’s.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THIS NEW ZEALAND RUGBY TEAM I CALL THEM 1847 CAUSE THEY ARE BLACK AND THEY ARE KILLING THE IRISH.

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ThurberHerder

Was the potato fungus black?

How many kiwis does it take to kill an Irishman?

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THESE IRELAND DEFENDERS I CALL THEM MY WIFE CAUSE THEY FELL ASLEEP RIGHT THERE.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THIS MAN IN RED I CALL HIM THE REFEREE CAUSE HE CARRIES A WHISTLE AND ENFORCES THE RULES.

/sorry, am not at my sharpest at 3 a.m.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Greetings, night owls! It’s rugby time! England pounded on their local prison’s team 40-16 and this next match between New Zealand and Ireland should be one of the best matchups of the World Cup.

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SonOfSpam

Listening to Cowboy Junkies remake of Sweet Jane, and yeah, I’m in church.

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So we’re going to get some short ribs.

[amen]

maybe some country style pork ribs.

[praise Jesus]

Italian sausage

[praise him]

And you just KNOW!

I’m braising some short ribs tomorrow.. Can I get a Hallaluya?

[Hell fucking yeah]

We’re going full old school original style Sunday Gravy for dinner this Sunday!

Can I get an amen?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khTw53g5Xmk

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Mr. Ayo

A-to-the-fucking-men

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Per Dunstan’s comment below:

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1185369091202310144?s=19

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We all saw it.

Joe Buck,,,

stammered.

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Dear God in heaven tell me that’s one of ours!

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Oh Goddammit,

It’s a Brockmire promo!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

As feared, pork chops were slightly overcooked but still tasty.

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All I can suggest is to brine for longer, but overcooked pork chops beats the hell out of everything I’ve eaten for a while.

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Brine.

Concur.

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I’m going to spend this entire off season to study up on soux vide.

Bulee Dat!

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Beerguyrob

We got one a month ago. It’s really good for brisket.

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Don T

So on WED I saw an ad about a music show by an artist I never knew. I checked out her catalogue and Dios mío. I have a new favorite song
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zsA8MG2Byh0

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Don T

Coupla takeaways:
1. Finding new music that you love is a bery happy event
2. Yeah, women with machetes are irresistible. But uf, ?. The song starts “Almost almost I convinced myself I could conquer you. But luckily I thought about it and decided to behave well. Almost almost I convinced myself that you could love me. But luckily I thought about it and I don’t need another toy” [jaunty bridge]
3. The show was ????

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Love hearing new music that stirs the soul.

Happy Friday to you Stagger Lee.

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Thanks.

For..

You know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXrWFqvGrD8

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I said Fuck Sports tonight and finally got back out in the garage. After two weeks of inactivity due to a very bruised rib, I got the disc brake calipers mounted on the Impala’s rear end and also pulled the driver’s side exhaust header so I can get an O2 sensor mounted on it for more modern computerized tuning. Hoping I can get the engine accessories back together this weekend and have it on the ground next week.
I might have already posted these pics in a previous drunken state. But that was mockup/test fit, this is for real. Once I get the brakes bled, it’s finally going to get back on the ground.
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Mr. Ayo

Awesome. I just got my car back last week after sending it off in March.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I don’t what I’m going to do once I finish this Impala, already on the lookout for my next project. I’m big into the mid-1960s full size 2-door coupes, could stand a Ford Fairlane or Galaxie, Buick Wildcat, Pontiac Bonneville, Mopar Coronet/440/Monaco etc.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I regret never learning about cars

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Viva La Tabula Raza

My next door neighbor, retired AF guy, gets called upon occasionally when a third hand is needed. Early on, he said “How the fuck do you know how to do all this shit? I’m fucking mystified…”
All I could tell him was that maybe having mechanical aptitude was genetic (both my grandfathers were tool and die makers, neither of them were allowed to enlist during WWII because their trades made them essential blah blah.blah).
But buying all the shop manuals helps too…

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I kind of had it for a second in high school with the rebuilding carburetors and shit.

But then I just kept reading books instead because I was better at it.

And if we’re being completely honest here?

I don’t like getting my hands dirty.

There you go.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s never too late.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Evening. I’m concerned my pork chops are going to turn out dry

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ballsofsteelandfury

I love that they were in “high school”

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Fuck it, Dude. Let’s go fapping.

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Hillary Clinton’s astute political instincts are really quite something.

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Unsurprised

Gah. I have to be up at 6:30 AM Sat. – Mon. and next Sat. – Mon.

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BC Dick

I don’t like the direction this site is going. Women got the vote, that should be enough.

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SonOfSpam

Build the wall!

(Mostly between BC and Washington)

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BC Dick

But I like Washingtonians! They have Seahawks there. And a baseball team even more cursed than the blue jays, which is comforting. And they also got screwed out of a basketball team.

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Mr. Ayo

And we’ll have a cursed hockey team in two years.

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BC Dick

I hope so. With an owner who fucks everything up. Just look to Vancouver. Is Seals on the table for names at all? That just seems right.

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Mr. Ayo

It’s on the list, but I think it’ll be the Totems. Because why the fuck not have a totally stupid name?

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BC Dick

True. Hard to get right. I thought that would be a no go off the bat. Totems aren’t something the native people take lightly. How about skater-sonics?

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BC Dick

These two should be riding in a moose’s sidecars, I think. Doing drive-by apology letters.

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SonOfSpam

Theme for the post, and also a terrific song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjG7-5kbevo

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Mr. Ayo

Or…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1ML-6zIyKg

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SonOfSpam

(checks with judges)

Yes. That is allowed.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450

Ok well I guess the updog of boring baseball is that the games don’t last 16 hours. Also Verlander was only 1 inning away from the rare complete game loss.

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Mr. Ayo

He was also one inning from a complete game shutout.

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SonOfSpam

He forgot “Oh yeah, don’t be shitty” until the 2nd inning. Bad coaching.

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ThurberHerder

Welp rugby world cup starts 3:15 AM EST

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I am trying to get drunk enough to pass out now so I come to when the first game starts.

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Dunstan

Guy behind home plate just lifted up his jacket to reveal a “JOE BUCK SUCKS” T-shirt. Good work.

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ThurberHerder

I thought it was JOE BUCK FUCKS!

The beer gut is too large and the initial letter wraps around it I guess

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ThurberHerder

Your version does make more sense. Also I’m watching on a pirate screen, resolution is not their forte

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Dunstan

Joe didn’t comment, but he did prove the prove by going on to explain that not every player can handle the pressure of playing in NEW YAWK! It’s tough being a Yankees GM!

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SonOfSpam

“That is disgusting and I apologize to any viewers who witnessed that” or whatever his dumb ass said with the Randy Moss thing.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

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SonOfSpam

UCLA (to celebrate a rare win) has $20 tix for next week’s game against ASU. Thinking about goin to see Herm up close.

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SonOfSpam

Aw, I miss Ernest Borgnine.

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Senor Weaselo

I do that every time the CBS promo comes on.

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SonOfSpam

I don’t mind the good-looking-dude pics. I’ll show them to my wife later, and when she realizes they’re all gay, she’ll settle for my mediocre cock for 2 minutes. I have lived my life by this credo.

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jjfozz

Here’s how fucking dumb I am. I am rooting against Syracuse because I used to hate them because of the Gait twins and their dominance back in the day. I hate Pitt because it has to do with pittsburgh.

None of these emotions are rooted in anything remotely sane. Its’ knee jerk fucking idiocy.

I still ahte both of them.

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jjfozz

I fucking love regular show. that guy who created it is my God.

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herodotus450

Noticed the “baseball’s not boring” guys around here are suspiciously quiet right about now.

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Mr. Ayo

We’re taking a nap.

Because this game is fucking boring.

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King Hippo

I am going to bed, out of boredom and a need to wake up for Glorious Everton.

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SonOfSpam

But isn’t the NLCS game on lat-

Oh. Right. Sorry.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Too soon.

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jjfozz

I think it’s boring as shit. and i’m watching it. because i don’t know why. i’m inches from deciding to get fucking shitfaced.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Love baseball. Don’t find it boring. But hate watching the Red Sox or the Yanks win.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

…also the Blue Jays.

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King Hippo

I like regular season baseball. And I liked watching my Birdos participate in the playoffs. BUT HOLY FUCKBALLS, once your team goes out you notice how the October pace slows to a molasses crawl. It’s like Chinese water torture. I can watch a whole offensive series of football, flip back and maybe 3 pitches have been thrown.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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jjfozz

THIS YANKEE STADIUM, I CALL IT A MASSENGILL’S WAREHOUSE BECAUSE IT’S FILLED WITH DOUCHEBAGS!

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ballsofsteelandfury

That last guy has a nice ass. Gotta give him his props.

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SonOfSpam

He must work out?

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jjfozz

Progressive commercial with the dude who is half a motorcycle – I want the drugs the guys in the ad agency are doing.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Sorry, you cannot have them because there are none left.

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herodotus450

In addition to being played on Friday night, this game also has high school football-type crowd numbers.

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jjfozz

Now I’m watching baseball.

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jjfozz

Also, I broke a bottle of wine and I’m drinking that bourbon out of a plastic Ravens cup.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

HA!!!! Beer out of an Orioles cup here.

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jjfozz

I think we may be celestial twins. Or just complete degenerates.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Could be both.

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herodotus450

OSU-NW ref looks and sounds a little like Henry WInkler.

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jjfozz

It is 840 on a friday evening. I have one guy hanging fucking crown molding and another guy and his buddy putting in a vanity in our bathroom. I am with my 6 year old son. I just poured a glass of woodford reserve.

this day has been a fucking colossal cluster fuck. a cluster fuck on the level of hiroshima.

i am going to kill someone if someone doesn’t kill me first.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I had a similar thing when I had the bathrooms re-floored a few months ago.

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jjfozz

At least the fucking kitchen is coming together.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I love kitchen fucking.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“WAAAAT????”

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theeWeeBabySeamus

You can break a hip that way. I mean that table could just collapse. Especially if she’s a biigun.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

They finally got the tile laid correctly. But they didn’t finish staining the new molding. So I still gotta do that meself.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

So did your son like the bourbon?

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Viva La Tabula Raza

“I’m no fag, but Elvis was good lookin’. He was fuckin’ prettier than most women. I always said
if I ever had to fuck a guy… I mean had to cuz my life depended on it… I’d fuck Elvis.”

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Col. Duke LaCross

The eggplant and Drexel scenes get all the run, but this scene hits me right in the heart every time because I’m a hopeless romantic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F5QZpJxrto

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Really an underappreciated gem, that was.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Man, I can’t tell you how relieved I was when you took off your dress, you… you didn’t have a dick.”

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I don’t think I’d want my QB to be named Pickett. It’s likes he’s offering it up.

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herodotus450

And you already know he’s not good at deciding when to run either smh

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ArmedandHammered

Well, it will be easy to name the qb sneak play, just call Pickett’s Charge.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Da Fuq is up with the camera angles in the HVAC Dome?

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rockingdog

found a funny:
[pulled over]
Dog Cop: you ran a gray light
Dog Driver: but it was still gray when i went through the intersection
Dog Cop: no it was gray

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rockingdog

just saw The Laundromat on Netflix about the Panama Papers.
Its good. Would recommend.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I first read that as “Pajama Pampers”.

Sadly, I thought it was a good idea.

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King Hippo

but every time I looks at teevee box? Zion, Zion!, ZION!!!!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Fuck that guy.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Shit, now the internet is really gonna think I’m gay I guess.
LOL

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herodotus450

“Tell me about it.”
-Grand Wizards everywhere

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King Hippo

This Syracuse offense is like a sick, fucked-up horse that needs to be put down. And as a Donks fan, I noe all about that kinda thing.

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