Your “Halloween Shows Up Early” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
theeWeeBabySeamus

Sorry not sorry.  That’s just the way it goes sometimes.

Normally, I do this theme for Halloween.  But looking at the calendar I’m going to miss it by a day this year.  It’s on a Thursday and doing it six days early seems stupid.

Though I still have to think of something for 1 November I guess.

/sighs heavily

//cries a little

But fortunately, today is a Friday the 13th.

And a lot of folks like to watch horror films on Friday the 13th.  Plus I can re-use a banner image from last year.  Thank you Photoshop!!!!!

So we’re doing Scary Sexy Cosplay  tonight.

 

My Julius Isn’t Ded!!!!!

OK, first let me point out that is not a euphemism.  But I probably need to explain.

A few years ago I got into the habit of feeding my ducks in the backyard twice a day.  Then the squirrels got wise to it and started coming to get theirs.

The ducks, unfortunately, have since died (male) or disappeared (female).

And I do not feed the geese.  Fuck those assholes.

(Senor Weaselo knows what I’m talkin’ ’bout)

Anywhooooooo….

The squirrels had continued to come and get their fill.  For a long time it was as many as 7 or 8 at a time.  Then a couple of months ago the numbers started to dwindle.  And then I noticed that the hawks were hanging around.  Then the last squirrel standing was my Julius.  He’s a newbie.  And he’s (almost) tame.  When I’m out in the garage doing stuff he’ll come in and hide under Dave and peek out at me from behind the front tire.  Then I giggle a little.  Then I feed him.

We’ve gotten to be friends.  I would feed him, then he’d leave and go back up his tree.

Well, Julius had not shown up for the past week.  Maybe a little more.  I kinda figured he had gotten eaten.  It happens.

This morning I was in the garage doing some stuff.  I turned around and there he is.  My Julius.  After being MIA for at least a week.  He was peeking up from under Dave.  Staring me down for food.  I won’t lie, that was the happiest moment of my week this week.

Then he went back up his tree.

But cover your ass Julius.  The hawks are still out there.

Sports Which Will Scare You And Make You Squirrelly 2Nite

NCAA Football

  • U*NC @ Wake Forest – 6:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
  • Wazzou @ Houston – 9:15pmEDT – TV: ESPN

MLB

  • Minnesota @ Cleveland – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
  • Milwaukee @ #BFIB – 8:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)

Full Schedule

Also, I’d like to point out that the Baltimore Orioles and the Detroit Tigers begin a series tonight.  Wanna talk about scared and feeling squirrelly?  That’s gonna suck.

(As an aside I do not recommend searching youtube for songs about sucking)

((Be more specific, trust me))

Halloween Comes Early

I’m glad I never did that.

(get it?)

When I was a kid, clowns used to scare the crap outta me.  But she doesn’t seem so bad.

/is immediately killed and stuffed into a clown car

Have a great weekend everyone.

Love ya’s

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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ALXMAC
ALXMAC

ALXMAC
ALXMAC

Also FOAR tWBS:

ALXMAC
ALXMAC

yeah right

I’ve got tickets for Vampire Weekend at the Hollywood Bowl and 2 weeks ago they said Tool and Killing Joke were playing at Staples a couple of weeks later. Bit the bullet. FUCK. I’ve seen them both recently but what a fucking line up.

Then this morning I found out that Bauhaus. Yes, all original members, are playing the DAY after I see Slayer, Primus and Ministry.

Why have you forsaken me God?

I WAS AT THIS SHOW WHEN THEY RECORDED THIS!

SonOfSpam

Tremendous

yeah right

Let’s talk about good samaritans.

Last Sunday when I broke my lip all to shit, I was about 1 and 1/2 miles from home. On Vista Del Mar right along the goddamn beach in L.A. between El Segundo and Manhattan Beach.

I had to walk home.

I was bleeding like a motherfucker.

Both hands covered in blood, shit’s pouring down my face from the lip and the nose.

Ain’t nobody stopped. Nary a one.

I would have accepted help too if nothing else to wash this horror off my face and hands.

Then finally… A girl.. She stepped out of her condo and had her dog on a leash.

Taking it for a walk.

Took one look at my bleeding ass and turned back around and went back in the fucking house.

Ain’t that some shit?

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

In fairness, you did look like you’d just gone several rounds with Eat-Your-Children-Era Mike Tyson, and that he might be coming down the street after you.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hippo’s comment earlier reminded me of this gem:

yeah right

This is a true discussion.

yeah right

BC Dick

I will like any dirty work reference. Norm Mac Donald is one of the best comedians of all time.

Col. Duke LaCross

For driving 400 miles for a fucking first date goes, today was pretty epic. A round of golf and a fancy dinner and drinks. Literally counting down the minutes until I pick her up for breakfast in the morning.

King Hippo

You sir, are a legitimate badass.

Brocky

That’s good hustle

yeah right

Last name better be Rockefeller for that shit.

Good on you, brother.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hers or his?

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Brunch sex is the best. Enjoy!

BC Dick

So you’re banging a croissant eh? Good show.

Col. Duke LaCross

I’m trying. She is fucking electric. Can put a good move on a golf ball, too.

yeah right

Damn, Col. You’ve got game!

Chase that dream!

And/or well, you know.

Brocky

Before i nod off, i give you my favorite moment in any Friday the 13th film:

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WCS

This was the only good thing about that entire movie. And Jason Goes to Hell is still the worst movie I’ve ever watched. Give me any unriffed MST3k movie over that cursed abomination. I’m completely serious.

Brocky

I always enjoyed this absurd shot
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King Hippo

we maybe has a game again on the non-Paloose

King Hippo

upon further review…see everyone for Fulham/West Brom??

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

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King Hippo

you know, a Scooby-Doo cast version of The Aristocrats! would be quite humourous.

Brocky

Close enough?

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Also, daphne as a blonde? What the hell?

King Hippo

yeah, and nobody’s fisting the dog, even

BrettFavresColonoscopy

FOR SHAME

King Hippo

ruh-roh Raggy!!!

Beerguyrob

If they were on the Raggy they couldn’t shoot the video.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Still about 40 minutes of viewing time for me remaining in last night’s Geelong-West Coast game. I’ve taken my first of two melatonins; I wonder if I’ll make it to the conclusion….

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I missed Rev’s 9/11 post due to work, but I just read this and got a little dusty up in here:

https://twitter.com/ClaysandBirds/status/1171634962908553217?s=19

King Hippo

For the 20th anniversary, we should host a special Coach Carroll/Ochocinco symposium on Who Really Did 9/11

BrettFavresColonoscopy

According to University of Tennessee frats, my people are to blame

King Hippo

guess we know where Petey will go for his semi-retirement job

/seriously, I don’t even want to Google that. UT had a reputation for letting any dumb jackass in, at least 20 yrs ago

King Hippo

Don’t want to spoil it, but Ochocinco is between the Lucky Charms leprechaun, and Charlie Kelly’s ghouls

BrettFavresColonoscopy
King Hippo

fuck a duck. Hope somebody castrates the perpetrators

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fox News has had a lot more coverage on the “scourge of AntiFa” than on shit like this, but that’s ok, because Evangelicals have decided that Republicans are good for Israel.

King Hippo

Josh Marshall had a good piece on how that “pat on the head” stuff is so deeply entwined with anti-semitism, and how Trump is the ultimate manifestation of that

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

I mean, no one told me at the Worldwide Jewish Conspiracy meeting the month before, but….

King Hippo

WCS – you cranking one out to Dana Holgerson’s terrible, no good, awful Friday night?

/also, am open to a #ShameBet tomorry

King Hippo

I know, I know. How does one get any lower on the #ShameSpectrum than being associated with Moo U. or Fuckers du Cousins.

WCS

TRUE WCS FACT: I wish Dana no ill will. His reign at WVU was becoming stale, and he’s from Houston. Makes sense to me.

King Hippo

he kind of left y’all’s cupboard bare, was why I was thinking maybe was not super liked. But I guess that’s FITBAW for ya

WCS

He did, but, not for lack of trying. Administration wasn’t paying his assistants, he had the audacity to say they needed more resources for recruiting and was repeatedly ignored, and the transfer window was the deal-breaker.

King Hippo

yeah, that kinda sucks

King Hippo

I am way too fat. There is no way I could properly run away during a zombie apocalypse. Also, how would I stay in pillz?

WCS

Switch to crack or meth! You’ll lose weight, and be a whole lot faster!

King Hippo

the Jim Carrey “crystal meth diet” sketch was the only time I found him funny after In Living Colour

WCS

RIDE THE SNAKE

King Hippo

WEAR! the vibrating heat beads

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

I dunno. His performance in The Number 23 is pretty funny in light of Matt Nagy’s 43 Yards sequel

Brocky

I love that someone put this list together, cuz i was gonna lazily post gifs of them all, but it feels somewhat blasphemous that they put a girl from the remake at #1

https://medium.com/as-vast-as-space-and-as-timeless-as-infinity/ranking-the-hottest-women-of-friday-the-13th-2d11de9f6bd9

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Please don’t be the one with the rude and awful boobjob …

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Oh, #7. Pfft. Recency bias abounds. I seem to recall Tracie Savage being the hottest, so of course she’s #14.

King Hippo

small titties be so wonderful. I never understand the boob job mania.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

The most annoying thing is porn stars. Not a single one female porn star has become more attractive after getting them, but they still do and it sucks. But at least there are some times when they do turn out well. Never in porn, it seems, but other celebs or woman in general it’s a mixed bag of sand.

King Hippo

yeah, it is hard to find slender framed/small or natural boobs in my preferred porn genre at least (non-incest-y lesbian)

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

MILF?

I’m only half kidding since it seems like there aren’t a lot of short/small MILF actresses, even the ones who’ve basically come back from their fallow years (to use Jon Ronson’s term) hiatus after playing teens into their mid to late 20s like Vanessa Cage and Marie McCray did.

Anyway, It sucks to have to go back and look for pre-implant videos for various reasons, but at least there are some decent ones for Jessa Rhodes. And there’s also the matter of those who mangle their faces like August Ames started doing. I’m also still uncertain if Lauren Phillips has implants or not because I can’t/won’t even trust their own words. A newish video from her site says she’s natural, but I don’t know.

In conclusion, porn is a land of contrasts. This has been your daily report.

King Hippo

this is just FUCKING POETRY right here, man got THOUGHTS!

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

BFD. Thoughts don’t pay the rent

King Hippo

Nah, but isn’t earning the respect and approval of imaginary weirdos like us MOAR important??

Brocky

I applaud your commitment gentlemen.

That being said, seems like petite girls are making a comeback.

Pun unintended

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is it too soon for an Antonio Brown joke?

Wakezilla

Not enough women do research and/or is willing to spend top dollar on a great surgeon. You hate to see it.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Why would Aussie football use Huey Lewis as bumper music?

Spur
Spur

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

That’s the power of love.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Because Aussies.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Distractingly bad to hear hip to be square

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

OMG, I just heard it. lol, this is not square mates.

Spur
Spur

Here comes the raid in Johnny Trans place. Of course Johnny was importing legally the DVDs