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Sorry not sorry. That’s just the way it goes sometimes.
Normally, I do this theme for Halloween. But looking at the calendar I’m going to miss it by a day this year. It’s on a Thursday and doing it six days early seems stupid.
Though I still have to think of something for 1 November I guess.
//cries a little
But fortunately, today is a Friday the 13th.
And a lot of folks like to watch horror films on Friday the 13th. Plus I can re-use a banner image from last year. Thank you Photoshop!!!!!
So we’re doing Scary Sexy Cosplay tonight.
My Julius Isn’t Ded!!!!!
OK, first let me point out that is not a euphemism. But I probably need to explain.
A few years ago I got into the habit of feeding my ducks in the backyard twice a day. Then the squirrels got wise to it and started coming to get theirs.
The ducks, unfortunately, have since died (male) or disappeared (female).
And I do not feed the geese. Fuck those assholes.
(Senor Weaselo knows what I’m talkin’ ’bout)
The squirrels had continued to come and get their fill. For a long time it was as many as 7 or 8 at a time. Then a couple of months ago the numbers started to dwindle. And then I noticed that the hawks were hanging around. Then the last squirrel standing was my Julius. He’s a newbie. And he’s (almost) tame. When I’m out in the garage doing stuff he’ll come in and hide under Dave and peek out at me from behind the front tire. Then I giggle a little. Then I feed him.
We’ve gotten to be friends. I would feed him, then he’d leave and go back up his tree.
Well, Julius had not shown up for the past week. Maybe a little more. I kinda figured he had gotten eaten. It happens.
This morning I was in the garage doing some stuff. I turned around and there he is. My Julius. After being MIA for at least a week. He was peeking up from under Dave. Staring me down for food. I won’t lie, that was the happiest moment of my week this week.
Then he went back up his tree.
But cover your ass Julius. The hawks are still out there.
Sports Which Will Scare You And Make You Squirrelly 2Nite
- U*NC @ Wake Forest – 6:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
- Wazzou @ Houston – 9:15pmEDT – TV: ESPN
- Minnesota @ Cleveland – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
- Milwaukee @ #BFIB – 8:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
Also, I’d like to point out that the Baltimore Orioles and the Detroit Tigers begin a series tonight. Wanna talk about scared and feeling squirrelly? That’s gonna suck.
(As an aside I do not recommend searching youtube for songs about sucking)
((Be more specific, trust me))
Halloween Comes Early
I’m glad I never did that.
When I was a kid, clowns used to scare the crap outta me. But she doesn’t seem so bad.
/is immediately killed and stuffed into a clown car
Have a great weekend everyone.