Hi everybody! It's Eli. I hope you've been having a good summer. Mine's been pretty good. Anyhow, Coach McAdoo said that he's getting tired of me asking too many questions about things that don't have anything to do with football and that these are things any college graduate should already know,
Puzzles
Crossfit or Crucifix? (Revised)
Puzzle: Boom Goes the Dynamite
INT. HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY Jason Pierre-Paul lies asleep in a hospital bed. A nurse gently shakes him awake. NURSE: [softly] Mr. Pierre-Paul...Mr. Pierre-Paul... JASON PIERRE-PAUL: [moans] ...where...? NURSE: You're in the hospital, Mr. Pierre-Paul. You had an accident. Do you remember? JPP: [looks down]...missing... NURSE: [soothingly] It's all right. JPP: ...paramedics...stole... NURSE: No, no, your agent took it
Work-related Dick Twister That Happened Today
So... One truck is carrying two different orders for two separate restaurants, called Banana 1 and Banana 2, owned by the same individual. The owner always places her order from Banana 1. The owner always places orders for both restaurants. Banana 1 is located on Cedar Street. Banana 2 is located on Garry Street. The
Occasional Puzzle: State of Play
Occasional Puzzle: Where in the World is Carmen 5Chan Diego? Part 3
...continued from Part 2... --- Before Jake could open his mouth to explain, the pair of detectives were interrupted by the trilling of Shelby's cellphone. Shelby pulled a government-issued Blackberry from his pocket and answered. Jake couldn't make out the words, but he could hear the urgency in the voice coming from
Occasional Puzzle: Department of NFL Mind Games
Occasional Puzzle: Where in the World is Carmen 5Chan Diego? Part 2
...continued from Part 1... "So...what did you say brings you by?" Jake began. Shelby stared at him, perplexed. "But, we just..." "I should probably explain," Jake interrupted. "You've heard I had some issues with concussions. My memory is...not good." "I'd heard that, but...you're running a detective agency. How can you do that without a
Occasional Puzzle: Where in the World is Carmen 5Chan Diego? Part 1
Occasional Puzzle: The Alex ‘n’ Andy Show
EXT. SIERRA NEVADA MOUNTAINS - DAY VOICE: (from inside flaming plane) The door is jammed shut! Someone do something! [FUSELAGE FLIES OPEN] ANDY REID: [bursting through fuselage] Oh yeah! ALEX SMITH: Oh no! Oh no, no, no, no, no. Run, Andy, run! [ANDY and ALEX and several other passenger run away from the flaming wreckage.
Occasional Puzzle: Prelude to The Alex ‘n’ Andy Show
Normally this would be part of the original post (which will be ready...eventually) but I thought we needed something here to lighten the mood a little. [INT, BASEMENT] 5CHAN: [hacks into sbnation] 5CHAN: [looks up user "PhillyFan"] 5CHAN: [changes username to "FillyPhan"] 5CHAN: [changes user avatar into image of man fornicating with horse] 5CHAN: [changes blog
