Puzzle: Eli’s Vocabulary Quiz – AFC East and West

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - September 2, 2015August 29, 2015

Hey guys, it's Eli again. Thanks for the help on last week's vocab quiz. Coach McAdoo said I did a real good job, so he gave me some more. I didn't want to bother you guys again, so I tried asking my wide receivers - "The Cruise" and "Reuben Randlewich" (ha ha)

Puzzle: Worm Jungle!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 26, 2015August 26, 2015

Hello! I am former Dallas Cowboys running back Emmitt Smith! I am told that you people like PUDDLES, so I am here with a really tricky one for you! If you are a player in the NATURAL FOOTFALL LEAVE you have to play games before the regular season starts! This helps

Puzzle: Eli’s Vocabulary Quiz – AFC North and South

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 19, 2015August 17, 2015

Hi everybody! It's Eli. I hope you've been having a good summer. Mine's been pretty good. Anyhow, Coach McAdoo said that he's getting tired of me asking too many questions about things that don't have anything to do with football and that these are things any college graduate should already know,

Crossfit or Crucifix? (Revised)

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Warthog - August 14, 2015August 14, 2015

Edit: My apologies for screwing up Word Press. This wasn't supposed to go live for some time, but since I managed to post it, I'll just go with it. I'll consider it divine intervention. I live in a churchy kind of place. Birthplace of Billy Graham, home to his son Franklin,

Puzzle: Boom Goes the Dynamite

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 12, 2015August 12, 2015

INT. HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY Jason Pierre-Paul lies asleep in a hospital bed. A nurse gently shakes him awake. NURSE: [softly] Mr. Pierre-Paul...Mr. Pierre-Paul... JASON PIERRE-PAUL: [moans] ...where...? NURSE: You're in the hospital, Mr. Pierre-Paul. You had an accident. Do you remember? JPP: [looks down]...missing... NURSE: [soothingly] It's all right. JPP: ...paramedics...stole... NURSE: No, no, your agent took it

Work-related Dick Twister That Happened Today

scotchnaut - August 5, 2015August 5, 2015

So... One truck is carrying two different orders for two separate restaurants, called Banana 1 and Banana 2, owned by the same individual. The owner always places her order from Banana 1. The owner always places orders for both restaurants. Banana 1 is located on Cedar Street. Banana 2 is located on Garry Street. The

Occasional Puzzle: State of Play

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 5, 2015August 5, 2015

I leave you alone with KSK for three days and Uproxx takes it away??? I've been on vacation in Mexico for the last week. And I am sure you care as much about my vacation as I do about your fantasy football team, so I'll keep it brief: we went to

Occasional Puzzle: Where in the World is Carmen 5Chan Diego? Part 3

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 29, 2015July 25, 2015

...continued from Part 2... --- Before Jake could open his mouth to explain, the pair of detectives were interrupted by the trilling of Shelby's cellphone. Shelby pulled a government-issued Blackberry from his pocket and answered. Jake couldn't make out the words, but he could hear the urgency in the voice coming from

Occasional Puzzle: Department of NFL Mind Games

New School Zero - July 24, 2015July 23, 2015

I heard you mental midgets like puzzles, despite obviously not ever being able to get to the end of the Candyland board. Lucky for you, I found something interesting while looking for pizzas leftover from NFL meetings in the dumpsters behind the future NFL headquarters (aka the White House). I

Occasional Puzzle: Where in the World is Carmen 5Chan Diego? Part 2

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 21, 2015July 22, 2015

...continued from Part 1... "So...what did you say brings you by?" Jake began. Shelby stared at him, perplexed. "But, we just..." "I should probably explain," Jake interrupted. "You've heard I had some issues with concussions. My memory is...not good." "I'd heard that, but...you're running a detective agency. How can you do that without a