S7a7 Wa7s VII: The New School Zero Review

New School Zero - December 15, 2015December 15, 2015

HEY HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE YET? No? Why not? Oh, wait, did I arrive BEFORE it’s been released? OH GOOD! I can point and laugh at you. Since I have the advantage of being FROM THE FUTURE and also having FUTURE WIKIPEDIA on my FUTURE SMART PHONE, let me

2015 NFL Season Review and Power Rankings

New School Zero - September 10, 2015August 31, 2015

Oh, you poor bastards. Today we careen over the precipice and into an existence devoid of mercy and gentleness, a series of darkening days and nights without dawn. The barrel of the 2015 National Football League season now rests against the back of your head, the danger of it having

Occasional Puzzle: Department of NFL Mind Games

New School Zero - July 24, 2015July 23, 2015

I heard you mental midgets like puzzles, despite obviously not ever being able to get to the end of the Candyland board. Lucky for you, I found something interesting while looking for pizzas leftover from NFL meetings in the dumpsters behind the future NFL headquarters (aka the White House). I