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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, 2023 Season (Plus Final JV Exhibitions)

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King Hippo - January 1, 2024December 31, 2023
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The roads to the Owl will run through Baltimore, MD and Santa Clara, CA.  Congrats to the Ratbirds and Tomsulas for clinching their 1 seeds, even before the Week 18 schedule drops.  Quality work, y'all. Such praise is especially earned by Balmer, who followed up their Week 16 humbling of Purdy

A Hippocratic Footballing Good-Bye to 2023

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King Hippo - December 30, 2023December 29, 2023
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Good morning, and congratulations for making it through another year of Hippo's nonsense.  I will have NFL recap and JV NFL verbal diarrhea for y'all again on Monday, but that's a matter for next year. No goddamned resolutions.  Self-improve or don't, but who gives a fuck about same in relation to

Feats of Festivus Strength Thread (with Some Footy)

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King Hippo - December 23, 2023December 22, 2023
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Welcome to Festivus 2023.  We've all got ample complaints, I am certain. Happily, we do get an early bird special, and its David Moyes Vengeance - Fronk's Hammers hosting Wakey's Men Untied (7:30, USA).  Men Untied are coming off perhaps their best effoUrt of the season, which is good.  But it

Ides +1 of December Football-ganza

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King Hippo - December 16, 2023December 14, 2023
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We have lots of Premiership fun, lots of super-duper mediocre JV NFL exhibitions.  Our esteemed scotchnaut will be here shortly to cover the real entertainment product of the day (so happy the Donks got picked for late night).  Without further ado, this what yew git: You can sleep in, no early

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