“How Many Times Do We Have To Teach You This Lesson, Old Man?” Or, Your 2024 New York Jets Preview

Senor Weaselo - August 20, 2024August 20, 2024

2023 PREDICTION: 10-7, no playoffs due to shitting the bed in Foxboro. REALITY: 7-10, no playoffs, but hey, they sent Hoodie off with a loss and got to keep their first, because… yeah… The New York Jets may or may not be a football team. Sure, at one time they were, culminating

From Darkness Retreat to Bright Lights: Your 2023 Jets Preview

Senor Weaselo - August 23, 2023August 23, 2023

"The Jets do not play football. Football just sort of happens to them." -Jon Bois It's one of the great ironies that the team responsible for arguably the most influential game in NFL history has followed it up by being among the class of the NFL—wait, sorry, there was a smudge—among

AFLW Beat – 2020 Semi-Finals, Which Just Became The Finals

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 23, 2020March 23, 2020

I suppose we should have seen it coming. Thanks a lot you fucking virus. The remainder of the AFLW playoffs have been cancelled. So this is it for AFLW Beat 2020. The girls just got shut down. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuK6n2Lkza0 But let's get to it... *** Welcome To Ball of Steel’s tWBS’ AFL Beat – 2020 Semi-finals Which Is

AFLW Beat – 2020 Round Six

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 16, 2020March 16, 2020

OK. For the past few weeks I've featured a profile of a player. "Better Know The Girl" I've called it. And we'll do that again next week. But this week it's... Better Look Out For All The Girls Before They Kill You Tempers boiled over (under?) this week. The ladies were apparently

AFLW Beat – 2020 Round Five

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 9, 2020March 8, 2020

Better Know The Girl Yeah, I'm being a bit of a homer this week. Our "guest" this week is none other than the Geelong Cats' rising star, Nina Morrison. She good. (although I am curious about the yo-yo test) Morrison tested at the AFL Women's draft combine, breaking records in the two-kilometre time

AFLW Beat – 2020 Round Four

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 2, 2020March 2, 2020

Better Know The Girl Gold Coast's Tayla Thorn. She's had an interesting journey. Used to be a Crow and walked away. She's an interesting human being. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhuUDB-q0qA Plus, she's kinda cute. You know, in a "I'll kick your ass" sort of way. WORTH IT!!!!!! *** Welcome To Ball of Steel’s tWBS’ AFL Beat – 2020 Round Four Friday, February

AFLW Beat – 2020 Round Three

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 24, 2020February 24, 2020

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED????? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRbXMWYMNno Welcome To Ball of Steel’s tWBS’ AFL Beat – 2020 Round Three Friday, February 21 - St. Kilda Saints v Melbourne Demons - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQofxhq9zHI Well would you lookit that. St. Kilda gals finally broke through. Trailing much of the match, they got clutch performances, none less than Kaitlin Grieser's two goals to

AFLW Beat – 2020 Round Two

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 17, 2020February 16, 2020

What is it about athletic women beating each other up which turns me on? See? Even that right there got me to half mast. So, show of hands. Who wants to hear about that fetish? OK, tough but fair. And who thinks we should just talk about the matches? Fine. But you didn't have

AFLW Beat – 2020 Round One

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 10, 2020February 10, 2020

Welcome. As you can probably surmise from the lovely banner image there, you know the beautiful graphic work done by Low Commander and then desecrated by me for past times when I sit in for Balls? Well, I'll be sitting in for Balls for a while this season down under.

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 5

ballsofsteelandfury - April 24, 2017April 23, 2017

I'm going to admit something to you folks right off the bat: This edition of the AFL Beat is going to be... a little weird. Yes, I understand it was weird the last couple of weeks with tWBS taking over and doing a masterful job. I'm not talking about that,

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 4, 2017

theeWeeBabySeamus - April 17, 2017April 17, 2017

Fair warning...as I'm writing this the Geelong/Hawthorn match is ongoing. Geelong has a 16-6 lead in the first qtr. Which is good, but we'll see...this post could go bad quickly. Just letting you know.... profanity could be upcoming. So ballsofsteelandfury has safely made it back to the continental US. So whyTF

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 3, 2017

theeWeeBabySeamus - April 10, 2017April 9, 2017

Fair warning...this could get ugly... As you were all warned....errrrrr told last week, I am filling in for ballsofsteelandfury on AFL Beat for the next two weeks while he's jet setting all over the globe. Now, I'm not going to lie to you fine folks. I'm very nervous about doing this... As everyone