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Your “[DFO] Hate Week” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - February 7, 2024February 7, 2024
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Hi everyone, Welcome to the third day of [DFO]'s annual Super Bowl tradition - Hate Week. This is the annual airing of grievances we have about life, football, society... really, anything is in-bounds outside of the usual hot buttons. Consider the comments section a safe space to let your feelings on a

Your “[DFO] Hate Week” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - February 6, 2024February 6, 2024
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Hi everyone, Welcome to Day 2 of [DFO]'s annual Super Bowl tradition - Hate Week. This is the annual airing of grievances we have about life, football, society... really, anything is in-bounds outside of the usual hot buttons. Consider the comments section a safe space to let your feelings on a topic

Your “[DFO] Hate Week” Monday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - February 5, 2024February 5, 2024
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Hi everyone, Welcome to [DFO]'s annual Super Bowl tradition - Hate Week. This is the annual airing of grievances we have about life, football, society... really, anything is in-bounds outside of the usual hot buttons. Consider the comments section a safe space to let your feelings on a topic be known. Now, for

“Wither Jerry Glanville” – The Falcons At Their Bye

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Beerguyrob - November 17, 2023November 17, 2023
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Hi everyone, It's me, Beerguyrob, back from the bargaining table with another Bye Week update, this time for the Atlanta Falcons. The Falcons sit 4-6 at their bye, and for the life of me I can’t remember any of their wins beyond the Green Bay one, and that’s only because of my Packers

Your “[DFO] Super Bowl Hate Week” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - February 9, 2023February 9, 2023
80

Like most of you, I got caught in the travel nightmare that was "CHRISTMAS SNOWSTORM 2022!". Vancouver got a foot of snow over three days, which absolutely buggered our airport, which is barely used to thick frost. My three-hour flight turned into a 24-hour ordeal when my original WestJet ticket

Your “[DFO] Super Bowl Hate Week” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - February 8, 2023February 8, 2023
83

Hey look - it's night three of [DFO] Hate Week! Now that COVID been exposed as a government lie, I was actually able to venture out into the world this year. I got to England in the summer where I saw - on consecutive nights - Ed Sheeran, Adele, and the

Your “[DFO] Super Bowl Hate Week” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - February 7, 2023February 7, 2023
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Welcome to Night Two of the festival of loathing we like to call "[DFO] Hate Week". Oh, I'm sorry. That's clearly not enough hate. Let's see what I can find... Oh yeah. That's the stuff. Anyways - I'm your host, Beerguyrob, and I'm touched so many people came by yesterday to give me

Your “[DFO] Super Bowl Hate Week” Monday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - February 6, 2023January 12, 2026
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Welcome one and all to one of the few traditions we all hold dear 'round these parts - [DFO] “Hate Week”!  An annual tradition like no other, where we look back on what drove us mad about the NFL this year, with a sideways glance towards what the year ahead might

Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - February 10, 2022February 10, 2022
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Before I get started on tonight's hate, I'd like to reflect back on last night's. I talked a lot of shit about the NFL & racism, and felt that was justified. Well, don't I just feel like an asshole because, in a press release & press conference seemingly designed to torpedo

Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - February 9, 2022February 9, 2022
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Racism in the NFL I think the aggravating part of the whole Brian Flores saga is that everyone can see the problem except for the 32 people who could actually do something about it. We all know it's nothing new, but it seems so craven these days that the shock of

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