Your “Hump Day Brings Us Closer To FOOTBAW!” Wednesday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - August 3, 2016August 3, 2016

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[edited to add banner pic and CFL game info] NFL News: Myles Jack has been moved up to first team reps at Jags camp. Leon Hall is getting interest from the Bengals and Giants, both of whom need additional help on the corner. Donovan McNabb would like you to know he

Your “TMZ-Style!” Tuesday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - August 2, 2016August 2, 2016

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OFF THE TOP! SIGNED! The Homey Badger stays home for 5 years and $62.5 million. WAIVED! Trent Richardson is GONE from Ravens camp. Where do you go when both the Browns and Colts have said no? Sources suspect - the CFL. BEST OPTION! The Chargers signed James Jones Tuesday, to fill

Your “Happy BC Day” Monday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - August 1, 2016August 1, 2016

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Brief NFL notes: Reggie Bush has indeed signed with the Bills, for one year. Stevie Johnson has a torn meniscus, and is out of Chargers camp. Tom Brady has reached out to Wes Welker & Randy Moss to be his workout buddies during his four-week vacation. Ochocinco was a Browns

Your “HOT DAMN! IT’S FRIDAY!” Friday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - July 29, 2016July 29, 2016

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NFL Friday Afternoon News Dump: Andre Johnson signed a two-year deal with the Titans. As CBS jokingly put it, he's "one shy of the AFC South cycle". I'm going to suppose he catches fewer passes than Dwayne Bowe. Jake Long feels he's too good to sign an injury waiver, so

Your “THANK MERCIFUL HEAVENS!” Thursday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - July 28, 2016July 28, 2016

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NFL News You Can Use: The Jets and Ryan Fitzpatrick compromised on a one-year, $12 million deal. FINALLY, the Jets problems are solved. fivethirtyeight.com gave Fitzy's numbers a value for dollar breakdown and found him to be the best the Jets have had since roughly Ken O'Brien. I'm kinda between

Your “Is There Going To Be A Test At The End?” Wednesday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - July 27, 2016July 27, 2016

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NFL Roundup: Nick Foles asked for, and got, his release from the Rams. He gets to keep his $6 million roster bonus paid in March. No word on if it counts against the cap, but it would just make something laughable even funnier. The good news keeps coming for the

Your “Slick Willie’s Back” Tuesday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - July 26, 2016July 26, 2016

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NFL Updates: Cowboys DE Randy Gregory is facing additional suspension above his four games already scheduled. At this point, 6-10 looks like a pipe dream in Jerry World. The [*Redacted] s are considering Greg Hardy as a replacement for Junior Galette. And thus Dan Snyder returned to his natural domain of

Your “IT’S HERE IT’S HERE!!!” Training Camp Monday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - July 25, 2016July 25, 2016

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Depending on the team, today marks the opening of training camps for the 2016 season. Here are all teams' official dates. that's not dew on your windshield in the morning, that's tears of joy from the football gods. But before we can benefit from their mercy at the end of

Your Random Facts & Stuff Friday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - July 22, 2016July 22, 2016

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NFL Fragments: This would matter if they were an actual NFL franchise, but JJ Watt is out for up to ten weeks due to a herniated disc and accompanying surgery. And THAT'S WHY you don't talk smack about Zach Mettenberger. The Jags worked out Greg Hardy, because of course they did.

Your “The RNC Convention Hits Full-On Drinking Game” Thirsty Thursday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - July 21, 2016July 21, 2016

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NFL News: Ray Rice has gone to Plan Omega - if he's allowed to play, he'll donate his paycheque in support of ending domestic violence. A key part of that plan: getting a team to take a chance on him. Josh Gordon met Roger Goodell Wednesday, in hopes of figuring

Your “Is That All?” Wednesday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - July 20, 2016July 20, 2016

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NFL tidbits: Video has surfaced of Denard Robinson's car rolling through a stoplight and rolling towards the pond he was found in. You'll have to go to Deadspin to see it, because it won't embed. As well, the cops who let him go are facing internal investigation for showing favortism.

Your “Borrowed From Betty Ford” Tuesday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - July 19, 2016July 19, 2016

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NFL Notes: humourous in a "you dumb fuckers" kind of way, nfl.com has a long-winded story about why both sides are comfortable watching Kirk Cousins play under the franchise tag for 2016. I'm sure the season ticket base agrees with this logic. trading "dumb" for "sad", PFT reports that Ezekiel