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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Season Finale! Drew’s Chili!

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yeah right - September 3, 2023September 2, 2023
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Hey, hey everybody! Good morning and welcome back to Sunday Gravy! Well holy fucking goddamn hell everyone. We made it! It's a wrap, motherfuckers! Season goddamn 9 is officially on permanent record now. Every year right after the Owl I have this mixed sense of dread and excitement because I know I've got some serious

Your “Not All Rabbit Holes Are Gold” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - June 24, 2020June 24, 2020
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NFL Nuggets: The big news is Dr. Fauci saying whether an NFL season -- or college football season -- takes place this fall is "impossible to call" at this juncture. He clarified his remarks about teams maintaining a "bubble", where he said, "I was asked by officials from the NFL

Your “The Bill Always Comes Due” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - December 11, 2018December 11, 2018
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NFL News: I guess iron does sharpen iron: Frank Clark: 'Richard Sherman and his era is over'    It comes on the heels of Sherman - star of the 3-10 49ers - calling the current Seahawks defense "middle of the road". As Bobby Wagner put it, "You can make the position

Your “24 Hours to the Most Anticipated Exhibition Game Of The Year!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - August 2, 2017August 2, 2017
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NFL News: Injuries: The Rams defence has suffered another fatal blow for this season: Dominique Easley has torn an ACL & is out for all of 2017. It's his third; he had two in college. In his four-year career, 2016 was the only year he didn't finish the season on

The DFO Interview: Drew Magary

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laserguru - July 30, 2017
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In honor of [Door Flies Open]'s 2nd anniversary we reached back in time and reached out in person to interview one of the founding fathers of our former motherblog Kissing Suzy Kolber. On July 10th I attended a book reading/signing in Manhattan Beach, CA. The author on hand was none other

Your “It’s Tuesday; What Now, Cleveland?” Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - June 21, 2016June 21, 2016
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Title chosen because Big Daddy Drew has an excellent Funbag! response to a question about how Cleveland can avoid becoming Boston. NFL News: Joe Flacco says the hardest part of his ACL recovery is the mental aspect. That doesn't sound like a elite quarterback talking. Marquise Goodwin of the Bills has Olympic

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