2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbD_kBJc_gI Welcome back, and apparently we got bumped up to prime time, and not the updates or even worse, TruTV, suggested word counts be damned! We're onto Day 2 which means four quotes have punched their ticket to the second round. Due to writing this beforehand, I can't tell you who

2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZKX-cf_p90 Welcome to the opening day of the inaugural [DFO] Banner Tournament! We have a quartet of first-round matchups—the top half of the BLEERGH Region for those checking their brackets or—and I don't think we need to talk more about them, since we did already, so without further ado, let's officially

Announcing…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbP1pAp49mA …The first-ever [DFO] Banner Tournament! Yes, it's been a long time coming, and now that it's almost March, it's finally here. We went through as many banner comments as we could find from the beginning of the site (thanks, Internet Wayback Archive!), including a brand-new archive of current banners (dating from

Two Ears, One Mouth and All–DFO Mailbag Submissions

Thanks to those who participated in the debut edition of Mouth Flies Open, the don't-call-it-a-sequel revamped reboot of the DFO Advice Mailbag.  We had some great questions, some meh questions, and some hopefully entertaining if not-cranked-all-the-way-to-eleven-illuminating advice. The only way this advice column works is with audience participation--from DFOers, your friends,