Your “Let’s Turn Everyone Into RG III” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - November 13, 2018November 13, 2018

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NFL News: There is was talk about maybe having to either delay or move the Mexico City game, because the field is apparently complete ass. Estadio Azteca switched to a hybrid turf of both synthetic and natural grass this year, and it has been unable to hold up for the

Your “Choices, Choices Everywhere” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - November 6, 2018November 6, 2018

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Both photos were taken & complied by me outside the Seahawks game on November 4th. After the last six months of electioneering, I know many people feel one of two sentiments: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WytbCj-rqME or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCSzL5-SPHM So, you can spend your evening hate-drinking & hate-watching election results, or you can spend it here with friends, hate-drinking &

Your “No Longer The Most Embarrassing Moment In Team History” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - October 9, 2018October 9, 2018

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NFL News: Family patriarch & chief enabler Alex Spanos died Tuesday morning, aged 95. Disappointed in the man his son had become, Alex Spanos leaves behind three other, hopefully less embarrassing, children, and a whole litter of grand- & great grandchildren. Two of his grandsons look after the day-to-day operations

Your “Surrounding Me Every Day” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - September 26, 2018September 26, 2018

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NFL News: Whores gotta work: Jason La Canfora is stoking the Le'Veon Bell trade rumours. He emphasizes "decreasing value" and how the Steelers aren't getting the offers they want because other teams know Bell will hit the market in the spring. His likely teams for a Bell landing? Miami, Green

Your “What’s Old Is New Again, Again” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - April 4, 2018April 4, 2018

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NFL Notes: RGIII is back, baby! A one-year deal with the Ravens. The best comment on Deadspin was that the Ravens signed him because he can't bend his knees to take one. On the other end of the redemption spectrum, JFF says it's the Browns fault he turned out to

Your “Nope, I Was Wrong” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

DFOing Good

Beerguyrob - March 27, 2018March 27, 2018

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Today is slower than yesterday. NFL News: Mike Tomlin is not a fan of touchdown celebrations. This is apparently news. Given how many timeouts he has to waste on extra points, I can see why. He wouldn't have that problem if he had Hue Jackson's team. Michael Bennett turned himself in

Your “It’s Kinda Slow” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - March 26, 2018April 24, 2018

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NFL News: Well, this is interesting: OBJ says he won't play without a contract extension. Giants co-owner John Mara said Sunday, "I wouldn't say that anyone is untouchable." As we saw last season, Eli doesn't play well if all his toys aren't in the sandbox with him. It's "hurt feelings"

Your “Whaddya Mean I Gotta Pay Extra For Butter?!” Monday Evening Open Thread

DFOing Good

Beerguyrob - March 5, 2018March 5, 2018

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NFL News: Antonio Cromartie has announced his retirement. It'll be easier to go on the lam from child support that way, now that potential claimants don't know where he'll be 16 Sundays of the year. In the "DEAR GOD - NO!" department, for its new Thursday Night broadcasts, FOX is

Your “Umm…So, How Was Your Day?” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 26, 2018February 26, 2018

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NFL News: This was dumped late-Friday like so-much bad news, but the Jags have locked up Blake Bortles for three more years. Three years at $54 million, with $26 million of that guaranteed. He will make $20 million this year. He could make a maximum of $66.5 million with all incentives

Your “Huh – Actual Students Came To School” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 20, 2018February 20, 2018

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NFL News: This is sure going to hurt morale at The Dak Prescott School Of Maturity, but Doug Martin has been cut by the Bucs. Considering the average lifespan of a hamster is two years, it appears the muscled-kind can triple that span. As predicted/feared, Rae Carruth is seeking custody of

Your “Let Us Never Speak Of It Again” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 19, 2018February 19, 2018

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NFL News: The Texans plan to release Brian Cushing prior to the new league year starting on March 14. It'll save them $7.6 million on the cap, and leaves them clear when he eventually picks up his third suspension for PEDs. Because he totes learned his lesson this time, guys.

Your “Where My Bitches At?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 13, 2018February 13, 2018

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzNRpvP2ZqQ NFL News: Set your PVRs for Thursday, August 2nd - Ravens-Bears is your 2018 Hall of Fame game I'm guessing so Urlacher & Stabby can get all weepy at the game they love so much. Mike Shula is leaving the Panthers for the Giants to be the offensive coordinator. This

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