Your “YA BETTER START SOMEBODDDDDYYYYYY” MNF Open Thread

Open Threads

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - December 22, 2025

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ST. MICHAEL CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL, FOOTBALL FIELD — FAIRHOPE, ALABAMA — TWO WEEKS AGO COACH RIVERS: Alright boys, bring it in! Bring it in! [Practice ends and groups of boys rush over and encircle their Coach] RIVERS: Great hustle out there today, boys! Defense, we got some work to do, but I'm really

[DFO] Book Club presents: A Tale Of Two Cities

Beerguyrob - April 19, 2023April 17, 2023

Part 5: The Best of Times ABC had done the right thing in lobbying for this game to be on Monday Night. They were so confident of their viewership totals that they eschewed their normal opening night doubleheader in favor of building up this game into must-watch TV. Plus, they had

Your “What Does A Male Cow Excrete?” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - May 14, 2020May 14, 2020

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NFL News: The internets are alive with football's 'finest' spreading it pretty thick today: Mike Florio today suggests the Seahawks will trade Russell Wilson after the 2021 season. Because the cap hit drops from $32 million to $13 million. And because his salary demands will top $40 million per season,

Show Some Respect

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - May 24, 2018May 25, 2018

INT. FOX BROADCASTING BOOTH - NRG STADIUM, HOUSTON, TX - NIGHT JOE BUCK: Good evening, folks! Welcome to Thursday Night Football, here in downtown Houston, as we wait to watch the 2-6 Texans take on the 1-7 Miami Dolphins, in what is sure to be a thrilling kickoff to Week 8!

Your “Is This How I Got Carpal Tunnel?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - October 18, 2017October 18, 2017

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NFL News: Everything's coming up Cowboys today: A TRO granted by a NY court will allow Ezekiel Elliott to play Sunday versus the Niners. Dallas will host the 2018 NFL Draft. Injuries: Good news: Teddy Bridgewater is back on the Vikings practice field. Bad news: [Redacteds] DE Jonathan Allen done

Smoking Hot Microphone

NFL Announcers

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - May 5, 2017May 5, 2017

INTERIOR - FOX SPORTS BROADCASTING STUDIOS - LOS ANGELES, CA [A pair of well dressed men sit around a broadcast studio's control room, watching sports highlights on various screens] GEORGE GREENBERG: Look, Joe, we have to keep up with the times. CBS has finally done the smart thing for once by canning Simms