Is everybody enjoying the slow transition to Fall weather? I know I sure am. Heat and being a fat fuck don't go together too well. But sitting around watching glorious footy? That's a bingo. How weird is this? Both Manchester teams in the "up with the roosters slot." The marquee being
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Late Fixtures Ahoy! Saturday Night Open Thread
Your Weekend o’ Plenty – Early Lesser Footy and JV NFL Fun Times
A Very Special Footballing 9/11 Thread
Guten morgen, y'all. I hope Santa brought everyone what they wanted this year. 20 years is apparently the fuckloads of leftover Murrikan high-tech weaponry aanniversary. NEVAR stop learnin! Lesser Footy comes back from its dumbass international break, with Spurs and rebuilding Palace leading things off (7:30, NBCSN). If early fixtures are
Saturday JV-palooza Open Thread (Part Two)
Saturday JV-palooza Open Thread (Part One)
Sadly, we are on international break, so there is no Lesser Footy to discuss. No Lesser Footy of any consequence, anyway. Good thing the teevee folks managed to fanagle a strong Week One slate. Among the fixtures Hippo suggests watching: Paedo State (+5.5) at Wisconsin (Noon, Fox) Walking penis James Franklin is
JV NFL Opening(ish) Night! Open Thread
The tevee fuckadoos called last Saturday "Week Zero" - even though the results count (sorry, Cornfuckers). So in a technical sense (the best kind of right!) tonight is Week 1 kickoff. You have some halfway decent fixtures! Temple (+14) at Rutgers (6:30, BTN) Y'all remember I called (and wagered) the ML for
Late Afternoon/Evening 28 August Open Thread
Chip Kelly's sweaty tits deserve their own thread, you know? Hawaii (+18) at Westwood Klavern (3:30, ESPN) $20 on the Rainbow Warriors to win - who says no?? Fuck you, YOU have a problem. Later, NFLN has a doubleheader of Tits/Bearistocrats (7:00) and Spanoi/SeaTruthers (10:00). I mean, what the fuck else is one to
Saturday Smorgasboard Lesser Footy (and one JV Offering!) Open Thread
Supporters across the Premiership anxiously wait, as deadline day (1 Sept) approaches. For some, it's wondering if Santa will arrive and/or how much cool new shit they get. For others (cough, cough, Everton) it's praying The Grinch doesn't take away everything. Including the will to live. But first, we got fixtures
I Hate 2021 Already Lesser Footy Thread
Boxing Day In Our Year of #NuAIDS!
Festively Lesser y Championship(ish) Sabado
Here comes the deliriously jam-packed Premiership Festivus period, with the added entropy that is #NuAIDS. A good opportunity to see some of your favoUrite side's depth options! You're not setting your alarm to watch the German Elton John kick the tar shit (and whine incessantly) out of Uncle Woy's ti-wud Pawace.