A Dark and Foggy Night

BrettFavresColonoscopy - October 31, 2020October 31, 2020

It was a dark and stormy night, and with the local all you can eat buffet closed, there was nowhere for Coach to go for another four rounds of prime rib. So he headed to the local convenience store to forage for hand pies. As one does. Not unsurprisingly, the convenience

EXCLUSIVE: CORONAVIRUS CANCELS CHARGERS 2020 SEASON!!!!!!!

Life as We Know It

Old School Zero - March 13, 2020March 13, 2020

My fellow Winstonians, I come before you bearing the scoop of the offseason! In our present moment, where the sport-o-sphere is gripped in the fever of a virus of such power unseen since Jim Rome tried to eradicate his Clones, it behooves us to take nothing for granted, even the omnipresent

The Bleergh Report – Conference weekend

Game Time Decision - January 29, 2020January 29, 2020

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here are the Conference weekend's best and worst penalties. I was unable to find the data in anything other than PDF (NFL gamesheets) this week, so these numbers are what I found from said game sheets. Here's a random breakdown of

The Bleergh Report – Divisional weekend

Game Time Decision - January 22, 2020January 21, 2020

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here are the Divisional weekend's best and worst penalties. I was unable to find the data in anything other than PDF (NFL gamesheets) this week, so these numbers are what I found from said game sheets. Here's a random breakdown of

The Bleergh Report – Wildcard weekend

Game Time Decision - January 17, 2020January 16, 2020

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here are the Wildcard weekend's best and worst penalties. I was unable to find the data in anything other than PDF (NFL gamesheets) this week, so these numbers are what i found from said game sheets. For those keeping track

What Day Is It Today? Thursday? Evening Open Thread

Open Threads

BrettFavresColonoscopy - January 2, 2020January 2, 2020

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Oh, hi there. As you've likely noted, BrewHombreRoy is off looking for clues in a series of brutal hobo murders. For those of you that don't know me, I'm BrettFavresColonoscopy, I lackadaisically write the DFO mailbag, and I'm filling in just for tonight. I insert a lot of extraneous links

The Bleergh Report – Week 16

Game Time Decision - January 2, 2020January 2, 2020

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here's week sixteen's best and worst penalties**. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties. I may or may not try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties. I'm sure

Bleerghmas

Game Time Decision - December 24, 2019December 23, 2019

Twas the night before Bleergmas, when all through the stadium Not a creature was stirring, not even a black cat* The headsets were hung by the goal posts with care, In hopes that St. Bleergh soon would be there; The players were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of touchdowns danced in their

The Bleergh Report – Week 15

Game Time Decision - December 19, 2019December 19, 2019

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here's the week fifteen's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties. I may or may not try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties. I'm

The Bleergh Report – Week 14

Game Time Decision - December 13, 2019December 13, 2019

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here's the week fourteens's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties. I may or may not try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties. I'm

The Bleergh Report – Week 13

Game Time Decision - December 6, 2019December 6, 2019

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here's the week thirteen's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties. I may or may not try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties. I'm

The Bleergh Report – Week 12

Game Time Decision - November 29, 2019November 27, 2019

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here's the week twelves's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties. I may or may not try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties. I'm