“So Far, So Good” Said The Skydiver With No Parachute: 2023 Tampa Bay Buccaneers at the Bye (and Open Thread)

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - October 10, 2023October 10, 2023

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MAYHEM'S 2023 PREDICTION: "4-13. Look for Ryan Tannehill or Kirk Cousins to sign here next year if they don't have the draft position for a top-tier QB." HOW'S THAT LOOKING?: Not great, Bob! The Bucs are currently 3-1, and that is their best-likely-case scenario. Sure, a radioactive cheese steak could have

Burdened with Glorious Purpose: 2023 Buffalo Bills Preview and Tuesday Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - August 22, 2023August 22, 2023

2022 PREDICTION: 9-8 2022 REALITY: 13-3! (No record for Cincy game, on account of Damar Hamlin temporarily dying) From last year's Preview: There is nothing more depressing to a Bills fan than an expectation of success. We can't cope with it, because of our near-religious faith in The Narrative. The Narrative has taught us

MRSA MRSA MAAAAAN: 2023 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Season Preview (and Open Thread)

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - August 15, 2023August 15, 2023

2022 PREDICTION: Optimistic 2022 REALITY: Bad, but good enough for the NFC South title Coming off a 13-4 season and a close loss to the eventual champion Rams, Tampa had reason to feel good about their chances. Tom Brady returned from 40 days in the desert of spending time with his beautiful

Can’t We Just Hit “Simulate Season”?: 2023 Carolina Panthers Season Preview

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - August 14, 2023August 14, 2023

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2022 PREDICTION: Bad 2022 REALITY: Worse (but not bad enough) The Carolina Panthers. They have been in the league for nearly 30 years, and yet they have never shaken that Expansion Franchise stink despite playing in two Super Bowls- which I attribute to their insistence on teal-adjacent colors. They exist solely to

Your Boots on the Grounds! Thursday Night Open Thread

BrettFavresColonoscopy - July 13, 2023July 13, 2023

Happy Thursday! I'm tired, you're tired, it's hot out, let's skip the preamble and get on with it. I did NOT go to the All Star Game this week, mainly because I didn't care about it (or frankly remember that it was happening/happened until Weaselo's mention in last night's open thread).

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Your BattleBots Beat Bracket Watch

Senor Weaselo - March 29, 2023March 29, 2023

The season starts back up tomorrow because of the midseason Madness break. Because they don't want BattleBots competing with the chaos that has ensued. (FAU? Hooty hoot, motherfuckas!) Anyway, I've been keeping track, fightwise and done my own crib notes. I'd call it Bubble Watch, but ESPN took that. I know

Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 14” Thursday Night Open Thread

DFOing Good

BrettFavresColonoscopy - March 23, 2023March 23, 2023

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Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk show format with a specialized host and topic. Well, we ain’t exactly doing Pod Flies Open around here, but what about in written form, maybe

Your “It Takes Two to Tango (At Least Without TNF)” Thursday Night Open Thread

DFOing Good

BrettFavresColonoscopy - January 19, 2023January 19, 2023

Happy Thursday! The NFL season is over. Not for the 8 teams left but for the 24 teams at home with their families (does not apply to certain TB Bucs). And Thursday night football won't rejoin our lives for like 33 weeks. Which means we don't have Scotchy to kick

Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 7” Tuesday Night Open Thread

Open Threads

BrettFavresColonoscopy - September 27, 2022September 27, 2022

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Can I Get an Amen!?!: 2022 Buffalo Bills Preview and Tuesday Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - September 6, 2022September 6, 2022

2021 PREDICTION: 13-4, AFC Champions 2021 REALITY: 11-6, Divisional Round loss in an instant classic It is dark times for the Buffalo Bills faithful. It's not just Eric from Lackawanna putting his injury settlement on the line picking them to go to the Super Bowl. It's everyone. The Bills are currently 7:2

Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 6 AKA BOTG: BFC’s Vacation” Tuesday Night Open Thread

BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 30, 2022August 30, 2022

Oh Boy! Sunday Night with Litre.

litre_cola - August 28, 2022August 30, 2022

Good day to you, I hope you said your prayers and took your vitamins. This is the second last week that you have to deal with my ridiculoUsness. Honestly hat tip to Yeah Right, the absent BeerguyRob, and all of those who do a weekly post here. Your creativeness and