Drunken Ramblings of a Jew on Christmas / Christmas Eve into Christmas Morning Open Thread

BrettFavresColonoscopy - December 24, 2020December 25, 2020

When I started writing this, it was in the wee hours of Christmas Eve Eve, when the nerdy kids are checking NORAD's Santa Tracker, the kids that bully those kids are starting to sweat a little, and I'm enough cocktails in that I've just started throwing some new combinations together

We need a Post! Saturday Open Thread!

litre_cola - May 9, 2020

Good morning! I realized we have lost our Hippo to Championship Manager 2020 so here is an abbreviated Open thread. I still have things to say SO STRAP IN, or just skip the words like most do when I start talking! Hope everyone is safe and if you are in Georgia

Saturday Evening Post: Hate Week Concludes.

yeah right - February 1, 2020February 1, 2020

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Banner Image Via ME Motherfuckers! Good evening everyone. That beautiful goddamn banner photo was taken by your humble narrator personally last November 30th for the very last concert EVER! from Slayer. Brother DJ Taj and I are both thrash metal maniacs and for me this was the 4th time I've seen

“C*ck Weasel” and Other Terms of Affection: Your Monday of Hate Week 2020 Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - January 27, 2020January 27, 2020

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Brothers and sisters, I welcome you to DFO Hate Week 2020. Hate Week is our annual pre-Super Bowl spiritual enema, casting out the residual toxins of the Season That Was and preparing ourselves for the new and exciting toxins to come. Today, I present my List of Unpopular Opinions. Feel free to

MOST GLORIOUS EL BEISBOL CARDINALS (and some NFL thing) Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - October 14, 2019

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That's right, kids- Uncle Scotchy is...indisposed for the evening. Some people just can't hold their chloroform. WHICH MEANS that Ol' Reverend Mayhem is driving the train tonight, and he's all hopped up on the Halloween candy Dr. Mrs. Mayhem bought and tried to stash away. CAN'T HIDE THE REESE'S FROM ME,

Your Thursday Evening Holy Cow It’s CARDINALS SEASON! Open Thread

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - July 25, 2019July 25, 2019

Hello to my favorite gosh-darned people on the internet from your old pal, Internet Dad. I'm wandering in tonight as a last minute replacement for our usual bunch of slapdicks, so let's really let loose. It's weekend custody Dad tonight, so get ready to eat a cold can of chili

It’s time to feel better! Saturday Evening open Thread

yeah right - July 14, 2018

Evening folks! A quick heads-up, Sunday Gravy will be on a one week hiatus due to our extensive coverage of the World Cup. It will return next week. Be sure to get up nice and early tomorrow as our less footy footy experts prepare you for tomorrow's World Cup final between France

Saturday Morning Lesser Footy and JV Hoopsball Morning Thread.

litre_cola - March 10, 2018March 9, 2018

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Morning commentists. It is one of Hippo's substitutes here for the futbol and college basketball analysis. This in depth analysis is from someone who enjoys it purely for gambling purposes but then again that is probably true for most sporting events. I bet on a Brazilian basketball game the other

“Umm, you aren’t beerguyrob” Saturday night’s Open Thread.

litre_cola - September 23, 2017September 23, 2017

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Good evening everyone it is I the substitute for Beerguyrodrigo who I believe is currently running bootleg jeans down to America. I hope he doesn't get busted and will send me some candycorn m&m's for me to do a Baking with Litre post. For those of you who just come

Your “Holy Shit It’s Viper!” Thursday Afternoon Thread

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 6, 2017July 6, 2017

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Greetings from sunny Rialto, California. That's not where I am right now - it's where I'll be when this open thread posts. The forecast for today calls for a high of 103°, and I'll be working outdoors. (Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - Artist's Conception) The work is relatively straightforward, and I should be able to

Champions League Final, el finale, el final.

litre_cola - June 3, 2017

So it has come to this, we have the Old Lady v Blancos for the YUGE trophy, no, the YUGEST trophy in glorious Cardiff Wales! Seriously have you seen the size of this thing? Compared to the World Cup trophy it is a wee bit excessive. Perhaps UEFA has a

Your “I Still Refuse to Spend a Dime” Saturday Evening Open Thread

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - October 1, 2016October 1, 2016

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Last week, the Browns showed incredible heart by battling back from a 24-13 deficit in the fourth quarter to tie the game and put themselves in position to win outright, only for their brand-new kicker Cody Parkey to miss 46-yard field goal attempt (his third miss of the day) as