Your “Sir Doug Nicholls Round AFL Recap” Thursday Night Open Thread

BrettFavresColonoscopy - May 25, 2023May 24, 2023

Evening. Five posts in one month from this guy? I guess you all can't get rid of me. This past weekend was the AFL's Sir Doug Nicholls Round, and while you may recognize that term from Balls's previous writeups, I thought maybe tonight I could do an homage to BeerGuyRob and

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: “Summer” Break

Senor Weaselo - May 24, 2023May 24, 2023

Well, nothing fancy or schmancy on the block tonight, but hey, semester's over, I get myself a little break before the summer classes start, if I'll be there for those. So for once I'm writing this up from the confines of Apartment Weaselo! It's nice in that I didn't travel

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Teams on the Run

Senor Weaselo - May 17, 2023May 17, 2023

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P_VfLun96o It's the tale of teams trying or successfully moving. Or staying put. Or something. First, we have the A's, and fuck Fisher, sell the team, or at the very least, figure out what the fuck "binding" means. Although I thought the Tropicana *puts 30 seconds on the clock* -Was in St.

Your Substitute Sunday Night Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - May 14, 2023May 13, 2023

DonT is off tonight. I can't remember if it was something about a "deposition" or a "deep position in your mom." Speaking of, how was everyone's mother's day? Sufficiently loaded with guilt about how you didn't quite do enough or did too much in a poorly thought out attempt to offset

Your “Mock What Now?” Thursday Night Open Thread

BrettFavresColonoscopy - May 11, 2023May 11, 2023

Banner Photo from MST3K's twitter As you all know, during the offseason, Horatio runs a series of mock drafts to keep us from working entertained on Mondays. Two Mondays ago, that installment centered around comedy movies and DAMN did the kommentariat step up to the plate and crush that grapefruit over

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Congressional Mad Libs!

Senor Weaselo - May 10, 2023May 10, 2023

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In a move that shocks either nobody or everybody, New York Congressman George Santos turned himself in as the Justice Department this morning and is facing 13 charges: seven counts of wire fraud, three counts of money laundering, one count of theft of public funds, and two counts of lying

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Meanwhile, in the City…

Senor Weaselo - May 3, 2023May 3, 2023

Welp, what do we got for today? Apart from disproportionate Knicks hype, as of course, is tradition. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHSa0IHfQaE This gives a slight sigh of relief after an absolutely awful showing from the Rangers apart from their goalie. As, of course, is also tradition. No Quit in New York? Yeah, it's not good when

Horatio Does The 2023 Draft, V It’s Like 3.0 Now

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Horatio Cornblower - April 27, 2023April 27, 2023

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I'm writing this Sunday, April 23rd, and of course by that I mean that I'm re-writing it on Tuesday, April 25th, because the Jets and Packers decided that three days before the draft was the perfect time to pull the trigger on the Rodgers deal and fuck me over. So

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: QAARON’S QAVE WATQH QONQLUDES.

Senor Weaselo - April 26, 2023April 26, 2023

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This is this most work my Q key has probably ever gotten. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYonSOkZ5ZE I look forward to Aaron Rodgers playing exactly 65% of the offensive snaps, and then inexplicably falling off a metaphorical cliff. Possibly a physical cliff. More likely a bad trip. Regardless, like the Favre trade, I'm expecting this to

Your “Freeform Reflections on Aging” Thursday Night Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - April 20, 2023April 20, 2023

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Banner Photo Credit: Olivia Dickson Design Yesterday marked my birthday. As one of my old former bosses used to say, it was a double click on the odometer. Can't say that anything clicked in terms of some great epiphany or other profundity though. I did keep thinking about my dad's 40th

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Fun With Flags!

Senor Weaselo - April 19, 2023April 19, 2023

No, this is not the Sheldon Cooper Big Bang Theory segment. This is part 2 of Senor's spring break, where Senorita Weaselo and I went upstate and checked out a Buddhist Temple outside of Poughkeepsie. It was really windy that day, so after seeing absolutely no one there (is there

It’s a very Special Tuesday Open Thread

yeah right - April 18, 2023

banner image via Hey hey folks! Fuck am I doing here? Since it's pretty goddamn far away from Sunday morning that can only mean I'm guest hosting. Neat! Playoffs all up in this motherfucker tonight. NHL gives us Rangers at Devils - already going Lightning at Leafs - always fun to see everyone's least favorite NHL team