Your “Who’s That Mysterious Figure?” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

BrettFavresColonoscopy - November 29, 2020November 29, 2020

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It was a cold night. Not historically cold or even stereotypically cold given how goddamn freezing it can get around these parts but just objectively and objectionably cold. I hate it when people dismiss temperatures in the 20s (that's Fahrenheit, obviously) as "not that bad"--Fuck you, when condensation chills to

Request Line: Ain’t No Party Like a Boat Party Because a Boat Party Floats On

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 10, 2018August 9, 2018

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY. The studio is a little busier than usual today. A GUEST PRODUCER and DJ 3000 are in the control booth mildly bickering rather than engaging with this week's host. GUEST PRODUCER punches a button marked TALKBACK, pauses open mouthed, then releases the button and turns to

Your “Are Duke Harry and Duchess Meghan Divorced Yet?” Sunday Late Afternoon/Early Evening Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - May 20, 2018May 20, 2018

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Photo Credit: USA Today Scene: Nottingham Cottage on the sprawling Kensington Palace Grounds. A beautiful woman and her ginger husband are basking in their freshly wedded bliss Duke of Sussex: Ay, love, this is the best. Just you and me and all these servants, and the paparazzi as soon as we step outside.

Request Line: Things You Maybe Heard Right

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - April 20, 2018April 19, 2018

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY. A grizzled old man settles into the chair behind the microphone. He looks through the glass at the GUEST PRODUCER, who has been silently staring at him since his arrival at the station. The grizzled old man starts to talk but wisely thinks better of it

2017 Quotables – Week 16 (Results)

BrettFavresColonoscopy - December 30, 2017December 31, 2017

Photo Credit: NY Post I'd make a "The Apple doesn't fall far from the tree" joke, but honestly, the above-pictured Eli looks more like a penis in that hoodie than he does a fruit. Speaking of circumcision, some tough cuts in this week's quotables. It was a holiday weekend, so like late

2017 Quotables – Week 15 Results

BrettFavresColonoscopy - December 22, 2017December 22, 2017

Banner Image from Pinterest. What? Screw you. And yes, he is a big ol' meathead. Buenos días, damas y caballeros. Your usual consigliere de Quotables has decided that you all deserve his entertainment but not his judgment. So you're stuck with me. Boo fucking hoo. This week's submissions here. You'll note not all

Your “We Could Use Another Miracle Right About Now” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - December 12, 2017December 12, 2017

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Evening, dick jokers and jokerettes. As you may have heard, resident open threader BrewHomeyRex is on leave this weekly, likely exploiting free Canadian health care and bragging about his head-of-state's glove size. But enough about maple leaf condoms, I volunteered to fill in today for two reasons: Chanukah and the

Your “Sunday Night Is For The Birds” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

BrettFavresColonoscopy - December 3, 2017December 3, 2017

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Banner image from NBC Sports Evening, degenerates. Your usual sot/introducer was unable to cobble together enough enthusiasm to slog through three of these open threads today, and who can blame him? I climbed out of the content mines juuuuust long enough to hit 30,000 feet and write up a little something

Quotables Week 13 Submissions – Balls Filling in Edition

ballsofsteelandfury - December 6, 2016December 4, 2016

As you are aware if you read last week's Quotables, I am your substitute teacher, Balls, Mr. ofSteelandFury if you will, and I am here to... WHO THREW THAT SPITBALL?? As I was saying, we will have a... DID YOU FART, MR. OfSpam? Ok, now as I was OH GOOD GOD MAN WHAT DID