Thursday Night Preseason “Action”

In a pair of match-ups truly worthy of what we’ve come to expect from Thursday Night Football, tonight we’re “treated” to Washington and Detroit at 7:30, and the “marquee” game of The Factory of Sadness against everyone’s favorite pussytubing coach and his collection of quarterbacks who somehow are still on a professional football team not named the Jets or Jaguar’s roster.

Cleveland and Buffalo is somehow on The World Wide Leader, so at the very least we get to experience some THIS GUY-isms. You’ve got nothing else to do tonight, so join us for the DERPENINGS.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m watching the Eagles-Colts preseason game…replayed from nearly a week ago…on a plane. Where did things go wrong?

Enrico Pallazzo

Hello, all. Just wanted to chime in to say that Jay Gruden is incompetent. I’d rather have Deez Nuts coach the Skins.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

How can you tell? That is one of the shittiest teams talent-wise in this leeeeeg.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Ok, I am out for the night. I feel like I should add one more pic before I go to bed but I am lazy. Just going to bed

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

So got to this weeks Mr Robot. I want to bitch

Spoilers

Seriously, do not read this if you want to be spoiled

NSFW komment to break it up even more

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Really they fucking went with Fight Club after saying repeatedly the mystery wasn’t that. I mean the story was great but it was still Fight Club

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

l want it known for the record I added like 15 extra returns between my comments, your html corrected it.

laserguru

I’m gonna say that if you look at our home page right now with the display and the stories and the diversity?

We’re entering rarefied air folks.

Come back and visit folks!

We’re just getting warmed up!

I have not yet begun to defile myself!

Cuntler

Individually we are the worst, together we are the best. No, you’re drunk.

DFO 2015

ballsofsteelandfury

I thought about making this a standalone post, but it’s late, I’m tired, and I gotta get up early tomorrow. This is some funny AFL shit:
https://youtu.be/E9N0M1h8r_A

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Before I leave, just want to say that Josh McCown was sacked 3 times in 14 dropbacks.

Just…think about that.

entropy

Hot damn this was fun. See ya next time.

montythisseemsstrangetome

Goodnight all, was a good thread tonight. Thanks WCS for getting it up.

Heh heh, getting it up.

SonOfSpam

Ok, posting is all fucked up (because of me). So good night all. Love you!

SonOfSpam

(Was supposed to go below “Browns move to LA” post. Apologies.)

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/W647gDp-u-s/hqdefault.jpg

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
SonOfSpam

No, no, let’s not have any of that talk. We don’t have enough water here to spontaneously combust.

Sill Bimmons

What if there are sodium salespersons present?

SonOfSpam

Ya know, the Browns might have a few things to work on before the season starts.

entropy

Their proposal to move to LA being one of them?

montythisseemsstrangetome

I don’t know, looked like mid-season form to me.

montythisseemsstrangetome

Our long national nightmare is over.

Sill Bimmons

Oops, sorry about the double post!

entropy

SLAPS ASS, HARD!

SonOfSpam

That ripple is hypnotic. It’s like a lava lamp.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Hypno-Ripple; sounds like a poor man’s Bill Cosby drink.

Sep

Mesmerizing…

Why Thank You Eddie

I suppose you’re telling us to go home. Well I’m already home!

ballsofsteelandfury

Best ever

Why Thank You Eddie

Oh you.

entropy

How difficult do you think it is to talk yourself into actually enjoying Cleveland football each year? Like, “I’ll just have ONE more drink and then I’m totally going home” difficult, or “he/she’s not THAT ugly” difficult?

Why Thank You Eddie

11-10. I wonder is OJ is watching. He probably thinks Johnny is a righteous dude.