In a pair of match-ups truly worthy of what we’ve come to expect from Thursday Night Football, tonight we’re “treated” to Washington and Detroit at 7:30, and the “marquee” game of The Factory of Sadness against everyone’s favorite pussytubing coach and his collection of quarterbacks who somehow are still on a professional football team not named the Jets or Jaguar’s roster.
Cleveland and Buffalo is somehow on The World Wide Leader, so at the very least we get to experience some THIS GUY-isms. You’ve got nothing else to do tonight, so join us for the DERPENINGS.
I SAY CLUSTER YOU SAY FUCK
CLUSTER
CLUSTER
MANZIEL
MANZIEL
Damn! I should have gone to the local Bills bar to watch this pre-season game! Oh well, regrets, I have a few.
I’m rooting for the penalty flags to win this game.
Ask and ye shall receive.
The flags were a 4 point favorite.
One of my co-workers thinks Tony Romo is cute. Luckily she is a Bears fan and understands NFC East rivalries and therefore understands why I hate everything Cowboy. My office is pretty odd. In my group, all the women are football fans and none of the men.
That’s got to be the best Happy Hour ever.
Then I’m guessing some of your male co-workers would find Romo cute as well.
Also, if you hate everything Cowboy, why were you puking and threatening to fight every something at the last Kenny Chesney concert?
THIS GUY JOHHNY MANZIEL I CALL HIM FOURDOWNS BECAUSE HE’S GOT FOUR DOWNS
Well, if the Bills can put up eleven points in a worthless preseason game in Cleveland, just imagine what they can ok this is stupid these teams are just two of the worst of this or any season and I hope we never see them again until like 2019 or so.
Wow. Who is Fan Bingbing? She’s the Chinese actress that made $21 million
Aw phooey!
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#NotAllAsianDogs
Even in the preseason the Browns will fuck up royally. So let it be written, so let it be done.
Good for you EJ Manual! *patronizing head pat*
WAGONS.
CIRCLED.
Oh my Lord… this game may go to overtime.
“I sure hope so!”
– No one, anywhere in the world.
Hole. E. Sheet.
I’ve seen actual clusterfucks more competent than this.
sup lily
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She must really have to pee. So do I.
The more things change…
There’s something…”gritty” about that play. Like someone gave 110%.
I don’t know, I saw it as “scrappy.”
like they drew it up
Pictured : RG3 after tonight’s game
WILL THE BROWNS HOLD?
WILL THE WAGONS BE CIRCLED?
WILL ANYONE GIVE A SHIT EITHER WAY?
FIND OUT AFTER THESE IMPORTANT MESSAGES!
Oh you’re just dying for Fehkr to show up, aren’t you.
Gar’ Dach!
I’ve asked that first question after many a late-night Taco Bell run.
Dear. Sweet. Jesus.
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Oh Tivo, why do you think I would prefer to watch something other than the 4th quarter of a preseason game between two mediocre at best teams? You don’t know me at all.
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NSFW or Aaron rodgers
I think Aaron Rodgers might be among the ONLY people she’s safe from..
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grrr
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Your Grandma had nice tits
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NSFW
Ok folks its Nice to see eveyone coming togethere as a komunity here. This is still only the second week of preseason but we are working off the ring rust for sure.
Not going to lie some of yall were a bit sloppy in the first quarter and flubbed some key plays. But that is why we komment on these games to get these kinks out of the way. I expect everyone to reread these komments on your own and make notes on what you could have done better. Ok Bring it in… DFO on three
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DFO!!!!
SEVEN!
That’s what you always say.
Well I didn’t show up til after halftime.
What’d you say about my wife?
/takes drunken swing
THREE
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PENIS
Somebody give WCS the concussion protocol again…. Remember, it’s Jameson, beer of choice, Jameson *again,* and then ask him to count to potato.
That is one empty stadium. I especially enjoy the people in the upper upper decks who haven’t moved closer.
Well, they actually live there, so they can’t leave.
Factory Sadness Workers. Sad.
WOO TROUT RBI DOUBLE!
I mean, nice throw or run or tackle, whoever you are.
Looks like that clown Manziel has done it again. What a bunch of clown.
One day Johnny Football will grow up and be addressed as John Foot
Who is John Foot?
Whoever he is, he dropped the ball.
Rex’s online persona.
His nickname is Jack Pigskin, which is occasionally what Mrs Trump has to do.
HA!
A FOOTBALLING
I hope Gruden takes Tirico to a Metallica concert one day. Bonding!
FFL Inside Info Alert: Dan Orlovsky has already thrown 2 TDs tonight for the Lions, so if you draft Stafford, be sure you handcuff (any Raiders fans in the area) properly.
Sorry, forgot to include:
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Worked on my wedding night.
Sweet, uuhhh, chops Manziel. Or whatever that shit propagating on your face is.
COMEBACK NOBODY CIRCLES THE WAGONS ETC ETC
Without Top Gear, how will I know which luxury car to want, despite the fact that I live in a city and have no plans to buy any sort of car?
Their new Netflix show starting next year?
Amazon
There is a player named Wynn on the Browns. This is one of the few times those two will be mentioned this year.
/Wynn will be cut next week
What just happened? How did the scoreboard increase so dramatically?
It’s called a touching down, I believe.
Ask Josh Duggar about that.
HAR
Lo, we art truly blessed with the best football the universe has to offer.
WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDERP
You know who else is always ready for a Hot Receiver, Gruden?
That’s right, the Sex Cannon.
THIS MANZIEL, I CALL HIM MANZIEL. BECAUSE MANZIEL. CONFIDENCE. JOHNNY. CONFIDENZIEL.
Touch…down?
There’s also a 2007 Alabama/Arkansas game on ESPN Classic that I don;t remember who won. Exciting! The perks of being old and all forgett-y
That’s why I like watching my wedding night video every few years, trying to remember who came first.
(Turns out it’s a trick question. Whiskey dick and all.)
Hey, everyone! The Pirates just beat the San Francisco Giants, 4-0, and are—
[is knocked unconsciousness by deluge of empty liquor bottles]
Either Most Glorious Baseball Cardinals or the Dirt Stillers are gonna host the Wild Card with 100 wins. That’s pretty terrifying.
Are you okay? You were knocked unconscious and you seemed to think the Buccs were called the Pirates and that the Giants had moved from New York to San Francisco and that there was a game where the only scores were two safeties!
I know! My FBL 2B Neil Walker hit a two-run–
[gets pelted with half-full keg of Bud Light]
Um, half full? Are you not telling us something?
Cutch looks a little small to play center but he’s surprisingly effective.
Football-faithlessness warning: Just might be switching to Angels game, even though the football game is MOTHERFUCKING RIVETING.
It he only reason I watched as much of this as I did is because the Mets are off tonight. By the time they get to truly tanking their season, the Jets will begin, and seven months out of twelve have their sports futility already covered!
Gruden’s favorite videos are the ones in which two guys are in someone’s A-gap at the same time.
“Yeah, I watch a lot of that film too.”
– Aaron Rodgers
Is this the Subway Anonymous meeting?
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Did he bring brownies? I hope he brought brownies!
THE NEUTRALEST OF ALL INFRACTIONS
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Rex Ryan’s “Exotic Looks” formations are all foot-shaped.
3-3. 3 seconds in the 3rd. Its the devil I tells ya!
Holy shit! 200 comments for preseason shit games? !?
shit preseason games need the MOST commenting!
Even commenting needs a preseason.