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Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Cassie Chadwick
Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! I hope Eddie George comes through with this Tennessee…
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Your “Final Day of the Beer Selling Season” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Today is the last day of the regular season at The Nat, so forgive me if the preview is short. I’m excited because people…
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CFL Beat: Week 5
Sports are nowhere near as much of a shitshow as the Republican National Convention is this week. Thank you, Cleveland, for containing almost all…
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Tebow At The Convention
Tim Tebow was rumored to be a featured speaker at the Republican National Convention this week in Cleveland. Alas, Tebow himself shot down the…
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Haslam Shrugged
The doorbell was ringing like an alarm, In a long, demanding scream, broken by the impatient stabs of someone’s frantic finger. Leaping out of…
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Johnny Highball: A Browns Post-Bye Week
So the Browns, despite being a consensus bottom-two team in the NFL this season, are back in the headlines. Sure, a few impressive McCown performances…
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In Which We Rank Athletes From Other Sports At Their Potential Ability to Play Football
OK, Thursday night. REAL LIFE ACTUAL HONEST-TO-GOD PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL THAT’S NOT THE CFL. Less than 12 hours until all our hopes and dreams are…
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Thursday Night Preseason “Action”
In a pair of match-ups truly worthy of what we’ve come to expect from Thursday Night Football, tonight we’re “treated” to Washington and Detroit…