2020 Quotables – Week 8 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - November 4, 2020November 4, 2020

I had to do this in block editor so I hope it does not suck. So let's roll those dice and go to war with the post we have, not the post we want. You Week 8 Quotables are below.

2020 Quotables – Week 7 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 30, 2020October 30, 2020

It's-a-me, your favorite infrequent DFO contributor and self-loathing Eagles fan, WhyEaglesWhy! Thanks to blaxabbath for asking me to participate, and I hope someday he'll tell me what his username means.* The astute reader will note that several of blaxabbath's placeholder Quotables this week followed a theme. Namely, that yet again, a

2020 Quotables – Week 7 (Submission)

blaxabbath - October 27, 2020

So I hope you all enjoyed Friday's changeup from #blaxthoughts. As you have all seen, I don't have much to add to this space and with DTZM still cracking down on the word counts, I figured Quotables Results is as good a spot as any to establish a sort of

2017 Quotables – Wild Card Round (Results)

blaxabbath - January 12, 2018January 12, 2018

Nah, it's just the image. I don't actually have anything to say about the officials this postseason. I mean, nothing that hasn't been said already. Personally, I think they should just get rid of replay -- with the exception of coach's challenges, scoring plays, turnovers, and inside two minutes (which I

2017 Quotables – Week 16 (Results)

BrettFavresColonoscopy - December 30, 2017December 31, 2017

Photo Credit: NY Post I'd make a "The Apple doesn't fall far from the tree" joke, but honestly, the above-pictured Eli looks more like a penis in that hoodie than he does a fruit. Speaking of circumcision, some tough cuts in this week's quotables. It was a holiday weekend, so like late

2017 Quotables – Week 15 Results

BrettFavresColonoscopy - December 22, 2017December 22, 2017

Banner Image from Pinterest. What? Screw you. And yes, he is a big ol' meathead. Buenos días, damas y caballeros. Your usual consigliere de Quotables has decided that you all deserve his entertainment but not his judgment. So you're stuck with me. Boo fucking hoo. This week's submissions here. You'll note not all

2017 Quotables — Week 8 Results

Ball already across the line? Touchdown Seahawks!

Quotables

BrettFavresColonoscopy - November 3, 2017November 3, 2017

SCENE: Deep in the #Content mines of DFO, a group of trained monkeys--I mean DFO writers--are shackled to their typewriters. Someone gave tWBS a laptop once, and after that, no one was issued a wifi-enabled device ever again. Quietly, nearly imperceptibly, YEAHRIGHT and SHOGUN MARCUS begin whispering to each other,

[DFO] Archives: Quotables (Submissions)

blaxabbath - July 25, 2017July 25, 2017

Bringing you all the sporting world news that's fit to view, let's take a look at the wacky young sport that is taking the United States by storm - football. Already a staple of many college-educated citizens, where the pomp and pageantry of alumnus institutions are best compared by the

Quotables Week 14 – Results Awesomeness

theeWeeBabySeamus - December 16, 2016December 15, 2016

Am I overselling it? Really? I thought "Awesomeness" was pretty good. No? OK, my agent has instructed me to state that "Awesomeness" is a word chosen by me, personally, and does not necessarily reflect the opinions or interests of the [DFO] Network or any of its subsidiaries. But fuck them....I think you