Sexy Friday – 20231006

TGIF! It's October everyone! Which means it's time for pumpkin spiced everything! And Christmas decorations at your local Costco! But for me, this is the time of year to eat all the Kit Kats and Reeses Pieces. Survival - Personal Edition Today's lesson is pretty straightforward. But, even the simplest of tasks

Sexy Friday – 20230929

TGIF! Who's ready for another weekend crossover edition of Swifty and the NFL? Well, it's happening anyway, so brace yourselves. Survival - Personal Edition Today's situation is you've irresponsibly wandered out in nature and forgot to bring your compass. All is not lost! Note that the first two methods are Northern Hemisphere

Sexy Friday – 20230922

TGIF! Everyone do a quick walk around their property in case the military left some equipment there. Survival - Personal Edition One of the favoUrite and fun tactics for companies is saving money. And one of the best ways for them to do it is with layoffs. Good for them, bad for

Sexy Friday – 20230915

TGIF! Glad to see everyone make it through the week without a season ending injury, indictment, or impeachment inquiry! Well, I assume so anyway. Survival - Personal Edition Let's do some parenting advice. Let's say you're the type of irresponsible parent that doesn't have any baby bottles on hand, but you do

Sexy Friday – 20230908

TGIF! Football is back! But none tonight, just the JV variety, plus some hot semi tennis action. Unless you have Spectrum, then you get nothing. Anyway, I'm still hungover so let's get this done and dusted. Survival - Personal Edition As mentioned, football is back. And now your weekends are full of

Your 2023-2024 Chicago Bears Preview

Banner photo from here. 3 posts from me in one week? You're fucking welcome. What's that? You have a complaint? What do you mean the NFL season has already started and this preview is late?  The Bears haven't started their season yet, have they? So then it isn't late. Suck it. Anyway,

Green Bay Packers preview

When doing some research for this poorly thought out season preview, I went to see what I said about the Packers last year, but apparently I didn't do that post, but 2 years ago I did and one thing that did stand out to me was this: ...how long does Rodgers

Sexy Friday – 20230901

TGIF! And it's Labor Day weekend! Also, JV NFL is back! There's currently a war going on to claim the title of Miami. Good luck, Ohio! Survival - Personal Edition Well, hurricane season has washed ashore. This can be a dangerous time for those in a hurricane's path. It's also dangerous if

Sexy Friday – 20230825

TGIF! Happy 4th indictment week! Also, happy week 0 for JV footy, for those that celebrate. Survival - Preseason Edition Knee Biters vs Jerry Richardson 3/5 Memorials. CBS @ 7PM DFOST Bryce Young will be playing. So there's that. This is also a week 5 preview for these two teams. CAR is

Sexy Friday – 20230818

TGIF! What a weekend we have ahead! Week 2 of the NFL preseason is underway, now featuring some starters. Although last night's "game" was not a harbinger of great things to come. EPL week 2 is here, and the WWC final as well. Survival - Personal Edition Let's do some ice fishing.

Your 2023 Yinzer Forecast:

I apologize in advance for the litany of "Pickett's charge" memes we may be exposed to going forward. This isn't to say PICKETT'S GAHNTA SUPERBOWL all UrinatingTree style. I honestly have no clue what to make of Kenneth Shane Pickett. He looked fine at times in 2022, after Tomlin wasn't feeling like Kissing

Sexy Friday – 20230811

TGIF! Football is back with almost a full schedule too! On a Friday! No doubt conditioning us for an almost full week of football from Thursday to Monday in the future. I, for one, will not fight this development. Survival - Personal Edition Unfortunately, that still leaves a few work days that