Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine, Vol. 1, Issue 2: Divisional Foes and the Best Game in League History?

Senor Weaselo - February 12, 2025February 12, 2025

Welcome back to Nocturnes Magazine, an inside-Wumbo Wednesday inside look at my diceball team in an attempt to get the Hippo to write an unabridged history of the several hundred year reign of Bernard Gilkey at Pretend Man City. WE'D ALL READ IT. --- The Nocturnes started their inaugural campaign by taking

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Let him go, let him go, God bless him.

Senor Weaselo - October 18, 2023October 18, 2023

No news or anything tonight, watch the ALCS or hockey, or Game 4 of the WNBA Finals. Or the Marble League, Qualifiers and Event 1 are up. Here at DFO, we take care of our cars, even if we're not a car blog, except for the first part of Sexy Friday

Your Boredom Alleviating Thursday Afternoon Thread

Senor Weaselo - November 18, 2021November 18, 2021

It's better than drinking the wateriness of Senor Weaselo's Scottish Breakfast tea that he got last December for Christmas. It's decidedly meh. Which is unfortunate because I like my Assams. Well, onto Senorita Weaselo's Hong Kong Black Tea she bought me. I know that's the good stuff. I'd say "onto the news"

Your “Isn’t This the Part…” Final Friday Evening Thread of 2018

Senor Weaselo - December 28, 2018December 28, 2018

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4ZlWEQ17ns Another year, gone and done. Things happened, and now those things are part of the annals of history—no, I said annals, with two Ns, not, never mind. We got a lot to do in this final Friday post, so let's get it started. I want to start off by congratulating everybody

BRING BACK MATT! The DFO Interview: Matt Ufford

Senor Weaselo - August 2, 2018August 2, 2018

In honor of [Door Flies Open]’s third “anniversary” (the site was here before, but… you know), the writing staff… nearly forgot about it. In a way, I feel that's a good thing because it means we've been around for a little while. But once we realized the moment upon us,

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House of Pain: No Heat ‘Til Brooklyn (Or, a Third Hot Sauce Expo Recap)

Senor Weaselo - May 3, 2018May 1, 2018

I promise to keep it shorter this time! Yes, end of April, time for another Hot Sauce Expo excursion to Brooklyn. Though abridged since I taught in the morning and afternoon, and I drove there and parking was… eh, not the worst I've experienced. Thank goodness it was Sunday so no

Partying in the Underworld

Senor Weaselo - January 29, 2018January 29, 2018

It's a rainy Sunday noonish, and a man with a violin is finishing his teaching for the day. Yes, of course it's Senor Weaselo, who else would it be? Senor: All right, done for the day. Maybe I'll get a bagel and a haircut? His phone starts ringing and popping up on the

Your Even More Hastily Put Together 2017 MLB Recap and Postseason Preview

Senor Weaselo - October 3, 2017October 2, 2017

Yes, I know, I know, it's football season and therefore nothing else matters, and you don't see the Canadian Commentist Contingent doing a hockey post for tomorrow (to my knowledge…), but the least I can do is see this through, right? First question, how did I do? AL East Preseason picks: BOS, TOR,

“Dingers, Dingers!” Your Monday Evening HR Derby/ANW Open Thread

Senor Weaselo - July 10, 2017July 10, 2017

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(The terrifying truth, of course, was the steroids.) And now, I think it's the news! NFL News Only 59 days until football! Real football! That counts in the standings! 24 days until I Can't Believe It's Football, the Hall of Fame Game! And 12 days until the first team's first practice! (That would

Boots on the Ground at the NYC Hot Sauce Expo 2: Fear the Reaper

DFOing Good

Senor Weaselo - May 4, 2017May 4, 2017

(Electric Boogaloo didn't quite cut it, nor did The Quickening. Maybe Back 2 Tha Hood but that doesn't work for Greenpoint, too hipster… where was I? Oh yeah.) So another year, another expo, another evening and following day of gastrointestinal discomfort, all that good stuff. I don't have to give as

Your “Wait, Is Anyone Doing an MLB Preview?” MLB Preview!

Senor Weaselo - April 2, 2017April 2, 2017

/looks around Nope? I guess I better get to it. /puts on Yankees cap /gets pelted with… rubber chickens? Come on, you guys, I'm worth more than Svengoolie! /gets pelted with whole raw chickens That's better. Anyway, the baseball season starts in a couple hours and resident Master of Sexymonies theeWeeBabySeamus is unable to reprise his duties

World Baseball Classic Preview Part 2—Miami/Jalisco Pools

Senor Weaselo - March 8, 2017March 7, 2017

Good afternoon #SportsFans. A couple days ago Seamus went over the first two pools of the World Baseball Classic, baseball's answer to the World Cup that deserves partial credit because I guess some people care? You know, like us addicts who miss baseball dearly and can't wait for Opening Day in April