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Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Trofim Lysenko

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The Maestro - July 1, 2021September 28, 2021
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Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! Big news out of the Supreme Court late last week... looks like college sports are gonna be in for a time trying to avoid paying athletes. It was inevitable, really. Some schools were just better than

Operation Stop the Asshole Cheaters (Final Four Preview/Game Thread)

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King Hippo - April 2, 2016April 2, 2016
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Well folks, here we are. Down to four, only one #1 seed, but it's the most evil one of all. Blatant bunch of academic fraudsters, complete with asshole coach who not even veiled subtly threatens minor reporters who dare call out his program and "university" on their bullshit.

Uncle Joe Asks Glorious Proletariat – Initial NOBYL Prize For Week Eight?

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King Hippo - November 3, 2015November 3, 2015
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Warm tidings, dear men and women of Most Glorious Commentist Party. One of your District Kommisars noted a suggestion in your Sunday RiveBrog of awarding weekly "NOBYL Prize" for player who shows most worthy of herp and derp spirit of the Cowboy who drops playoff extra point snaps and

FORWARD! Glorious Red Armies!! Friday Night Open Thread

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King Hippo - October 9, 2015
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This is my way of saying that I am favourably disposed towards the el beisbol Cardinals and the university footy squad of North Carolina State. The less said about the former, the better. I'm just hoping the goat keeps doing its cherished thing. Then the Mets/Dodgers can sweep my

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