Your “I Learned It By Watching You!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - October 24, 2017October 24, 2017

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NFL News: Martavis Bryant has publicly said he wants out of Pittsburgh. The once-suspended WR says that if Pittsburgh won't use him, then they should trade him - or else he will play out his contract and move on. His rookie deal pays him $600,000 this year & $700,000 in

Your “My Buns Have No Seeds” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - July 31, 2017July 31, 2017

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NFL News: Ravens owner Steve Biscotti (pictured right) reached out to people like Ray Lewis to garner possible reactions to the potential signing of Colin Kaepernick. Because Ray Lewis might've helped kill a guy, but Ravens fans DO NOT FORGIVE taking a knee during a ceremonial part of a sporting contest.

Your “Classic Nordberg” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - July 20, 2017July 20, 2017

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NFL News: Given their history as a dumpster fire, it's perhaps not surprising that the Browns' stadium is clapped with the same material as the Grenfell Tower fire. not from the initial construction, but from the refit in 2014. FOX has a sense of irony, as they have assigned Jay

Your “Wait – What’s That On The Horizon?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - July 18, 2017July 18, 2017

The wait is almost over! Five teams - the Ravens, Bears, Cowboys, Jaguars, and Saints - all open training camps tomorrow. It's just first-year players, but it still means the season is approaching. The Cowboys & Cardinals have veterans report by the weekend, because Hall of Fame Game. Oh, and the stadium might

Your “Back to reality, but at least it’s” Wednesday Open Thread

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - July 5, 2017July 5, 2017

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Welcome back to the grind, folks. There may be a few people fortunate, prepared or unemployed enough to not have to work today, but for the vast majority of us, your alarm started screeching at you like the forced laughs of a thousand arthouse movie patrons while it was still dark

Your “One Month Until Camps Open” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - June 26, 2017June 26, 2017

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Most training camps open between July 25-27. As such, it's nothing but "here's how we're gonna do this year" quotes coming out of most players & teams. Of note: NFL Notes: Cam Newton is throwing footballs again, having recovered from shoulder surgery. And get this: he wants to win a Super

Your “Object May Be Closer Than Appears” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - June 22, 2017June 22, 2017

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NFL News: Derek Carr got paid. Five years, $125 million. He's now the highest-paid QB. Jaws isn't sure if ESPN will have him back for the 2017 season. He feels there are more layoffs coming, and the network hasn't yet said what his role will be going forward. Mild Crimebeat!

Your “Well, Here’s Proof There Is No God” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - June 21, 2017June 21, 2017

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To answer the question from last night: $200. NFL News: For reasons that will become apparent after the sun swallows the earth, Jerry Jones & some Hall of Fame folks met the Pope at The Vatican. At least Robert Kraft is an observant Jew, which made the Jerusalem event yesterday make

Your “Daddy Doesn’t Understand It” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - April 24, 2017April 24, 2017

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NHL News: The second-round starts Wednesday with the Western conference matchups, Nashville at St. Louis and Edmonton at Anaheim. NBC is pinning its ratings on Washington-Pittsburgh, putting them in primetime on the weekend. Ottawa-New York & Nashville-St. Louis get the afternoons. Because of the time zones involved, the Edmonton-Anaheim series

Your “Dammit Ratbirds – You Had One Job!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - December 13, 2016December 13, 2016

I don't care - it's the NFL photo of the year. NFL News: Eric Dickerson has already begun trolling Jeff Fisher by saying Jim Harbaugh would be a great Rams coach. Because if anyone knows about tampering with college football, it would be SMU grad Eric Dickerson. At the thought of