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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 6 AKA BOTG: BFC’s Vacation” Tuesday Night Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 30, 2022August 30, 2022
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Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk show format with a specialized host and topic. Well, we ain’t exactly doing Pod Flies Open around here, but what about in written form, maybe

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: RTFM

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Sharkbait - July 1, 2022July 1, 2022
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Apologies up front for the severely half assed and abridged post this week. I've been out of town since last Thursday. I was in a friend's wedding on Saturday, so I had to travel to Maine for the weekend, and then post wedding, I met up with Mrs Sharkbait (who

Boots On The Ground: What I Did On My Summer Vacation

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Beerguyrob - November 20, 2019November 20, 2019
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(I realize this is terribly late, but I promised myself I would post this before I wrote about my recent trip.) As one of DFO's regular vagabonds, I write about some of my personal adventures. I like to think that it helps people think about planning their own vacations around what

Your “What I Did On My Summer Vacation” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - September 5, 2017September 5, 2017
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Not to brag, but I think the high school team my program's attached to just eliminated the Jets from playoff contention. NFL News: Hurricane Irma is playing havoc (HAVOC!) with the NFL's attempts to determine whether the Dolphins - Bucs game will be played. The League has four options - moving

Your “The Drag Queens and the Freaks Are All Out On the Town” Saturday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - July 15, 2017July 15, 2017
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  /logs into the site for the first time in two weeks... 394 PENDING USERS hmm... guess the site is a backdoor into the Democratic Party. Someone better warn RedShirt. Hi everyone! Europe was great. Adele cancelled the show we were supposed to see, but we overcame those odds by drinking wine in Tuscany

Your “WOOO – LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!!11!1!” Thursday Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - June 16, 2016June 16, 2016
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NFL Natterings: The Ravens have released Eugene Monroe. The Ravens say it's for football reasons; Monroe says it's due to his advocacy for medical cannabis. He'll probably be a Seahawk by Monday, where he can enjoy all the Mary Jane he wants. CJ Anderson wants to remind people Mark Sanchez

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