The D of S, Vol II: Ante-Purgatorio

Senor Weaselo - November 18, 2020November 18, 2020

Place: On the boat to the shores Purgatory TWBS: So, what are they all singing? (As per last installment.) Senor: In exitu Israel de Aegypto, "When Israel Came Out of Egypt." There's gonna be some Gregorian chants here, you've been warned. TWBS: Well that sucks. That's shit music that died out centuries ago. Senor:

The D of S, Vol. II: Prologue

Senor Weaselo - November 11, 2020November 10, 2020

Previously, on The D of S: Balls: So, listen. I've got a thing and (looks at bare wrist) will you look at the time! I'm running late! So, I guess I'll be seeing you. TWBS: WHAT?? You're leaving me here? Alone?!? Balls: Well, I'm a dick, but I'm not that big

The D of S, Cerchio Nove

ballsofsteelandfury - November 4, 2020October 26, 2020

Place: At the beginning of the Ninth and Final Circle of Hell Time: Two minutes after TWBS got the shit scared out of him by the loudest ass hockey horn he's ever heard. TWBS: Ok, so if they're not towers, what are they? The duo continue walking and finally TWBS

The D of S, Cerchio Otto

ballsofsteelandfury - October 28, 2020October 24, 2020

Place: At the top of the bloody waterfall and that's not a British adjective it's literally a waterfall created out of a river of blood. Time: About ten seconds after TWBS peeked over the waterfall and saw a nasty creature swimming up towards him and Balls. TWBS: What the fuck

The D of S, Cerchio Sette

ballsofsteelandfury - October 21, 2020October 12, 2020

Place: At the top of a very steep slope created by an earthquake when Jesus went down to hell. Time: About twenty five seconds after Balls shot a finger gun into the air TWBS and BALLS singing/yelling together: MY NECK! MY BACK! LICK MY PUSSY AND MY CRACK! In

The D of S, Cerchio Sei

ballsofsteelandfury - October 14, 2020October 12, 2020

Place: Just inside the walls of the City of Dis Time: About five seconds after Balls and TWBS passed the Mexican devil birds that scattered when the Angel in a pissy mood opened the gate. TWBS: Why did you say WESTSIIIIIIIDE when we walked in? BALLS: It's fun! You

The D of S, Cerchi Quattro e Cinque

ballsofsteelandfury - October 7, 2020September 26, 2020

Place: Just above the Fourth Circle of Hell Time: About five seconds after Balls and TWBS passed Plutus, God of Wealth and Shitty Circle Guard. TWBS: q? TWBS has seen what seems to be millions and billions of souls deep in the middle of a large circular valley. They are

The D of S, Cerchio Tre

ballsofsteelandfury - September 30, 2020September 26, 2020

Place: Just inside the Third Circle of Hell Time: About five minutes after BALLS carried TWBS out of the Second Circle of Hell. TWBS slowly regains consciousness after having fainted. TWBS: Whut, where am I? BALLS: You are in the Third Circle of Hell. TWBS: What happened? BALLS: Despite me

The D of S, Cerchio Due

ballsofsteelandfury - September 23, 2020September 19, 2020

Place: Just outside the Castle of Limbo Time: A few minutes after TWBS and BALLS leave the Castle of Limbo. TWBS and BALLS are walking away from the castle and down a dark slope TWBS: So, he was an asshole, right? BALLS: Listen, I'll grant you that I prefer Euclid,

The D of S, Cerchio Uno

ballsofsteelandfury - September 16, 2020September 12, 2020

Place: A dark forest Time: A few minutes after TWBS got kicked out of St. Peter's gates TWBS and BALLS are walking along a path in the dark forest. BALLS is catching TWBS up on what's happened since he's... left. TWBS: Wait, so Beastie started writing HRTN again?!? BALLS:

The D of S, Prologue

ballsofsteelandfury - September 8, 2020September 5, 2020

Place: Unknown Time: A few months ago. A bearded man wearing a baseball cap, a golf shirt, basketball shorts, and tennis shoes squints his eyes open as he wakes up from what seems like a long dream. He looks for his computer to log on to the site he writes

25 Questions About…

theeWeeBabySeamus - May 11, 2020May 11, 2020

This... Illnesses. Since it seems to be a big thing on everyone's mind these days for obvious reasons I figured what the heck, let's do this. Maybe there might be a little levity. Or maybe I'm just sick (lol, get it?). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oUAekdWSO4 So without further adieu let's get started, shall we? When you were