YOUR 2024 AVN Awards Nominees

ballsofsteelandfury - January 9, 2024January 9, 2024

Yes, it's that time of year again! My, how time flies! This year, the awards are being held at Resorts World in lovely Las Vegas, Nevada on Saturday, January 27 at 9 PM. You can buy tickets here. Tickets start at $168, which is amazing considering the face value of my ticket

Luv Ya

Don T - May 18, 2022May 18, 2022

tWBS died two years ago. The Covid lockdown took tWBS away, never to be seen or heard from again. More corona mutations and science deniers: THAT we get back from the freakin’ lockdown. Makes no sense! Sorry Christians, but “God” sucks. Everyone says that honesty and generosity are two of the

Taco Bell Tuesday Open Thread

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ballsofsteelandfury - April 12, 2022April 12, 2022

Howdy Folks! The Good Reverend is unavailable today, so I'm filling in. Regular readers of the AFL Beat will read this and be all, "WTF, mate! You've got time to write this but you ditched The Beat last week and you STILL haven't published it this week??" To that,

Sexy Friday – First Friday of February 2022

ballsofsteelandfury - February 4, 2022February 3, 2022

As I was browsing YouTube last week looking for songs to play for you, I stumbled across a little bit of genius that got me to say out loud, "How the fuck did I not know about this???". This is what is in store for you today on the

25 Questions About….

ballsofsteelandfury - December 20, 2021December 19, 2021

One of the most messed-up commercials we've all seen for a while. Of course, it's by one of the tech companies that are trying to take over your entire life. I speak of the Alexa commercial with the old couple. For those of you that have not

The D of S, Vol. II: Terrazzo VII

Senor Weaselo - January 13, 2021January 12, 2021

tWBS: Why am I nervous? Senor: Because as I said, this is the lust terrace upcoming, and you posted compilations of sexy pictures on the Internet for multiple years? tWBS: Hey, they weren't pornographic! Senor: Yeah, but society's a bunch of prudes. tWBS: And you did it too! Senor: Like twice? Probably a difference there,

The D of S, Vol. II: Terrazzo VI

Senor Weaselo - January 6, 2021January 6, 2021

Place and time: Walking up into the sixth terrace of Purgatory, right after Mozart ditched them. tWBS: You know, I've been wondering. I've gone through Hell and Purgatory, and dealt with a whole ton of people on the way. And I could understand them all. Why? Senor: Okay, first off, out of

The D of S, Vol II: Ante-Purgatorio

Senor Weaselo - November 18, 2020November 18, 2020

Place: On the boat to the shores Purgatory TWBS: So, what are they all singing? (As per last installment.) Senor: In exitu Israel de Aegypto, "When Israel Came Out of Egypt." There's gonna be some Gregorian chants here, you've been warned. TWBS: Well that sucks. That's shit music that died out centuries ago. Senor:

The D of S, Vol. II: Prologue

Senor Weaselo - November 11, 2020November 10, 2020

Previously, on The D of S: Balls: So, listen. I've got a thing and (looks at bare wrist) will you look at the time! I'm running late! So, I guess I'll be seeing you. TWBS: WHAT?? You're leaving me here? Alone?!? Balls: Well, I'm a dick, but I'm not that big

The D of S, Cerchio Nove

ballsofsteelandfury - November 4, 2020October 26, 2020

Place: At the beginning of the Ninth and Final Circle of Hell Time: Two minutes after TWBS got the shit scared out of him by the loudest ass hockey horn he's ever heard. TWBS: Ok, so if they're not towers, what are they? The duo continue walking and finally TWBS