Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #1 – “Love in a Locker”

theeWeeBabySeamus - May 31, 2017May 30, 2017

Tonight's Episode: Love in a Locker It was a late spring / early summer day in woody Connecticut. Schools were letting out and all the kids were happily thinking about their summer plans and emptying out their lockers. All the old crap was tossed away into the trash receptacles of which

Your “Tiger Not Drunk After All, But Hopefully I Will Be Soon” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - May 30, 2017May 30, 2017

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Yep, no alcohol in his system. He was just taking a "nap" in his car. Yeah OK... you know he's getting the good pain pills for that back. And since there was no alcohol in his system, this will now all probably go away. That's crap. Cops find ME passed

TGISF…aka “The Bubbles, They Tickle My…Tchaikovsky” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - May 26, 2017May 26, 2017

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Sir Roger Moore died this week at the age of 89. IMHO, he was the coolest of the Bonds. (sorry Barry, now leave me alone and get your big head outta here) ((no no, I'm just kidding....it's not noticeable at all)) Where was I....oh yeah... This week, in honor of my favorite 007, the

TGISF…aka “The Goddess Personified” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - May 19, 2017May 19, 2017

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Sooooooooooooooo..... ISoG came to a rather inauspicious end this week. And yet you still have to hear about it, apparently. Yes, I'm a dick. tWBS (to New Girl): Soooooo, ummmmm, Van.... New Girl: Look, just cut to the chase. I'm not some wilting flower you need to treat gently. Don't try to schmooze

TGISF…aka Your “There’s Sand In My Crack, But That’s OK” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - May 12, 2017May 12, 2017

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Perhaps the most timely/most accurate TGISF title I've ever penned. This week's TGISF is going to be a little bare bones maybe, depending on the Venice Beach weather the next few days. Right now, it's cloudy and rainy outside. Which is the only reason I'm inside right now, typing this. When

TGISF…aka Your “Bi-Curious” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - May 5, 2017May 5, 2017

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I know I've claimed in the past to be mailing it in. But people...listen to me. Hear me..... This week, I'm truly mailing it in. You'll get your Sexay...don't get me wrong. But I'm not invested. My mind is quite literally thousands of miles away. And maybe that's not a bad thing. I

TGISF…aka Your “Who’s Got Wood?” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - April 28, 2017April 28, 2017

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Today is Arbor Day. So go plant a tree...so to speak. But yes, Arbor Day, or more specifically Trees....is our theme this week, one way or another. Yes, I know you were expecting something NFL Draft related probably. But fuck those idiots. I can barely stand to watch real NFL during the season

TGISF…aka Your “tWBS Is In Need Of A Blunt” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - April 21, 2017April 21, 2017

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(Yes, I think I'm very clever....you'll see) - It's been an odd week. To say the least. I honestly don't know where this week's TGISF will go yet. Kinda winging it at this point. But let's find out together, shall we? Because as I was not so gently reminded this week....together is all

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 4, 2017

theeWeeBabySeamus - April 17, 2017April 17, 2017

Fair warning...as I'm writing this the Geelong/Hawthorn match is ongoing. Geelong has a 16-6 lead in the first qtr. Which is good, but we'll see...this post could go bad quickly. Just letting you know.... profanity could be upcoming. So ballsofsteelandfury has safely made it back to the continental US. So whyTF

TGISF…aka Your “I Dyed For Your Sins” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - April 14, 2017April 15, 2017

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Yeah, you think you know what that title means, don't you? Hehehe...we'll see. - So Let's Talk About This Jesus Dude As I mentioned at Christmas, I'm an agnostic, at best. But I still rationalize celebrating this Jesus' life. Dude was freaking awesome. Tell 'em Jesus.... OK, ok, settle down there buddy. I thought we were

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 3, 2017

theeWeeBabySeamus - April 10, 2017April 9, 2017

Fair warning...this could get ugly... As you were all warned....errrrrr told last week, I am filling in for ballsofsteelandfury on AFL Beat for the next two weeks while he's jet setting all over the globe. Now, I'm not going to lie to you fine folks. I'm very nervous about doing this... As everyone

Your “Saturday Night Cucker” Saturday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - April 8, 2017April 8, 2017

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Yep, I know. That title's gonna need some 'splaining. For now let's just say things got weird(er than normal) around the poker table last night. But holy shit that was funny. Also, Steve Bannon would have felt right at home. Or is that Kuschner who would have felt at home? Meh,