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Love Not The Wronger

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Beerguyrob - January 15, 2020January 15, 2020
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Sunday morning - a quiet suburban household before breakfast “Family meeting!” Each person in the house dreaded those words. No one likes talking about their feelings ever, unless there are cameras and a paycheque, and the situation is always worse when the person at the perceived centre of the tension refuses to

Your “Jesting At Scars That Never Felt A Wound” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - December 18, 2019December 18, 2019
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NFL Noise: Greg Olsen sounds like a person done with all that shit, and has no intent on being part of a rebuild. "No one ever gets to write their ending, write their final script. As I told you guys on the day we found out about Ron [Rivera being

Your “Brees Betters Babymaker; Boosts Boltman” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - December 17, 2019December 17, 2019
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NFL Nuggets: The touchdown record gets all the acclaim, but what warms the cold, dead heart of the average [DFO] Commentist is the fact that Drew Brees also eliminated another Charger from the record books. By going 29-30, for a completion percentage of .966, Drew Brees bested the best completion

Your “I Had Done A Hellish Thing” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - July 18, 2019July 18, 2019
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I think the NFL might have broken me. There is absolutely nothing of interest to note. Why, one of the biggest headlines of the day is: Chiefs fan fined $500 for shining laser at Tom Brady and that's saying something, given that full camps open in a week. (FYI - the fan in question,

Your “For A Hill, Men Will Kill” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - October 24, 2018October 24, 2018
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NFL News: No man is an island, and Chad Kelly found that out late Tuesday night as he was a clod washed away by a sea of bad press.   He was cut by the Broncos as a result of his criminal trespass arrest after the Broncos Hallowe'en party. PFT has

Leaves Of Grass: The Ballad of Le’Veon Bell – On Pittsburgh & Learning Your Worth

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Beerguyrob - October 19, 2018October 19, 2018
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The fact that Le'Veon Bell didn't return at all this week is a testament to the nature of the modern game, and the lengths to which players have to go to ensure their post-playing days financial & physical viability. Returning during a scheduled bye would have guaranteed him no contact

Leaves Of Grass: The Ballad of Le’Veon Bell – On The Fans

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Beerguyrob - October 18, 2018October 17, 2018
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The possible return of Le'Veon Bell this week or next is a testament to the nature of the modern game, and the lengths to which players have to go to ensure their post-playing days financial & physical viability. Returning during a scheduled bye not only guarantees him no contact for

Leaves Of Grass: The Ballad of Le’Veon Bell – On His Teammates

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Beerguyrob - October 17, 2018October 16, 2018
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The possible return of Le'Veon Bell this week or next is a testament to the nature of the modern game, and the lengths to which players have to go to ensure their post-playing days financial & physical viability. Returning during a scheduled bye not only guarantees him no contact for

Leaves Of Grass: The Ballad of Le’Veon Bell – On The Franchise Tag

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Beerguyrob - October 16, 2018October 16, 2018
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The possible return of Le'Veon Bell this week or next is a testament to the nature of the modern game, and the lengths to which players have to go to ensure their post-playing days financial & physical viability. Returning during a scheduled bye not only guarantees him no contact for

Leaves Of Grass: The Ballad of Le’Veon Bell – On His Return

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Beerguyrob - October 15, 2018October 16, 2018
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The expected return of Le'Veon Bell this week is a testament to the nature of the modern game, and the lengths to which players have to go to ensure their post-playing days financial & physical viability. Returning during a scheduled bye not only guarantees him no contact for another week,

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