Welcome, everybody, to the new home of [DOOR FLIES OPEN]. We’re happy to open the doors to our fancy new hovel. There may be some bugs, or some problems to fix, but I think we’ll be happy here. We have a new feature – your name is actually attached to the post! So, enjoy, and if you have any suggestions, let’s hear ’em.
Yay, new people!
I’m late, but I see I’m early for the aftermath.
Sloppy seconds UP TOP YO!!
I blame it on the central time stamp.
OK, I think I like everything except the placement of the comment box. (At the bottom, WP? WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUU)
Any other questions/concerns? I may make a tutorial video on how to do a post if I have time and anyone wants it, but I’m liking this very basic version of the joint.
The mobile site is still a little clunky and is not displaying the main post image when you scroll but that’s a small thing.
Love the new site.
Awesome! I used a plugin for the mobile site, but I’ll take a look. It should be responsive out of the box, so maybe I can turn it off.
I murderized the mobile plugin. I like the responsive version better, anyway.
I have a thought.
I mentioned earlier this week about doing a post from some of the landmark L.A. restaurants. I was thinking about Father’s Office first.
Since we have a decent sized Southern California contingency maybe some of us could do a group outing and then do a group post. I am just beginning to get used to Google docs (old time Office 2xxx guy).
Could we have a group document where everyone who was in attendance could contribute and make there own entries and we could post a single entry as a group?
Because that would be bad ass.
If so, I’ve got a few ideas for places and if the East Coast, Portland, Chicago delegations wanted to do the same we could have a thing going.
I really want a Father’s Office burger is what I was saying
I like that idea! Getting together should not be a problem and I think, since we have author status, the joint posting should not be an issue either.
I like Father’s Office, so that works for me.
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/4135258/jumping-red-panda-o.gif
Oo! Oo! I, too, want this thing I have only now learned of that seems to have an amazing selection of craft beers and lovely seating!
I love this idea, for no other reason than the purely personal and I hate to think that my contract is up in a year and I would have missed out on some amazing things to have tried while in So Cal. But equally, I would love to get a sense of places to try when I travel.
I love the new house!
I ain’t mowing the goddamn lawn though.
Photo/gif image imbed attempt 1
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/4573131/flying-lawnmower-o-s.gif
That’s what I’m talking about.
Dude I’ve got a sweet John Deere. I got this.
/runs over foot
Fuck.
“Noooooooooooooo!!!!”
— Rex Ryan
It is indeed a little noticed life milestone, when one stops mowing one’s own goddamn lawn. Growing up, the mere thought of such would have horrified me, but fuck, it’s just not worth it (I’m an inch or so two tall to do so comfortably with a middle-aged man’s back) and I am a lazy, lazy hippo.
Ding-dong
Hi, do I have the right address? I heard this was a potluck. I brought a pomegranate ceviche and I believe WCS brought a pasta dis…. oh. I see.
Welp. This is why we can never have nice things.
YAY! Welcome to secession HQ. Forget, Hell!!!!
Hell yes. Damn glad to have you (Tabs) Ms Covalent.
None of these guys could decorate the new house for shit.
You’re still mad because I hung this up in the den, aren’t you?
http://i.imgur.com/yRbt27I.jpg
Jesus because of this site I’m on Twitter and now I’m on Word Press.
Guess I better give up UPROXX amirite?
Don’t do it, man…. DONT!!!
Aww thanks guys, I’ve missed yall! She’s good, already being groomed to be an NFL trophy wife.
Just don’t let her marry a Cowboy. Or a Patriot.
Please God No!
Nice to see you made it!
We should start a pool for when the first lady Kommenter shows up. I invited Covalent, but she has a life and often doesn’t answer messages (well, at least from ME) for days at a time. Dunno if anyone else has reached out to anyone else with a totes non-creepy liferaft DM toss towards the mothership.
I bet we could get Sprague to at least pop in and say hello. Hell, now that we’re live I’ll actually ask her to give us a tweet or two.
Hey, we already scored a major coup with Underdog, why not Sarah?
The Kastaways shall inherit the Earth!
I think I still have her DM. Let me know how it turns out.
I got a VMB incoming at some point. Watch your asses.
I don’t know about a lady, but I’m here!
HELL YEAH
HUZZAH! How’s the Bengal baby doin’?
YES! Glad to have you here!
Congratulations on the baby!
We’re expanding! Welcome Vontaze. Is our new house as nice as your (potential?) house.
Glad to see you join the unwashed masses.
She’s a Bengals fan. She was already unwashed.
All right, a couple of suggestions, if they’re not too much trouble.
–Auto-embed comment pictures/youtube videos
–I’m noticing I’ll sign up for comment notifications, but then I have to confirm that every time. Is there a way to make this happen automatically?
–Yellow Bar–Someone put some actual food in the fucking fridge. We can’t live on French’s Mustard and soy sauce packets for long.
OK, pics auto embed now. No pictures of balls, NSZ. On the notifications, I think you have to add that to your profile in the back end. I’ll try to use my magic internet powers to make it happen.
This is how you get ants!
http://calorielab.com/news/wp-images/post-images/beyonce-maple-syrup.jpg
Who put that old couch there?
THAT’S HOW WE GET NSZ PESTS!
Hi, thanks for having me! Can I just sit down over here–
/drops plate of pasta and marinara sauce on new carpet
http://i.imgur.com/G062H.gif
Is there a reason that gifs and jpgs don’t embed directly like before?
Perhaps they must be encoded. Let’s see…
So…yes, it can be done. Who’s ready for an HTML lesson?
You have to type in:
<img src=”http://i.imgur.com/G062H.gif”/>
That would embed Cuntler’s original gif – just replace the http stuff with the link you want. Another way is to edit the comment, then use the img button to insert an image. Doing it via code is a lot easier, though.
You don’t close the brackets?Never mind.
Also, I’ve noticed that before the reply tree was limited to two replies per original comment. Now it looks like it is not limited.
I think it will go to 10 now.
OK fixed the embedding images issue. Please don’t make them huge. That’s what she said, etc.
YAY! I’m no longer the only degenerate pillhead here.
Welcome, WCS! It’s like all of the old friends are here.
I’m telling you all right now, I’m having sex in the kitchen. Dibs!
Too late buddy.
/washes hands
//wipes them on the guest towels
Nice work! Now go hack the Yankees, you LaRussa loving sonuvabitch.
I’ve been trying, but they changed their passwords!
Try “2basketsfromJeets”