So…
One truck is carrying two different orders for two separate restaurants, called Banana 1 and Banana 2, owned by the same individual.
The owner always places her order from Banana 1.
The owner always places orders for both restaurants.
Banana 1 is located on Cedar Street. Banana 2 is located on Garry Street.
The trucking business has another client on Seegar Street.
The client claims that 15 cases of bacon (part of a larger order) was not dropped at Banana 1.
The driver maintains that he dropped 15 cases of bacon at the business on Seegar Street and then corrects himself and says that, “for sure, I dropped it on Cedar Street”.
The driver has an invoice with a check mark next to the bacon.
The client says that she was the one that checked off the order and there was no bacon delivered.
The client then gets remarkably hostile towards yours truly, insists that she is, “not a happy camper”, and will be taking her business elsewhere.
The client did not take her business elsewhere. Tell me why.
/Someone throw in an image of a guy shrugging his shoulders-my son is at some leadership camp and I’m a failure
/Edit
Ze Answer: The delightfully confrontational business owner placed the bacon order for Banana 2 on Banana 1’s order in error. The following day she was at Banana 2 to receive that order thinking that the bacon would be there.
After multiple conversations with client, driver, freezer guy that put order together, receiver at Banana 1, the business on Seegar Street and my assistant manager I was able to solve this dick twister in 3 and a half hours.
http://i.imgur.com/3QVxUtm.gifv
Looks like Brick has found Moose’s Fountain Of Magical Gifs!
DFO site stats. I wonder what happened there?
http://40.media.tumblr.com/9a8eed37270c7ae453740163da5958bd/tumblr_nnjahgKmpM1rcgltao1_1280.jpg
The cat went THAT way.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/0586a5fcc6f60bac1d43c2c63535441d/tumblr_nrp90dWroe1rlb6iho4_1280.jpg
I am committing inner side.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/9953df5f1623ef12ce09659a2e242713/tumblr_nrqbpnz3Kg1rlb6iho1_1280.jpg
No but seriously; this HAS to be related to some…. event…. or …..
Found it! Mystery solved:
http://earthsky.org/space/when-is-the-next-blue-moon
10 Reasons Why DFO Clicks are OBLITERATING Uproxx
I guess a question we have to answer before the weekend is; who’s sister or some guy dressed like their sister is Horatio Cornblower going to bang Saturday night.? This may seem trivial to some, but to Bret Favre and Alex Smith it is HUGE.
http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/2/Open/Warner%20Brothers%20Distribution/Movies/Captain%20Horatio%20Hornblower/_derived_jpg_q90_600x800_m0/00209033.jpg
………..and ……….this is………my…………….
BOOOOOOM STICK!!!
http://38.media.tumblr.com/a98b7270dd137fc08bd57026c7fa62da/tumblr_nbwljyjtwd1qeg36jo1_250.gif
Some days are just all fucking
I just need to put my big girl panties on and deal wit’ it.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/1063ac8cd527cc3eacf7fbca093434d0/tumblr_nqv395Ocfp1r6mdwlo1_540.jpg
And how did Mr. Mode’s day go.
*No intended as a slur of people with Italian heritage.
Smoky, man…there’s a nice haze out there today.
That’s why I’m glad DFO is non-smoking.
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http://33.media.tumblr.com/f462341d6ff4984e213d374b41571008/tumblr_nsa53hWvwB1qbxcxno6_500.gif
Puzzle answer: spaceship = Bill Cosby.
Men, MEN! I am in NYC for work and have been drinking since 6. I need to pee.
And the two women need some warning too. We’ve still got two right?
RIGHT?
http://media.giphy.com/media/cBMzKXcTDUNRm/giphy.gif
Three, sorry, three, that’s three. I was thinking of how much they get paid for the same work.
Accordingly, I shall not seek, and I will not accept, the responsibility of DFO for the authority to declare threads open.
But let FUCKWADS everywhere know, however, that a strong, a confident, and a vigilant DFO stands ready tonight to seek an honorable gif party–and stands ready tonight to defend an honored cause–whatever the price, whatever the burden, whatever the sacrifice that duty may require.
However; I DECLARE THIS AN OPEN AND FREE THREAD OF WHICH NO CORPORATION CAN DENY US THE COMMENTERS FROM OUR RIGHTS AS INDIVIDUAL TO MAKE THE MOST VALID AND TERRIBLE PUN DICK JOKES OF WHICH OUR VERY HEART DESIRES!!!
http://41.media.tumblr.com/6a86ac71324408536f20148beb2a931f/tumblr_nrr7i40CkZ1rlb6iho1_1280.jpg
Thank you beer and sarcasm; helping avoid actual Moose emotions since 1975.
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Scotchnaut, for the love of all that is holy, I beg of you, can you please change your avatar? I can’t stand looking at that dickhead PK. May I be so bold as to suggest an alternative?
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http://i.imgur.com/yc4CoFv.gifv
I swear, this is now my favorite-est gif on the internet. I. Cannot. Stop. Laughing.
Are we going to get a secret answer to the puzzle like Rikki provides on his?
http://hugelolcdn.com/thumbnail/339787.jpg
I assume the answer is that the author got fired.
Will this be on the actual certification test or is it just a teste question?
This is how a porn starts, right?
He he, meat distribution and delivery.
They don’t start like this?
http://www.hochsitz-cola.de/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/1706.jpg
Fuck da Pole-leese.
http://36.media.tumblr.com/f763f7d8d1ac34528015ab4a31b96307/tumblr_nc0dpnOtE61sr1ki0o1_500.jpg
Friend zone; level 99.
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“… AND TWENTY DOLLARS FOR A FUCKED UP DUCK!!!!1!!!1!”
Because you replied “IF YOU TAKE YOUR BUSINESS ELSEWHERE I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND TAKE YOUR FUCKING SOUL!!!!!!!”?
That’s my guess anyway.
[looks at above comment]
I’ll take, “What does an American thoroughly immersed in his own culture say?” for $600, Alex?
Or…. the actions of Andy Dalton.
“Things I have said pre-litigation” for $400
Hell I’ve said worse during closing arguments.
People are either closers or hosers.
*Canadian
Owner order for both Banana 1 and 2 meaning that orders for Banana 2 get delivered by Owners own folks. The owners employees mess up and take the bacon to Banana 2.
I am fucking steam because of this mystery; how can the architect project manager who’s been there for almost three years on this very project act like he has not been paying attention to the constant meetings, emails, phone conferences, etc. SUDDENLY ACT LIKE HE HAS NOT BEEN PAYING FUCKING ANY ATTENTION??!?
Answer; architect.
Let it go…..
SERENITY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Sorry for the venting.
In a related incident; I showed this before, but it is a pretty damn good beer:
http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/158/123363/
Did the Time Line do something different; the site is loading much faster now!!
So I guess I should too.
http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/great-divide-showdown-rye-ipa/274095/
http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/d38391fe9ef0f6c4dccb08c9d2c04c29/202054385/beer6.PNG
I’m actually loading it from the Darkest Internet.
Ted Cruz’s campaign headquarters??
http://41.media.tumblr.com/2fb9e62bf4b9a522eeb85519ef672e6d/tumblr_nsc28pfTPB1uv5dupo1_1280.jpg
Architects really are a special breed. Everyone talks shit about lawyers, but I’ve met perfectly nice and reasonable lawyers (present company definitively included). I have yet to meet an architect (and I’ve worked with a LOT) that I would like to have a beer with.
I know several that are descent people, but those that are real architecty…… are that is my main client base, thank you very much.
It just bangs your balls every step of the way to just do your job.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/e86ff687f0daed399f117d780e78b1e6/tumblr_mqnnfi0VFR1qdlh1io1_250.gif
But I’m not driving a truck in Iraq so my job is really fucking easy. I’m just venting.
I hear you and I know your pain. Here’s a little something to make you feel better:
Tits: good. Stillers: not so much.
Confused boner?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STEELERS TOWEL!!
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MUST IMMEDIATELY LOOK AT OLIVIA TOGUE BATHING ANOTHER ACTRESS WHO IS ALSO VERY ATTRACTIVE AND UNOBTAINABLE SO I DON’T AVE TO WORRY ABOUT COMMITMENT!!
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The near fluid and poetic motion; it soothes the Moose.
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Was the driver named Hennimore?
Thanks for doing the thing you did.
No problem
I am assuming this takes place in a Dystopian Future where PETA and the Vegans have won, yes?
THEY’LL NEVER WIN!
/hunkers down behind pork belly barricade
Hopefully they hit that barricade with flame throwers!
Then we can have dippin’ sauce of our choosing.
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Balls did not read my comment.
Huh? Cleavage?
Why am I taking the LSAT? The answer is stegosaurus.
Deep-seated masochism?
Serious guess: The client thought she was at the Garry Street restaurant (Banana 2) and told the driver to drop the bacon off at the Cedar Street location. He misheard/misunderstood, thinking she must mean Seegar Street, because they were AT the Cedar Street restaurant. He did so, she complained because no bacon. Once error was explained, she backed off.
Unserious guess: GIMME THE FUCKING KEYS, YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER!!!
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Not quite but you should have a cigar…
https://youtu.be/hMr3KtYUCcI
Oh by the way, you’re gonna have to tell us which banana is pink before I can make an informed answer.
Everyone is Canadian and super nice to each other?
But she was very abrasive. If she was a superhero she would be Steel Wool.
Maybe you knowing the consistency of her pubic hair has something to do with this; this is missing information that would make the guess more logical.
So, she is Quebeçois?
How can you “like” a post about 40 times?
Damn you! You have to spring this on me after drinking has already commenced? Can you at least offer a hint? Is the bacon canadian?
All I’ll tell you is that I want warthog bacon RIGHT NOW!
Sexual innuendo warning; level five.
Oh shit.
Back to the smokehouse, er, safe house for me.