That’s a man/woman difference for sure. We are always pleased for our special ladyfriend to have impure thoughts over a celebrity type, whatever takes pressure off us!
I eated a Mediterranean seasoned tuna steak, from the “bake in” bag I get fresh from Publix. With a guava square pastry for dessert, and Sumpin Sumpin ale looming in the fridge.
Getting a Publix in town is likely the best thing that ever happened to this simple Hippo.
/sorry, kids – but you know you can be real asses sometimes
Beyond the obvious, ya know what I REALLY fucking did about Emily? Her shoulders. I have only recently realized what a thing I have for shoulders like hers. Just delightfully sexy.
Emily Ratajkowski would make a great mistress, as I’m sure Ben Affleck would agree. I’ve been watching Scrubs lately, and I totally forgot how awesome Sarah Chalke was
Wondering Why I Feel So Lonely and Pathetic: Not Checked. I’ve got time to myself and I’m picking up The Boy from a leadership camp tomorrow. Life is good.
I believe that we are almost the point as to where I could be convinced to have a dalliance with Emily. Maybe if I had some sort of alcoholic beaverage first.
I recently moved, and when I did so, I bought a projector and built myself a new computer. I just connected my new computer to my projector, and since I now intend to ditch y’all and go watch porn I figured Sexy Friday was the place to brag about my awesome A/V setup. Yet another reason I can’t wait for football to start.
My preferences are entirely mood based. And no, I don’t pull the curtains. Due to the nature of projectors they are already pulled (Lots of lumens, but still better in the dark). Also, there is a large apartment building across from me, so despite being further from the street than I was in my old place, I feel I have somewhat less privacy.
As someone that went to high school with Emily, I’ve always been surprised (poor word choice I guess, because she looks great) that she’s become as big a star as she is now. It’s funny now in retrospect because she wasn’t really even considered to be the “hottest” girl at the school by the general consensus/brosephs.
I’m really trying to think back to any meaningful interaction that we had, and I can’t think of one, but that’s probably because… Let’s just say Horratio and I would probably be sharing a locker, if we had them. Anywho…
What makes her special is a combination of factors.
She’s tall, she’s willing to do nudity, she’s ‘Checklist’ hot but also has a look that makes her photos easy to retouch, she’s easy to work with, and she worked her fucking ass off to make the right business connections/decisions. I should add that she also benefited from the increased interest in buxom models that Kate Upton helped rekindle, but again, also had the added benefit of being willing to do nudity. Before Blurred Lines, she’d already gained traction as a possible ‘next Kate Upton’ type model for doing several nude Treats shoots and Samuel Bayer’s art exhibition. Being on the cover of Treats #3 in 2012 was probably the tipping point. She then did a shoot with bigger photographers, then a Carl’s Jr. ad, and on and on until she was in that 2013 music video. That’s when she blew completely up.
When she was 18 she was in lingerie photos for Frederick’s, and like Kate Upton, VS would never have hired her back then. She already had tits, which isn’t what they want because they sell push-up bullshit bras. Not to mention that VS is cheap as fuck and doesn’t hire American models if it can help it (I’m certain that Karlie Kloss is an Angel because she’s already famous, like the one time VS did hire Kate Upton).
I apparently went to high school with Visanthe Shiancoe, though it was a 3000 person school and I’m only really aware of the fact via Wikipedia and old year books. I certainly didn’t see his dick until everyone else did, on the teevee.
SciFi nerdgasm alert!!
http://41.media.tumblr.com/4f9e479916a0fde1ca60e6c818d0e983/tumblr_nrqqnvRzfY1sa77c6o1_1280.jpg
http://38.media.tumblr.com/85165afc064f726506aa8ea41a1a9b6b/tumblr_ngrohmhZGh1ricqlko4_250.gif
I am a leaf on the wind. With a full erection.
Emily could charm the nuts off a well built machine.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/80531ff4389c2c67755a30a6f9bfb99e/tumblr_nsh2py1nwL1t77z9fo1_540.png
http://i.imgur.com/DOeqa45.gifv
This week in Nice Fucking Shirt.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/913ce0ebaaec0ca36bd1d98a21374f75/tumblr_nqwcurq03C1r81dyco1_1280.jpg
Okay, I’m getting too excited about the new Request Line feature we’ve been brainstorming. I need to calm down.
So…what’s going on in here?
Nuttin’ to see here, mister….. May as well move along, nope nothing happened, nope, no crimes committed here, no-sir-eee. Nope.
Nope.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/2cd681a6bc59bc8a1082c495b183a551/tumblr_nsnystnIra1txlsado1_500.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vyj1C8ogtE
Request Line? What the what? You mean we can request gifs from Moose?
MOAR HOLA HOOP GIRLS PLEEZ!
No, the new Mock Draft/DFO Radio replacement feature.
Ah! Just saw the Google thing. Yeah, that’s pretty cool.
http://i.imgur.com/O2h0mur.gifv
Good luck explaining that to your stepdad
This is what you get for not keeping your truck in proper alignment.
I’d love that, but the pages would NEVER load.
Great, thanks; we can always go back in time…………line.
JJ Watt hates this selfie.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/b992cde1fa90ad58714821313bbe4090/tumblr_nibxvpDeww1u7ldmxo1_1280.jpg
Since this is the open thread, I moved it back to the top.
WhooHoo!
http://i.imgur.com/GcT0DBd.gifv
http://33.media.tumblr.com/1e2fd434f958fe88ecc02c3831214886/tumblr_nq5rvqCKVW1suw78go1_540.gif
“So guess what I’m wearing?”
“What?”
“Why don’t you come over and find out.”
http://33.media.tumblr.com/6c267af681af3326056fcf89ad929cf6/tumblr_noaawjCfIx1rn41pho1_400.gif
I like lake swimmin’.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/a41b739b25f94c2e19194b00effcfd2e/tumblr_n78g8nSZan1tvx4ujo1_500.gif
I love her so much. My wife growls at me when she comes on screen, because she knows I’m having impure thoughts.
That’s a man/woman difference for sure. We are always pleased for our special ladyfriend to have impure thoughts over a celebrity type, whatever takes pressure off us!
Those are pure thoughts; purely boning Lake Bell over the back of the couch after she doughnut glazed your face. That is very pure.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/e26b67be490f237880eb7fbe3d01699c/tumblr_nnhs9gCqoo1roz5p1o3_r2_500.png
Need a Ginger alert.
http://36.media.tumblr.com/273f1b51f1486867787b4157784f2555/tumblr_noa3ie6pPC1qij4o1o1_1280.jpg
What’s sup LAAAAAAAAAAAADIES?!?
http://41.media.tumblr.com/f5a55fccdf9bee6f40482eaec39692e1/tumblr_nrac4mYVqm1u8imavo2_1280.jpg
Can someone with PhotoShop skills put Todd Haley wearing Steelers gear in that picture? That would just go perfect with our Steelers preview.
OK. Almost done already.
That would be so spectacular.
I stuck him in the car…that OK? Give me an email address to send it to, and you can give it a thumbs up or down.
You rock! Thanks!
What’s for dinner?
http://40.media.tumblr.com/c9d30ff50a7239d035d38e71b9b052fa/tumblr_mfdi3x9eUn1qz63n0o1_1280.jpg
I eated a Mediterranean seasoned tuna steak, from the “bake in” bag I get fresh from Publix. With a guava square pastry for dessert, and Sumpin Sumpin ale looming in the fridge.
Getting a Publix in town is likely the best thing that ever happened to this simple Hippo.
/sorry, kids – but you know you can be real asses sometimes
Doesn’t sound that bad, especially topped with Sumpin’!!
http://33.media.tumblr.com/8a19e5603651ca9e55fccd1194631d88/tumblr_nrltlsE6pR1qlz1v3o1_500.gif
What would be awesome is if that loaf was hollowed out and filled with meats and cheeses. Oh, baby!
Anybody here ever had a bunny chow before? That’s curry there on the inside.
http://orsimages.unileversolutions.com/ORS_Images/Knorr_en-ZA/1.1.726_30_1.1.726_326X580.Jpeg
I have. That’s good eating!
Beyond the obvious, ya know what I REALLY fucking did about Emily? Her shoulders. I have only recently realized what a thing I have for shoulders like hers. Just delightfully sexy.
/Wonders what Mr. Hippo actual did with Emily’s shoulders.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/f404421f3930e74a9a71b199c8995f35/tumblr_nmmcpiwi8K1qd3fpno1_500.gif
My guess?
http://www.hankosborne.com/grill/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Glazing-a-doughnut-600×399.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ksgkpbn.jpg
WHOA, WHAO! WHOOOOOOOOOOOAA!
I THINK I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!
Landing porn.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/20f0ec8609e2b762647b13244d9ebe56/tumblr_nrhta7hoO41uaf8oko1_400.gif
Some of those videos are insane. Makes me want to never have to fly again.
Perhaps you should start with your relationship with your mother……
http://36.media.tumblr.com/3518d2bf733ab7b3b3a7818b90a2d610/tumblr_n8vsx8CLTY1sn75h6o1_1280.jpg
Testés
http://americasfemalefirefighters.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/2000cover.jpg
I had to go back to the main page and then come back in. Finally, it worked. That’s very odd.
I tried reloading and that didn’t work
Again!
http://tvnotiblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/MarthaHigareda-2.jpg
One more experiment.
http://www.mrskincdn.com/data/_v/star/00/06/68/biopic1a_84253/Salma_Hayek_Naked.jpg
Very weird
http://cdn.nrm.com.mx/cdn/perrona/drupal/imagenes/galeria/a1412948873.jpg
SUPER weird.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/99344b73c090ad72ff6d50cd648a8ad1/tumblr_nk5o1jCiZ51shlvfzo4_400.gif
Comic conventions did not look like this back in the ’80s.
http://www.craveonline.com/images/stories/upl_images/cc10.jpg
Like, at all.
Holy shitballs!
Time to get hammered.
http://cdn.bleedingcool.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/day2_femmethor.jpg
Steel bra
Steal bra
Aw, come on, honey! Let’s go the comic con!
Snow? Check.
Chainmail bikini? Check.
Dedication? Legendary.
Why do all my comments go as replies? Is that happening to others? I refreshed (not in an enema way tho), etc.
*Not bitching, just asking.
Well, except that one……..
http://31.media.tumblr.com/745fdcd01156bbab7ec8963acf1fc179/tumblr_nkwcgxaBRD1sgv8dco1_400.gif
Not that one
Well that one didn’t but this one did.
http://33.media.tumblr.com/a2a10b03a96898ab7d53d98136538fcf/tumblr_nk5o1jCiZ51shlvfzo5_400.gif
I just had the same thing happen. For some reason, it posted in the same place I had last replied. Weird.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIRD!
http://33.media.tumblr.com/1e226de2decca3f06509ef2f842f57ca/tumblr_nk5o1jCiZ51shlvfzo1_400.gif
There goes my weekend…
http://33.media.tumblr.com/da9b03ad8c54275f339c904cb88b8099/tumblr_nk5o1jCiZ51shlvfzo2_400.gif
I smell a new avatar…
If only we could use gifs for avatars….
Let me try this again:
http://tvnotiblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/MarthaHigareda-2.jpg
HAHAHAHA!!
Sorry, I’m just glad it’s not just me.
http://33.media.tumblr.com/912a4c3766b8661b64d07847e53eb911/tumblr_nk5o1jCiZ51shlvfzo3_400.gif
Emily Ratajkowski would make a great mistress, as I’m sure Ben Affleck would agree. I’ve been watching Scrubs lately, and I totally forgot how awesome Sarah Chalke was
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx8imgLM0w1qdshi4o1_500.gif
http://i.imgur.com/UtX7tAy.gif
One thing she can do that I don’t think Emily can is provide you with a turgid comedy boner.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/e672531564e0a69565ca45aabca0783c/tumblr_nral9ihkBS1upyumbo1_500.jpg
Yeah, she is awesome!
She’s one of the voices on Rick and Morty now!
Sexy Friday is back! Sexy Friday is back! I’m so happy! I forget my English!
We fail Engrish? Thats unpossibre!
http://36.media.tumblr.com/f766a0c1264c84796207fca0d463dc56/tumblr_nruqmm49eN1rtlq2eo1_1280.jpg
Holy hell Moose! That one hits the BoS hat-trick!
The ever so slight imprint of where her thong was DOES NOTHING FOR ME!!
*Yes it does.
SLO MO POrn.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/754a604cc235edfe0c61ede2a4410853/tumblr_no845vhkfT1s0ny3fo1_1280.gif
Can you make the site more accessible to the hearing impaired?
http://41.media.tumblr.com/ca656607cc394b0e391800e255de8f35/tumblr_n0mn8rG1j81qa1d15o1_1280.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/85b528e0dc726adcdda4453cdc0c4b28/tumblr_n0mn8rG1j81qa1d15o3_1280.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/4e076c5344f712f44621584cd86689c7/tumblr_n0mn8rG1j81qa1d15o9_r1_1280.jpg
http://img.niadd.com/funnypictures/humor/63/howtopickuptrashywomen.jpg
Steak porn.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/2ad6a3d5da3766c13436cc9936ce89e5/tumblr_mthllrd99B1rwe56eo1_1280.jpg
Stake porn.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/075500ed5e30a80655e0ae818b2553cf/tumblr_npxr3omoKQ1suchdko1_1280.jpg
This may be to explicit judging by the turgid state in which I find myself after viewing:
http://41.media.tumblr.com/fbddccc452373fb28068564c11e6eb6a/tumblr_ns94gmH4OW1u4wgp4o1_1280.jpg
Mr. Bowie…
https://youtu.be/65EJCzqOzdc
Ella…
https://youtu.be/dPd3FJPGDJU
Here we go..
https://youtu.be/vjejqJVUYOU
Alone in a hotel room: Check
Drinking Mill Street Organic Lager: Check
Drinking The Glenlivet 12: Check
Waiting on Khinese food: Check
Watching “You Gotta Eat Here”: Check
Wondering Why I Feel So Lonely and Pathetic: Not Checked. I’ve got time to myself and I’m picking up The Boy from a leadership camp tomorrow. Life is good.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/a3ae0e07f4586be19aa94a3054b1a86e/tumblr_nbghb73Tug1s9bqq4o1_1280.jpg
This is exactly why I tip all my hookers.
http://i.imgur.com/weC9o0I.jpg
Anyone know the name of a good Khinese restaurant in Orillia, Ontario?
Olirria Chinese To-Go.
Zero stars out of five!
-B. Parcells
Dessert porn.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/923e5d084a8938e854b8480b7b63cdee/tumblr_ns64l9qqqZ1rpwhvdo1_1280.jpg
OK, I admit this may be going too far; but I’ll throw it out there as a concept.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/ff696c9e26291e64ef95f7ab927692ac/tumblr_nsmu95rjCO1qewacoo1_540.jpg
There’s always money in the ice cream stand…
Can we do TWIC and pancake porn as in one shot?
http://33.media.tumblr.com/1168b011e94c97afd613f7a9829f0e85/tumblr_mxhz9fjhM01qljj91o1_250.gif
TWIC strikes me as a Sunday post, but yes. Pancakes are definitely a Sunday thing since after eating them I can’t do shit all day.
Have to say I have no idea who Emily Rajaz…Rajatoz…er, the purty girl Martin’s posting is, but I’m glad to see the return of Sexy Friday.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/379b2bc059f3c74be8fd81b5ca14776c/tumblr_mccqakSfu61r72ht7o1_r1_500.gif
Hot Thompson action.
http://36.media.tumblr.com/d30b1a9dcb698755f8f49ffea3d3d744/tumblr_mpiq4l0MzJ1s011meo1_500.jpg
People always say Mary Ann is preferred. I say you are marooned on an island for fuck’s sake; BOTH. Not like you can’t out do the Skipper.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/57cee99074f6c2442d8adc7f3988d9d6/tumblr_nrkxmlOK761u4fjsto1_1280.jpg
Skipper just likes to watch ,, ppl forget that.
Can I go a ways back?
http://41.media.tumblr.com/a7ef65dd3c2af7888a3e7caecb4ee1b2/tumblr_nrccnfBw811qgio2uo1_1280.jpg
Oh Kathy…
God have I missed Sexy Friday……Do beef for ladies?
Me too.
http://33.media.tumblr.com/e03b49f73c21a8ef9f01bb626ed0d0f1/tumblr_nrqizg4ulc1shax9ao1_500.gif
Some sploosh never hurts; it helps.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/222efeee8857fdaebe4228cb3a97666e/tumblr_nrqizg4ulc1shax9ao2_500.gif
By all means!
EXCELLENT GOD DAMN WORK MARTIN!!
I believe that we are almost the point as to where I could be convinced to have a dalliance with Emily. Maybe if I had some sort of alcoholic beaverage first.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/820496f0c95902f50776c977d78f824b/tumblr_mtcka3XNp61s8g6l6o1_500.jpg
I recently moved, and when I did so, I bought a projector and built myself a new computer. I just connected my new computer to my projector, and since I now intend to ditch y’all and go watch porn I figured Sexy Friday was the place to brag about my awesome A/V setup. Yet another reason I can’t wait for football to start.
http://static1.gamespot.com/uploads/original/1540/15406759/2765401-5811396321-tumbl.gif
Question that I would not expert nor maybe you should answer:
What type of porn preferences would you have?
Question open to all, of course.*
*Except Fek.
When you project it on the wall you don’t even pull the curtains do you?
That question didn’t sound near as creepy in my head.
*My head is a VERY creepy place.
My preferences are entirely mood based. And no, I don’t pull the curtains. Due to the nature of projectors they are already pulled (Lots of lumens, but still better in the dark). Also, there is a large apartment building across from me, so despite being further from the street than I was in my old place, I feel I have somewhat less privacy.
“Are you a star gazer?”
[looking at telescope pointed a the Doktor’s projector wall.]
“Oh, yeah, Ursa Minor, baby.”
One thing about the ‘burbs where I am at; no one can see the women I pay to chase me around the house dressed as lawyers.
Gotta agree with Dok on preferences. It’s basically as the mood strikes. And who was serving at Subway that day….
Yeah, one day octopus porn to another day of vintage enema porn, really mood driven for me.
Random comment to Moose to prove a theory:
http://cdn.nrm.com.mx/cdn/perrona/drupal/imagenes/galeria/a1412948873.jpg
Where is Fek, anyway?
Thank you, God/Martin!
There is a god..or in this case Goddess
THOSE GLASSES ARE TOTALLY FAKE LIKE RICK PERRY FAKE
She need a brand new Carhartt jacket.
To take off.
My two favorite things about Sexy Friday are 1. Sexy and 2. Friday.
Name five things more sexy than Friday. You can’t.
Make that woman eat something!
/looks around for high fives
//realizes he’s all alone
///eats sandwich anyways
*Fellatio joke; level five.
As someone that went to high school with Emily, I’ve always been surprised (poor word choice I guess, because she looks great) that she’s become as big a star as she is now. It’s funny now in retrospect because she wasn’t really even considered to be the “hottest” girl at the school by the general consensus/brosephs.
I’m really trying to think back to any meaningful interaction that we had, and I can’t think of one, but that’s probably because… Let’s just say Horratio and I would probably be sharing a locker, if we had them. Anywho…
/Cool story bro
//Shows self out
Just lie to us and tell us that you doinked her. That’s what we want to hear.
Er, yeah! Of, course I did…!
The guy she actually doinked, even then, was an, odd choice, to say the least…
http://media.giphy.com/media/F8bo1LU5U5ApG/giphy.gif
You just know everyone else who went to high school with her probably says that.
Was she at least a nice person?
I wouldn’t necessarily say “nice,” but she wasn’t mean/rude or anything that I can remember. Her Mom worked as a teacher there too.
It was high school, nice usually isn’t something in possession yet.
Speak for yourself homie, my senior prom date was smoking hot, no joke.
And yes, I was totally in the friend zone with that one.
http://jacob.efinke.com/artie.jpg
We should exchange newsletters. Did your date ask you to go as well?
Oh cool, you went to Jorah Mormont High School? I had a college buddy who was from there.
What makes her special is a combination of factors.
She’s tall, she’s willing to do nudity, she’s ‘Checklist’ hot but also has a look that makes her photos easy to retouch, she’s easy to work with, and she worked her fucking ass off to make the right business connections/decisions. I should add that she also benefited from the increased interest in buxom models that Kate Upton helped rekindle, but again, also had the added benefit of being willing to do nudity. Before Blurred Lines, she’d already gained traction as a possible ‘next Kate Upton’ type model for doing several nude Treats shoots and Samuel Bayer’s art exhibition. Being on the cover of Treats #3 in 2012 was probably the tipping point. She then did a shoot with bigger photographers, then a Carl’s Jr. ad, and on and on until she was in that 2013 music video. That’s when she blew completely up.
When she was 18 she was in lingerie photos for Frederick’s, and like Kate Upton, VS would never have hired her back then. She already had tits, which isn’t what they want because they sell push-up bullshit bras. Not to mention that VS is cheap as fuck and doesn’t hire American models if it can help it (I’m certain that Karlie Kloss is an Angel because she’s already famous, like the one time VS did hire Kate Upton).
Another thing is they let you masturbate in their stores! Even if it is close to closing time!
*don’t let
http://40.media.tumblr.com/011fe21fc4fb5644cb26bc108e377546/tumblr_nryte7h3bo1rsxqqio1_540.jpg
We will lick your face just to be that close.
I apparently went to high school with Visanthe Shiancoe, though it was a 3000 person school and I’m only really aware of the fact via Wikipedia and old year books. I certainly didn’t see his dick until everyone else did, on the teevee.
When aliens or time travelers or whatever come to ask what our greatest accomplishment is, we shall show them Emily.
BOY SHE’S FAT! WHAT A CO….
Oh sorry, I thought this was a Kate Upton post.
/flexes in mirror
//holds in gut, passes out.