Howdy y’all! I know a lot of us are concentrated in the North American time zones, but there are also a lot of us that live in other parts of the world such as the UK, Australia, and parts beyond. This post is for you. Hey, it may be lunchtime and you may feel like a dick joke and have no one to share it with because you think all your invisible dick-joking friends on the Internet are fast asleep.
There are quite a few night owls, drunken people coming back from bars, and drunken people trying desperately to have sex with someone that might need to know how the Chiefs did tonight in order to get it up. (They won, so
The point is that good times and jokes can be had at non-traditional times. To get the ball rolling, here is a fun preview of this weekend’s Australian Rules Football games:
BTW, Collingwood plays Richmond in 15 minutes, the Sydney Derby (Giants vs Swans) starts in 40, Gold Coast meets Essendon in 3 hours, and the Geelong-St. Kilda and Adelaide-Brisbane games start in roughly 5 hours.
King Hippo will be along after the AFL games to take you through the English Premier League slate.
Here are some funny news bloopers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lay5dUxAejs
to make you laugh and, since I have it on good authority that Martin is off this week balls deep into next week’s Sexy Friday post, here are some pictures to make your nether regions….change.
BTW, in tonight’s preseason action, the Jets beat the Falcons and the Chiefs beat the Seahawks. Yay empty preseason victories!
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I just poured out my last shot. It was really sad, like 3 drops after I shoke the bottle. Going to enjoy one of my half cigs I have outside
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Not lying. Eating 3 hour old Mozzarella sticks right now. I owe you both a naked lady and more Fat Mac half naked.
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I can post something for the ladies too Moose
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Stop posting personal emails I send you Moose. Not cool
Tobias Funke shops at Lowes.
No jean shorts. Sorry, that was me.
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I will work hard when I need to, that tiny pic is worth it
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I mentioned the other night I am not happy with my SFW pics since every site I have is mostly NSFW
Enjoy a SFW one
oh shit nm, edited before sent, that one wasn’t SFW
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I think this one is ok
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Speaking of Aussie Rules, I hear St. Kilda is starting the first ever born-and-raised American (From Chicago I believe), which I think is really awesome.
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Jesus.
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I mean it is no worse than the actual scene. Still, burn it with fire
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Seems like it’s back? They must have scraped the poo out of the servers.
Terrible comment. lazy at best. But also happy you are back
I try. Not very hard, you know.
Yeah I know I was lying, you are like my favorite or at least close
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Weird – I was playing Xbox and I come back to you guys bitching that the site is down? Seems fine to me, maybe we had a server hiccup. Teach me to not pay attention for 5 minutes, I guess.
It was down 2 hours, I still have 10 Mozzarella sticks to eat. Also interested in whatever game you were playing.
I was playing Diablo 3! It plays so freaking well on Xbox with a controller. The roll! Sorry about the downtime. That’s nuts. I’m checking with my hosting company about it now.
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Hey, we don’t pay you nothin’ for nothin’, you know?
That’s it, it’s time for Bud Light #UpForWhatever ads.
I was sure I got banned because I could still access the site but not the columns. I blamed Sill on twitter. I stand by it he was more of a pain in the ass last year than if I had a kid.
What’s up with DFO?
PAY THE DANG ELECTRIC BILL!!!
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Derby update:
California Chrome won one.
Also, Swans up by 22 at the end of the first term
I failed and have like 10 left. They will all be eaten by the time I go to bed though. I promise that.
Redhead for my failure
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Well, someone has to represent East Coast Standard time and THIS GUY, I CALL HIM A DRUNK TOO STUPID TO GO TO BED BECAUSE HE’S STILL UP AND JUST CRACKED A FRESH BEER, is just the guy to do it.
Valhalla motherfuckers! How the fuck you doing!?
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WITNESS!
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There you are!
Bonjour you Cheese eating Surrender Monkeys.
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The good part about making cookies is that there is no bad part.
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That’s funny, because I’m watching Big Trouble In Little China, featuring Ms. Cattrall.
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I LOVE EVERY SINGLE DETAIL IN THIS PHOTO OF THIS MAGICAL PLACE.
EVERY. SINGLE. DETAIL.
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Guys. My Mozzarella sticks came out perfect. Had to update. So in like 5 min I will be sick from eating all 20 I made
THAT’S GREAT HUSTLE!
/slaps MTWV on the ass. Hard.
//steals mozzarella stick
///burns roof of mouth
I lied. I made like 30, the eating in 5 min and getting sick still remains true
More for us!
Video of your emesis, or or it never happened.
Your constipation tomorrow will be legendary.
Jared’s favorite Food Network Show:
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Ladies and Gentlemen!
A toast!
It was a very good week on this here blog.
CHEERS!
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Indeed! There were some quality posts and comments this week. Kudos to all of you!
Undercover Investigation Shut-down Ale Lagunitas
jalapeño buffalo brats
fresh grilled corn-de-cob
Sevre et Belle Bucheron
fresh tomatoes
Avery India Pale Ale
Fucking delicious
not sure why that posted twice…..
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Is it weird that I want to know more about the golf ball?
I think Horatio is still stuck in the other thread. Or he just peed his pants. Either one is equally likely.
JETS/FALCONS REPLAY UNDERWAY WOO
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AFL update: 25-1
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I’m watching AFL on the tablet with Diners Drive ins and Dives on the TV. Guy is annoying as fuck but I love the places he goes to.
Undercover Investigation Shut-down Ale Lagunitas
jalapeño buffalo brats
fresh grilled corn-de-cob
Sevre et Belle Bucheron
fresh tomatoes
Avery India Pale Ale
Fucking delicious.
That sounds awesome!
His complaints were “YOU LEFT THE OVEN ON WITH NOTHING IN IT AGAIN” 2 caveats. I have Mozz sticks in there and he fucking leaves that thing on all the time by accident. I don’t think I ever did it. 2. Dog jumped the gate in his kitchen to see dad when he got home. Got accused of not locking up the locked room he saw when he got home
So, everyone is having a drink, then?
WCS is here. so I am voting to start a party
I’ve got red plastic cups!
Not me. I’m taking a page from D12 tonight.
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Remember, Steele Sidebottom just started playing:
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Sidely Steelebottom:
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I posted that last comment like half sarcastically. Then just got yelled at through multiple doors about nothing.
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What if we are from a couple hours north of Chicago? But drank before. And also as I hear noise downstairs am going to have to pretend I am sober to get those Mozzerella sticks I am making
You’re a better man than me if you can make Mozz sticks drunk. I can barely put them in my mouth
PHRASING
So many wedgies, so little time…
I’m your Huckleberry.
Hi. I heard this is where we come for beer and golden showers?
Horatio is ready with both.